Funny and weird Soulseek conversations... (part 2)

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[james_bond_rulez] as you can see reality is the aggressor in this issue :P
[RealitY] uh that makes u the biatchhhhhhhh

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[Mad Cat] im an ameoba

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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@4 April 2004 - 13:55
[Ad.] blah
[Ad.] whos peezyboy?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] that is pee to you and me
[peerzyboy] they call me pee

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w00t :01:

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[3rd gen noob] reality, watch that britney video
[peerzyboy] britney video
[RealitY] I will soon
[peerzyboy] link me up please!
[RealitY] hes share
[3rd gen noob] it's in my shares
[3rd gen noob] 80MB
* peerzyboy likes britney alot
[peerzyboy] does it look real?
[3rd gen noob] it's an actual music video
[3rd gen noob] lol
[peerzyboy] o....i was hoping for porno :(

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:lol:

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[3rd gen noob] my crack smells like shit

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:lol: :ph34r:

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[klubjunk] maybe one day you'll remove that dick from your ass FC
[klubjunk] good luck

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:P...he came looking for the group KLF. :lol:

* celerystalksme is god
[Rocktron] Amen
[celerystalksme] thank u :)
[Rocktron] No p God, anytime Thank you btw.
[celerystalksme] the pleasure is all mine
[Rocktron] Did you got my prayer yesterday?
[Rocktron] I know you are busy and all..
[celerystalksme] omg thats want my hot female hairdresser said to me today *i said thank you* and she said *the pleasure was all mine*...and im like SCORE !!!
[Rocktron] lol !!

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* Rocktron has 2 cats.. never tried to smell any of them

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:lol:

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[peerzyboy] isnt it past your bed time anyway
[Mad Cat] yes... :(
[peerzyboy] 8 o clock pm, you should have been snug in bed about an hour ago
[peerzyboy] brb
[Mad Cat] yes... im such a naughty boy :fugley:
[peerzyboy] back
* peerzyboy spanks mad cat for being a nauwgty boy
[Mad Cat] where did you go?
* peerzyboy realises that sonded gay
[Mad Cat] err...
[peerzyboy] to get a drink
[peerzyboy] good old stella artwas
* Mad Cat wants more
[Mad Cat] spank me, bitch
[peerzyboy] or however ts spelt
[Mad Cat] artois
* peerzyboy gets out antique ideana jones wip
[peerzyboy] thats teh one
[Mad Cat] reasurringly expensive
[peerzyboy] i should have just read it of the can
[peerzyboy] insted of making myself look like an ass
[Mad Cat] you already look like an ass :o
[Mad Cat] mucky son of a...
[peerzyboy] w00t, and im gonna spank yo ass even harder in a minute!
[Mad Cat] you want some of this, bitch
* peerzyboy drolles
[Mad Cat] sexy
[peerzyboy] 8:45 round teh back....will your parents notice tha your out of your bed tho

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:ph34r:

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[Rocktron] -Slinger- ?
[-GS-] im on my way to bed
[blitz81388] night gs
[Rocktron] just wanna say this...
[-Slinger-] just a PM in the board i need to get over with.. yes?
[Rocktron] I love you man!
[Rocktron] lol
[peerzyboy] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[-Slinger-] :))
[Rocktron] Rauhaa
[blitz81388] teh love!!!
[-Slinger-] t y Rockie, luv ya too
[-Slinger-] TEH LUV
[Rocktron] okidoki
[-Slinger-] hoooray

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:wub: :wub: teh love!!! :lol:

Yes, teh http://filesharingtalk.com/style_images/1/icon12.gif rul4$,
but someone should make a smilie with the extra chin tho...

