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02-22-2004, 03:56 PM
DanB

Can i be Chief skinner upper? :D
02-22-2004, 03:58 PM
Wizard_Mon1

Quote:

Originally posted by danb@22 February 2004 - 15:56
Can i be Chief skinner upper? :D

An essential part to any space mission.

I appoint you cheft space cadet.
02-22-2004, 04:00 PM
DanB

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 22 February 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@22 February 2004 - 15:56
Can i be Chief skinner upper?  :D

An essential part to any space mission.

I appoint you cheft space cadet. [/b][/quote]
Thanks Wizard Mon.

I'll get started right away :P
02-22-2004, 04:00 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 17:36
I want to apply for the position of serial wanker. All for scientific purposes of course :wacko:

Wow!!

You qualify!!

You are now HighCommander of SerialWarpWanking, first class.

Congratulations, SqueezeTight.[yout name for this trip]

At WizaDiz99: You will awaitsevere punishment together with LP9!!!

You will have to fight the Gbyutopppoi!! in our HoloArena tomorrow.

Tou can get preventive counceling from BoaBig, Senioronaut1.

Captain Neptylo
02-22-2004, 04:02 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by danb+22 February 2004 - 18:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 22 February 2004 - 18:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 16:58
<!--QuoteBegin-danb

Quote:

@22 February 2004 - 15:56
Can i be Chief skinner upper? :D

An essential part to any space mission.

I appoint you cheft space cadet.

Thanks Wizard Mon.

I'll get started right away :P [/b][/quote]
Don't listen to WizaDiz99, as he will be Gbyutopppoi-food soon........

And we don't have spacecadets!!!

What are you qualifications??

Captain Neptylo
02-22-2004, 04:10 PM
Rat Faced

The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/enter...ightjacket.jpg
02-22-2004, 04:11 PM
Wizard_Mon1

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:

I'll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserv...s/211201-2.jpg
02-22-2004, 04:11 PM
Skweeky

can I hire some other wankers? Tough job doing it alone all the time
02-22-2004, 04:14 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat Faced@22 February 2004 - 18:10
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/enter...ightjacket.jpg

Though your input is highly appreciated, we cannot recall you being a crewmembrane.

Did you allready take the Weuneupoghich Relieve???

Captain Neptylo.
02-22-2004, 04:16 PM
Rat Faced

And heres the Officers Dress Uniform.....

http://www.magicworld.co.uk/acatalog/straightjacket.jpg
02-22-2004, 04:17 PM
Rat Faced

Quote:

Originally posted by SexualFartening+22 February 2004 - 16:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 22 February 2004 - 16:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@22 February 2004 - 18:10
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/enter...ightjacket.jpg

Though your input is highly appreciated, we cannot recall you being a crewmembrane.

Did you allready take the Weuneupoghich Relieve???

Captain Neptylo. [/b][/quote]
Who's a crew member?

I come under Skweeky as a "necessary worktool" for Tax reasons.... :ph34r: :ph34r:
02-22-2004, 04:18 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 18:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 22 February 2004 - 18:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:

I'll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserv...s/211201-2.jpg [/b][/quote]
WizaDiz99: You again did it!!!

Now back to yuor Truimithicaffed Refyuhj, before i breferefe your ass!!!

And don't try to pull my rank again, you popopopopoprgte!!!

Captain Neptylo
02-22-2004, 04:20 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 18:11
can I hire some other wankers? Tough job doing it alone all the time

Permiswank granted!!

Here is your first assistent, also specialised in deepthroat!!

http://www.heycomputer.com/images/alien/alien2.jpg

Capt. Nep
02-22-2004, 04:21 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat Faced+22 February 2004 - 18:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 22 February 2004 - 18:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 16:14
<!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced

Quote:

@22 February 2004 - 18:10
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/enter...ightjacket.jpg

Though your input is highly appreciated, we cannot recall you being a crewmembrane.

Did you allready take the Weuneupoghich Relieve???

Captain Neptylo.

Who's a crew member?

I come under Skweeky as a "necessary worktool" for Tax reasons.... :ph34r: :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
That means you are gonna wank us for seven years........

What are your qualifications for that???

CP.
02-22-2004, 04:21 PM
Rat Faced

Wondered what happened to El Jeffe .... :huh:
02-22-2004, 04:22 PM
Skweeky

Good, a deep throat specialist is necessity

I need a few new vibrators Captain, do I have permission to order?
And anal beads for Lieutenant Ratfac
02-22-2004, 04:23 PM
Rat Faced

Quote:

Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 16:21

Quote:

Who's a crew member?

I come under Skweeky as a "necessary worktool" for Tax reasons.... :ph34r: :ph34r:

What are your qualifications for that???

CP.

Im a Dildo ;)
02-22-2004, 04:26 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 18:22
Good, a deep throat specialist is necessity

I need a few new vibrators Captain, do I have permission to order?
And anal beads for Lieutenant Rat faced

Okay, SqueezeTight.

