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I always liked Frank Zappa's name for 'em:
"Mammallian Protruberances"
That's, uh.....kind of a mouthful.
a little off topic... but hobbes... do you think that J-Lo has a big butt or in your opinion... is it well rounded?.. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@27 November 2003 - 15:07
I am actually indifferent to breasts.
Big breasts are usually associated with a big ass.
A pretty face, a well rounded butt, and a brain, the breasts be damned!
Fun bags
a little off topic... but hobbes... do you think that J-Lo has a big butt or in your opinion... is it well rounded?.. :huh:[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe+27 November 2003 - 08:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 27 November 2003 - 08:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@27 November 2003 - 15:07
I am actually indifferent to breasts.
Big breasts are usually associated with a big ass.
A pretty face, a well rounded butt, and a brain, the breasts be damned!
Fat ass, with poor form.
Very pretty face and skin.
Overall, a reject. Yeah, like I am perfect, LOL!
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:
goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
J-Lo doesn't have a fat ass, she's got a damned sexy ass!! (I don't like J-Lo herself, she is beautiful but she's a total bitch with it which put's me so off her it's unbelievable lol)Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:
goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
!Drooling over thought's of Honey's sexy ass and big breast's! heh :"> ;) :wub:
Sniper.
J-Lo doesn't have a fat ass, she's got a damned sexy ass!! (I don't like J-Lo herself, she is beautiful but she's a total bitch with it which put's me so off her it's unbelievable lol)Quote:
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 15:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 15:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:
goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
!Drooling over thought's of Honey's sexy ass and big breast's! heh :"> ;) :wub:
Sniper. [/b][/quote]
:) @ Sniper... :*
well i never thought of it as being fat before... :lol:
i could be emotionally damaged for life now... *checking it out in the mirror*
:unsure:
I would really have to see to believe.Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 08:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:
goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
You see J'Lo's lacks a certain curvature, known as the "bubble butt".
The overall size is not what counts but the motion of the ocean (oops, wrong topic).
It is the curvature, not the total area, which determines beauty.
i inherited a mild form of scoliosis (sp?) from my Dad's side of the family...so the base of my spine curves in.. which emhasises the bum... grrrr... :blink:
can we talk breasts again... im feeling self conscious now... :unsure:
show us!Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:29
oh well... i guess i have a fat arse then!... :lol:
goes with my big breasts!... ;) or is that norks? or tits?.. or whatever?.. :lol:
Of course, we would hate to spam this serious thread.Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 08:56
i inherited a mild form of scoliosis (sp?) from my Dad's side of the family...so the base of my spine curves in.. which emhasises the bum... grrrr... :blink:
can we talk breasts again... im feeling self conscious now... :unsure:
Breasts= air bags or floatation devices
:*Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:49
:) @ Sniper... :*
well i never thought of it as being fat before... :lol:
i could be emotionally damaged for life now... *checking it out in the mirror*
:unsure:
!Quickly changes shape into that of a mirror! heh ;)
It's !not! fat Babe, it's perfect!! :wub:
Don't let other comment's emotionally damage you :(
Sniper.
balloons... squeezies... (i shouldnt know all these)... :huh:
like i said Sniper babe... you're the best thing out for an ego boost... :) :*
heh I !really! love the sound of "Squeezies" ;) :">Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 08:04
balloons... squeezies... (i shouldnt know all these)... :huh:
Sniper.
anyone say rack yet?
Just so-Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@27 November 2003 - 03:51
You see J'Lo's lacks a certain curvature, known as the "bubble butt".
The overall size is not what counts but the motion of the ocean (oops, wrong topic).
It is the curvature, not the total area, which determines beauty.
Bubble butts are great.
J Lo's got a problem-denim can't even alter the shape of her butt.
Not a thing wrong with the size, but(?) it's kinda wide and (oddly) flat.
LovePillows............
:P Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!!
Sound's like an inheritance with a positive side to it heh ;) :wub:Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@27 November 2003 - 07:56
i inherited a mild form of scoliosis (sp?) from my Dad's side of the family...so the base of my spine curves in.. which emhasises the bum... grrrr... :blink:
can we talk breasts again... im feeling self conscious now... :unsure:
If it's your melon's were talking about then that's fine with me heh :"> ;) :wub: (Plz don't feel self-conscious, there's nothing for you to feel that way about :wub:)
@ Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!! - Morning Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!! :)
Sniper.
im glad you do!... ;)Quote:
heh I !really! love the sound of "Squeezies"
Sniper.
mornin Yogibabe... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gifQuote:
LovePillows............
Yogi-goodmorning everyone!!!
my melons??... omg... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gif :">Quote:
Sound's like an inheritance with a positive side to it heh
If it's your melon's were talking about then that's fine with me heh (Plz don't feel self-conscious, there's nothing for you to feel that way about )
Sniper.