...and here's something completely diffrerent:

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[god-of-rock] @ Slinger, I found that Whitesnake-thing in a heterosexual bitrate
[god-of-rock] I'll let you know when it's shared

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[celerystalksme] well doesnt this just suck scrotum

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Didnt make sense in the convo either :lol:

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[computerfreak76] pussy is pussy whether its related or not

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* FuNkY CaPrIcOrN puts on the head phones and turns up some Waylon Jennings
[computerfreak76] now whos the redneck?
[blitz81388] rofl
[computerfreak76] oh wait
[computerfreak76] i have 1 waylon jennings song

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:lol:

* Rocktron is so hungry, he could eat a cat
[Mad Cat] err..
* Mad Cat slips away

* Rocktron is shocked : When you take off your Virtual reality glasses, your dick looks kinda wee all of a sudden.....
[3rd gen noob] wtf are you rumbling about now? :blink:
[3rd gen noob] rappy, it's always been that size
[Rocktron] tell me about it
[Rocktron] *sigh


:D

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Originally posted by 4th gen@7 April 2004 - 10:17
* Rocktron is so hungry, he could eat a cat
[Mad Cat] err..
* Mad Cat slips away

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:lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[3rd gen noob] what's the best holden road car?
[Ad.] there was the one year at bathurst here he was cruising led all the way 16-laps teh race is
[Ad.] 10 laps to go his tyres blow
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php...&f=28&t=108176
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] new Bible in June!
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] wooohooo
[3rd gen noob] do you pay for that guide, FC?
[Ad.] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...ry?vehicleid=12
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] for the amg insider mail?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] or the site..nobody pays for the Bible
[Ad.] AMG are slow!!
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] the gods give it to us for free
[3rd gen noob] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...w?modelid=12002 <--- that one ad?
[Ad.] they onyl update the mainstream pop crap
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] so we can teach others
[Ad.] yeah noob
[Ad.] my brother is a ford man
[3rd gen noob] why doesn&#39;t it give the weight?
[Ad.] teh Holden manaro won teh 24 hour race this year
[3rd gen noob] 330 bhp from a 5.7 litre engine
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] only 465nm of torque
[3rd gen noob] man, that&#39;s not a sports car, that&#39;s a tourer
[3rd gen noob] quote from a holden spokesperson: "Performance is at the heart of these machines; they have a better power to weight ratio than a Lamborghini Murcielago or Porsche 911 GT2."
[3rd gen noob] bollocks
[Ad.] lol
[3rd gen noob] they only have 330 bhp, so they&#39;d have to weight about 1100kg
[3rd gen noob] there&#39;s no way that&#39;s right
[3rd gen noob] the gt2 has 462 bhp and weighs 1440kg
[3rd gen noob] i.e. 320bhp/tonne
[3rd gen noob] the holden would have to weight about 1050kg
[3rd gen noob] and there&#39;s no way it does
[3rd gen noob] how much does it weigh, ad, do you know?
[3rd gen noob] the cv8 weighs 1640kg
[3rd gen noob] your holden spokesman was talking out his arse
[Ad.] lmao

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Ad, you had no chance here :lol:

[3rd gen noob] lol, i&#39;ve got a mental picture of a donkey wearing make up

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Originally posted by blitz81388+8 April 2004 - 03:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (blitz81388 &#064; 8 April 2004 - 03:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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[3rd gen noob] what&#39;s the best holden road car?
[Ad.] there was the one year at bathurst here he was cruising led all the way 16-laps teh race is
[Ad.] 10 laps to go his tyres blow
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php...&f=28&t=108176
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] new Bible in June&#33;
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] wooohooo
[3rd gen noob] do you pay for that guide, FC?
[Ad.] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...ry?vehicleid=12
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] for the amg insider mail?
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] or the site..nobody pays for the Bible
[Ad.] AMG are slow&#33;&#33;
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] the gods give it to us for free
[3rd gen noob] http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/action...w?modelid=12002 <--- that one ad?
[Ad.] they onyl update the mainstream pop crap
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] so we can teach others
[Ad.] yeah noob
[Ad.] my brother is a ford man
[3rd gen noob] why doesn&#39;t it give the weight?
[Ad.] teh Holden manaro won teh 24 hour race this year
[3rd gen noob] 330 bhp from a 5.7 litre engine
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] only 465nm of torque
[3rd gen noob] man, that&#39;s not a sports car, that&#39;s a tourer
[3rd gen noob] quote from a holden spokesperson: "Performance is at the heart of these machines; they have a better power to weight ratio than a Lamborghini Murcielago or Porsche 911 GT2."
[3rd gen noob] bollocks
[Ad.] lol
[3rd gen noob] they only have 330 bhp, so they&#39;d have to weight about 1100kg
[3rd gen noob] there&#39;s no way that&#39;s right
[3rd gen noob] the gt2 has 462 bhp and weighs 1440kg
[3rd gen noob] i.e. 320bhp/tonne
[3rd gen noob] the holden would have to weight about 1050kg
[3rd gen noob] and there&#39;s no way it does
[3rd gen noob] how much does it weigh, ad, do you know?
[3rd gen noob] the cv8 weighs 1640kg
[3rd gen noob] your holden spokesman was talking out his arse
[Ad.] lmao

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Ad, you had no chance here :lol:[/b]

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I actually emailed Holden Customer services about this...