Ratfaced is a Dildo, helping you out.

Please bring him to our vibolab for a sexchange and warpiblity.

CN.
02-22-2004, 04:28 PM
Wizard_Mon1

Quote:

Originally posted by SexualFartening+22 February 2004 - 16:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 22 February 2004 - 16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 18:11
<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky

Quote:

@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:

I'll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserv...s/211201-2.jpg

WizaDiz99: You again did it!!!

Now back to yuor Truimithicaffed Refyuhj, before i breferefe your ass!!!

And don't try to pull my rank again, you popopopopoprgte!!!

Captain Neptylo [/b][/quote]
For my answer please refer to phrase number one.
02-22-2004, 04:30 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 22 February 2004 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 16:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 18:11
<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky

Quote:

Quote:

@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:

I'll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserv...s/211201-2.jpg

WizaDiz99: You again did it!!!

Now back to yuor Truimithicaffed Refyuhj, before i breferefe your ass!!!

And don't try to pull my rank again, you popopopopoprgte!!!

Captain Neptylo

For my answer please refer to phrase number one. [/b][/quote]
That's my WizaDiz!!!

Good boy......... :P

CapNep
02-22-2004, 04:31 PM
DanB

Deep throat specialist?? :o

This gives Deep Space Nine a whole different meaning :lol: :lol:
02-22-2004, 04:40 PM
Skweeky

Rat Faced, please go to the violab NOW
02-22-2004, 04:42 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by danb@22 February 2004 - 18:31
Deep throat specialist?? :o

This gives Deep Space Nine a whole different meaning :lol: :lol:

You qualify.

From now on you will be Barbonaut1 in command of general humurous indigestion.

Congratulations, DanDan[your name during the trip]

CN
02-22-2004, 04:45 PM
Rat Faced

This one?

Image Resized
[img]http://www.sp.se/sv/general/pressrum/bildbank/Biolab.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'>

I'll go as soon as the rest of the crew have been through.
02-22-2004, 04:48 PM
Skweeky

No, you go first

G'wan, off ya go :D
02-22-2004, 04:52 PM
Rat Faced

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 16:48
No, you go first

G'wan, off ya go :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative25.jpg
02-22-2004, 04:54 PM
Skweeky

That's it Dildo Rat Faced

I shall be reporting this to the Captain and you will have to face the poidklujuju :ph34r:
02-22-2004, 04:55 PM
Wizard_Mon1

I've been through twice already..... what fun.
02-22-2004, 05:00 PM
Rat Faced

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 16:55
I've been through twice already..... what fun.

We noticed last night :o

http://www.couplessocialclub.com/main_files/peek21.jpg
02-22-2004, 05:01 PM
DanB

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 17:55
I've been through twice already..... what fun.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

the Violab you say? :unsure:
02-22-2004, 05:02 PM
Wizard_Mon1

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat Faced+22 February 2004 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 22 February 2004 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 16:55
I've been through twice already..... what fun.

We noticed last night :o

http://www.couplessocialclub.com/main_files/peek21.jpg [/b][/quote]
Yer the side affects can be a bitch...
02-22-2004, 05:03 PM
atiVidia

hey can i join da krew? lol

i can be the sleep overseer (to make sure that ppl dont make sexual farts while sleeping...)
02-22-2004, 05:20 PM
Yogi

Quote:

Originally posted by atiVidia@22 February 2004 - 19:03
hey can i join da krew? lol

i can be the sleep overseer (to make sure that ppl dont make sexual farts while sleeping...)

You qualify.

You will be NarcoNaut1 in charge of recovering SqueezeTight/RatDildo-leftovers.
(and don't keep all the semen to yourself!!! :o :P :o )

Congratulations, OldVideo[your name during the trip)!!!

CN
02-22-2004, 09:02 PM
Wizard_Mon1

so are we going then or what? :-" :01:
02-22-2004, 09:04 PM
bujub22

:blink:
02-22-2004, 09:59 PM
Skweeky

Joob Joob wants to apply for the position of 'anal bead' I think
02-22-2004, 10:05 PM
DanB

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 22:59
Joob Joob wants to apply for the position of 'anal bead' I think

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's so scary :ph34r:
02-22-2004, 11:24 PM
bujub22

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 17:59
Joob Joob wants to apply for the position of 'anal bead' I think

http://www.dotcode.com/cool_things/bartmoon.gif http://www.dotcode.com/cool_things/bartmoon.gif

forget yah i was the first 1 hired i got seniority :angry: bow before me :lol:
02-22-2004, 11:46 PM
Wizard_Mon1

Carefull Bujub or you will have to fight the Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserv...s/211201-2.jpg
02-22-2004, 11:50 PM
Skweeky

I'm in charge of wanking and other perverted sexual acts

Are you sure you don't want to be an anal bead?

Could be fun

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