*folding my arms*.. me self conscious?.... never!!!.... :unsure: :huh:
lol love pillows yea i enjoy lieing my head on them i wish i could more often :(
i don't think jugs have been mentioned
or type 5138008 into a calulator and turn it upside down
hahaha I remember doing that when I was younger, plus trying to make other word's too lol :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@27 November 2003 - 11:12
i don't think jugs have been mentioned
or type 5138008 into a calulator and turn it upside down
Sniper.
Any said Buns Baps or balloons?
oh and Big Mammaroos :rolleyes:
a friend of mine coined the phrase "sweater puppies" on his own, it's not a rip off of "puppies" rather i think it's the other way around. also, i call them "knockers"
i like calling them "sweater puppies" because you can say it aloud around a group of women and they won't know what you're talking about :ph34r:
I hate to possibly burst your friend's bubble, but i'm positive I heard them called that many year's ago whilst I was at school :)Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@27 November 2003 - 18:58
a friend of mine coined the phrase "sweater puppies" on his own, it's not a rip off of "puppies" rather i think it's the other way around. also, i call them "knockers"
How about -
Double Trouble (if you get caught with someones GF/misses lol)
Hand Candy (i've never heard anyone call them that before, it's something i've thought of, but might have been used already lol)
Sniper. (Wishing he had a nice pair in his hand's right now !sigh!)
i'll call the attorney :P
I would like to add an extra question:
What shape do you prefer?
UKAllrounderMan
"Boobeis"? :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@27 November 2003 - 12:12
i don't think jugs have been mentioned
or type 5138008 into a calulator and turn it upside down
"Bröst, rattar, tuttar, brön', lökar" (Swedish)
Anyone say "funbags" yet? I haven't kept up with this one since last night... :lol:
I don't think going up to a lady and asking her "Can I play with, or suck, on your Bröst" or "rattar" would go across very well over here lol ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@27 November 2003 - 19:17
"Bröst, rattar, tuttar, brön', lökar" (Swedish)
What do those word's translate to exactly plz? Or do they all basically translate to "Boobs"? :)
@ UKMan - I think I should add a rule to this that peep's who come up with incredibly difficult puzzles/riddles aren't allowed to add Q's to this thread heh ;) :P J/K!
Sniper.
I've read this thread several times now, for future reference. :)Quote:
Originally posted by dingoBaby@27 November 2003 - 08:20
Fun bags
You never know when the phrase "whip out yer chesticles" might come in handy.
@Sniper:
Bröst=Brests
Rattar=in this context, prolly something like "Boobies", it's a metaphor, translates directly into steering-wheels or maybe knobs.
Tuttar~Tits
Brön'=here roughly boobies again, another metaphor/euphemism though, translates directly like so: Brön'=> slang for Bröd=Bread/Buns.
Lökar=again a euphemism, here boobies-actually onions.
Thought of another one:
Pattar~Jugs
I don't think going up to a lady and asking her "Can I play with, or suck, on your Bröst" or "rattar" would go across very well over here lol ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+27 November 2003 - 20:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 27 November 2003 - 20:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@27 November 2003 - 19:17
"Bröst, rattar, tuttar, brön', lökar" (Swedish)
What do those word's translate to exactly plz? Or do they all basically translate to "Boobs"? :)
@ UKMan - I think I should add a rule to this that peep's who come up with incredibly difficult puzzles/riddles aren't allowed to add Q's to this thread heh ;) :P J/K!
Sniper. [/b][/quote]
ha ha - and yes your right, they are all swedish versions of tits, boobs etc..
BTW - i gave the answer just now go looksee -------->
they will now!... ;)Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@28 November 2003 - 02:59
i like calling them "sweater puppies" because you can say it aloud around a group of women and they won't know what you're talking about :ph34r:
Thank's SnnY, i'm already thinking up some possible lines to try out heh ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@27 November 2003 - 19:25
@Sniper:
Bröst=Brests
Rattar=in this context, prolly something like "Boobies", it's a metaphor, translates directly into steering-wheels or maybe knobs.
Tuttar~Tits
Brön'=here roughly boobies again, another metaphor/euphemism though, translates directly like so: Brön'=> slang for Bröd=Bread/Buns.
Lökar=again a euphemism, here boobies-actually onions.
Thought of another one:
Pattar~Jugs
Examples -
Rattar - Would you mind if I placed my hand's on your rattar's to see how they handle?
Brön' - Could I please have a nice long taste of your Brön''s?
Lökar - I've never really liked Lökar's, but could I try your's to see if I enjoy them more?
heh ;)
Sniper.
uh-oh......busted :">
*laughing at MS*...Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@28 November 2003 - 03:53
uh-oh......busted :">
a blushing one no less... ;) :P
i'll call your breast whatever you want me to call them ozbabe. so long as you let me call them. B)
i was thinking of calling them "soft mounds of supple goodness"
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/Thud.gifQuote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@28 November 2003 - 04:36
i'll call your breast whatever you want me to call them ozbabe. so long as you let me call them. B)
i was thinking of calling them "soft mounds of supple goodness"
ummm they both have the same number MS... ;)
soft mounds of supple goodness?... :">
whatever turns you on darlin.. ;)