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Originally posted by 4th gen@
Hi, I live in the UK and was discussing the Holden CV8R with
an Australian friend. I found the following press release:
http://www.media.holden.com.au/division/ho..._melbourne.html
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I was looking at this release and was slightly shocked to see the following
claim: "Performance is at the heart of these machines; they have a better
power to weight ratio than a Lamborghini Murcielago or Porsche 911 GT2."
I looked for technical data on the CV8R, the 911 GT2 and Murcielago. The
specs I could find on the CV8R were 245kW and 1640kg kerb weight. This
equates to roughly 203bhp/tonne. Pretty impressive, however, the Porsche
911 GT2 has 462 bhp and weighs 1440kg, leading to 320bhp/tonne. The
Murcielago has 580bhp and weighs 1650kg, leading to 351 bhp/tonne.
Am I missing out on something here?
Thanks in advance for your reply.

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Their reply?

<!--QuoteBegin-Holden Customer Services
Please be advised that our Managing Director, Mr Dennis Mooney was
referring to our display vehicles; the Elfin MS8 Streamliner sports car,
designed and V8-powered by Holden in collaboration with the Elfin Sports
Car Company, powered by the 245 Kilowatt Gen III V8 matched to our Tremac
six-speed gearbox.[/quote]

However, this doesn&#39;t explain how they got the car down to the ~1050kg to meet the power to weight ratio required...

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[3rd gen noob] but i don&#39;t like a company who lies
[CeLy] holden dont lie...they bend the truth a bit :)
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] they claim their cars are 600 kilos lighter than reality?
[3rd gen noob] that&#39;s like me saying my cock is 2 inches long

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So what are you trying to say here?? :lol:

Laters
Cely :music1:

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Originally posted by Celerystalksme@8 April 2004 - 12:52

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[3rd gen noob] but i don&#39;t like a company who lies
[CeLy] holden dont lie...they bend the truth a bit :)
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] they claim their cars are 600 kilos lighter than reality?
[3rd gen noob] that&#39;s like me saying my cock is 2 inches long

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So what are you trying to say here?? :lol:

Laters
Cely :music1:

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Tsk, tsk :lol:

[3rd gen noob] but i don&#39;t like a company who lies
[CeLy] holden dont lie...they bend the truth a bit :)
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] they claim their cars are 600 kilos lighter than reality?
[3rd gen noob] that&#39;s like me saying my cock is 2 inches long
[3rd gen noob] 12&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
[3rd gen noob] 12 inches
[3rd gen noob] *

:P

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Originally posted by 4th gen+8 April 2004 - 23:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (4th gen @ 8 April 2004 - 23:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@8 April 2004 - 12:52

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[3rd gen noob] but i don&#39;t like a company who lies
[CeLy] holden dont lie...they bend the truth a bit :)
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] they claim their cars are 600 kilos lighter than reality?
[3rd gen noob] that&#39;s like me saying my cock is 2 inches long

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So what are you trying to say here?? :lol:

Laters
Cely :music1:

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Tsk, tsk :lol:

[3rd gen noob] but i don&#39;t like a company who lies
[CeLy] holden dont lie...they bend the truth a bit :)
[3rd gen noob] lmao
[3rd gen noob] they claim their cars are 600 kilos lighter than reality?
[3rd gen noob] that&#39;s like me saying my cock is 2 inches long
[3rd gen noob] 12&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
[3rd gen noob] 12 inches
[3rd gen noob] *

:P [/b][/quote]
LMFAO

that was funny
:lol:

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(12:43) [-Slinger-] im taking the Minidisc with me to the tehearsal&nbsp; :))
(12:43) [-Slinger-] that means,&nbsp; better quality
(12:43) [-Slinger-] no audience screaming
(12:44) [-Slinger-] ya know,&nbsp; all those Hot Chicks that follows me from concert to concert can get annoying sometimes ;)
(12:45) [-Slinger-] so, i moght get better "rips" of the songs, without Hot Chicks screamin; "SLINGER, TAKE ME NOW &#33; &#33; &#33; &#33;&nbsp; on the background&nbsp; :P
(12:45) [-Slinger-] /might
(12:45) [-Slinger-] ah, the typical life of guitar player....

