Im a co-ordinator for a small buisness.
I also drive huge buses. :)
I used to work in a liquor dept, that was fun but sometimes scary.
Had my tyres slashed, my counter pee's on, and rocks thrown at me.
Bloody drunks. :rolleyes:
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Im a co-ordinator for a small buisness.
I also drive huge buses. :)
I used to work in a liquor dept, that was fun but sometimes scary.
Had my tyres slashed, my counter pee's on, and rocks thrown at me.
Bloody drunks. :rolleyes:
I forgot a few:
Fugley- copy editor
Nigel123- astronaut
Chalice- nightclub owner
Titey- mechanic philospher
Wow... that's pretty close... I used to teach Microsoft Office to people looking to upgrade computer skills... many years ago...Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 01:35
NikkiD- teacher
Now, I do this:
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I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
cat castrator
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I thought they were just naturally fit :blink:Quote:
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I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
The dolphins tell me it is the other way around.Quote:
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I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
The dolphins tell me it is the other way around. [/b][/quote]Quote:
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I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
You speak dolphin :o Fan-tastic.
I'm a dolphin at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
:'( I never knew that. You think you know someone then :(
I should've known of course...air traffic controller...as if :rolleyes:
I paint signs in the road but i`m not very good at it. :lol: :lol:
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I'm a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass! You belong to me!!Quote:
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I'm a typical bloody student parasite :D
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i own yer ass! You belong to me!!Quote:
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I'm a typical bloody student parasite :D
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Eat my contributions!!
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Eat my contributions!!Quote:
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I'm a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass! You belong to me!!
:blink:
:blink: [/b][/quote]
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oooppps did i hit u fugley?? :lol: :lol:
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I'm a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass! You belong to me!!
:blink:
Eat my contributions!!
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oooppps did i hit u fugley?? :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
now look here blowjob22! That's just plain mean!!
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now look here blowjob22! That's just plain mean!!Quote:
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I'm a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass! You belong to me!!
:blink:
Eat my contributions!!
:blink:
http://www.nt-tech.com.au/kwrs/image...warming_up.jpg
oooppps did i hit u fugley?? :lol: :lol:
:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry plucked your whole family :lol: :lol:
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Don't she look sexy wiv the hat :D
@Hobbes........Heh, good timing mate, I'm no longer a builder :D
Jonno B)
Jonno,
Have you returned to the sea, man.
No not quite :lol: :lol: Bugger that, too much layout to make it pay round here
Jonno B)
Work harder...please.Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 09:08
cat castrator
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I did consider teaching as a career choice a long time ago (history) but the thought of facing a bunch adolescent hooligans every day was less than enchanting.
Quite how I washed up as an accountant in the Civil Service is beyond me. However, they are nice to me and seem to value my eccentricities (mostly), so I am inclined to stay.
Hobbes: Script writer
Clocker: Civil Rights Lawyer
J2K4: CIA (retired)
J'Pol: Sports journalist
Fugley: Diplomat
Skweeky: International criminial mastermind (Pink Panther)
Lamsey: Student (who turns up for lectures)
Rat Face: Full time Geordie (not an easy job but someone has to do it)
Are you allowed to say which department Biggles, I am staggered that part of the Civil Service can employ one as eloquent as you. I'm guessing not the Inland Revenue, having seen some of their attempts at written communication.Quote:
Originally posted by Biggles@28 February 2004 - 20:46
I did consider teaching as a career choice a long time ago (history) but the thought of facing a bunch adolescent hooligans every day was less than enchanting.
Quite how I washed up as an accountant in the Civil Service is beyond me. However, they are nice to me and seem to value my eccentricities (mostly), so I am inclined to stay.
Hobbes: Script writer
Clocker: Civil Rights Lawyer
J2K4: CIA (retired)
J'Pol: Sports journalist
Fugley: Diplomat
Skweeky: International criminial mastermind (Pink Panther)
Lamsey: Student (who turns up for lectures)
Rat Face: Full time Geordie (not an easy job but someone has to do it)
Oh I think those nice pretty red letters they send out are quite fun :lol:
Jonno B)
u see i am
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They aren't the one :angry:
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:angry: :angry: :angry:
I SAID I AM...dammmn nnnn :angry:
At the moment I'm a Senior Parts Consultant for Vauxhalls (car brand) but I'm hoping in the summer to apply for the met police and become filth B)
I work at a sports retail store!
Sport Chek! :01:
Hobbes Shadowy sewer worker
JK23 Abstracted Librarian
J'Pol Sponsored by the government to stay out of their way.
Biggles Designated drop off man for J'Pol
Billy Dean Agitator of all things two-dimiensional.
Jonno Incognito DJ guy
Are you allowed to say which department Biggles, I am staggered that part of the Civil Service can employ one as eloquent as you. I'm guessing not the Inland Revenue, having seen some of their attempts at written communication. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Agrajag+28 February 2004 - 22:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 28 February 2004 - 22:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Biggles@28 February 2004 - 20:46
I did consider teaching as a career choice a long time ago (history) but the thought of facing a bunch adolescent hooligans every day was less than enchanting.
Quite how I washed up as an accountant in the Civil Service is beyond me. However, they are nice to me and seem to value my eccentricities (mostly), so I am inclined to stay.
Hobbes: Script writer
Clocker: Civil Rights Lawyer
J2K4: CIA (retired)
J'Pol: Sports journalist
Fugley: Diplomat
Skweeky: International criminial mastermind (Pink Panther)
Lamsey: Student (who turns up for lectures)
Rat Face: Full time Geordie (not an easy job but someone has to do it)
I believe it is permissible for me to say MoD but I am not about to do a Claire. :)
Surprisingly, perhaps, literacy is still valued in many departments and internal communications are often a form of verbal ping pong; some of which are extremely funny (unfortunately, I am not really at liberty to repeat them here).
I am curious as to your daytime activity, given some of your previous remarks I fancied that you may work in the Procurator Fiscal line.
The "shadows" come free with the sewer.Quote:
Originally posted by chalice@29 February 2004 - 01:11
Hobbes Shadowy sewer worker
JK23 Abstracted Librarian
J'Pol Sponsored by the government to stay out of their way.
Biggles Designated drop off man for J'Pol
Billy Dean Agitator of all things two-dimiensional.
Jonno Incognito DJ guy
Anyway, I only did that as a summer job back in '95-'97
Lynx- disgruntled barrister, Benny Hill memorabilia hawker.
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Sorry to disapoint you, I actually work at a slaughterhouse...Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 08:35
J2k4- something to do with "writing", not novels, but maybe plays
Jpol- something related to law or law enforcement. A detective would be perfect.
Rat Faced- law
Brainiac- college professor
Busyman- corporate suit with attitude
Wizardmon- owns health food store
FunkyCapricorn- adult movie and bookstore owner
SummerLinda- Pet store owner
MagicNakor- makes snow, uses elves as slave labor
Biggles- college professor, English department
BigBoab- retired college professor- English department
Yogi- chef
NikkiD- teacher
Baz- stripper
Lamsey- student but strips for cash, just like Noob.
Billy Dean- hasn't worked since '78
Lefty- wine taster
Samsamsamsam- computer science teacher and gondola driver
UKMan- retired musician
junkyarddog- well, what's in a name?
Zedaxax- pron
Hobbes- self proclaimed authority on everything, probably has inherited all his money and spends a lot on "ladies of the night".
An edible pet store then?