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Yeah right&#33; :rolleyes:


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peerzyboy kisses Roctrons baby in his av because its soooooooooooo cute......{yes i am a guy} its just sooooo cute and cuddle
* Rocktron does the same thing
[Rocktron] and thanks btw
[peerzyboy] lol i just luv teh funky baby]
[peerzyboy] he&#39;s so cute and chubby
[peerzyboy] i could just gobble him up
* blitz81388 looks at peerzyboy strangly
[blitz81388] strangley*
[peerzyboy] what more do you expect of me? do you want a hug to?
[blitz81388] no
[blitz81388] you are very....
[blitz81388] emotionate i guess
[peerzyboy] no, its just a cute baby
[blitz81388] oh..
[peerzyboy] if u had a baby and it was cute, wouldnt you eat it?
[blitz81388] I wouldn&#39;t eat it lol
[blitz81388] i&#39;d love it.....but it&#39;s different if it isn&#39;t mine
[peerzyboy] o well in that case im guilty of manslaughter

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[RealitY] [CeLy] i really dont understand giving a woman oral sex&#39;
[CeLy] girls never help out when it comes to oral sex...all they do is have that goofy smile on their face and moan like a dog on heat
[Ad.] ask linda how she likes it
[Ad.] maybe she lieks teh kinky bondage
[RealitY] thats the kewl part lol
[Summerlinda] Who knows
[Ad.] or they fanny fart
[RealitY] figer her arse&#39;

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[RealitY] wats with MC????
[Ad.] what abotu MC
[Ad.] MC hammer??
[3rd gen noob] can&#39;t touch this
[CeLy] hammer time
[Ad.] ice ice baby
[Ad.] wiat that was vanilla ice

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[TClite] anyone know a good siteripper for ie6?
[Ad.] for i moment theri I though that said anybody know a good stripper
[Rocktron] not me sorry
[Rocktron] hahaha
[CeLy] i know i good stipper for free...my ex :) *w00t*
[Rocktron] lol
[TClite] on that note...
[Rocktron] lmao&#33;


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[TClite] ad just knocked back my offering of a pic of my vagina
[TClite] he is therefore a homo

[TClite] ad dont be gay
[TClite] i want to share my vagina with you
[TClite] you are making me feel bad
[CeLy] w00t
[TClite] i have a brazilian


and


[CeLy] im gonna scan my cock to see if i can get cock cancer

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[TClite] ad dont be gay
[TClite] i want to share my vagina with you
[TClite] you are making me feel bad
[CeLy] w00t
[TClite] i have a brazilian

* Entered room KLF MusicWorld
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] come here little noobies noobies noobies
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] daddy has some easter eggs for ya
[-Slinger-] heh
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] none for you
[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN] get off&#33;

[CeLy] windows is like a woman...they tell you want you want to hear...then go do something different behind your back :)
[CeLy] where too??
[Ad.] to a friends house and then goign out all nigh hopefully pick up soem chicks
[CeLy] u da man
[CeLy] u slap dem biatches ")
[Ad.] if I had a girlfirend a decent one I woudl never be in ss
[Ad.] in fact hardly be on teh PC
[CeLy] hey at the time i had a decent girlfriend...and i was still in slsk...cause music means more to me than pussy&#092;
[CeLy] does music cheat on you??? no
[Ad.] bu umm wasnt she like 3 hrs from you
[Ad.] hey I said DECENT girlfriend
[CeLy] ummmm 3 hours??...by car she was 12 hours
[Ad.] and by your dick how many hrs ??
[CeLy] if she was 3 hours id be there every weekend gettin lucky :D
[CeLy] well when u havent had pussy for over a year...time doesnt matter :)



Just in case the ladys of the room didnt see ;).

:o damn lurker

P.S. I love teh ladies :D

Laters
Cely :music1:

[Rocktron] i see all those people browsing my files with 1543h, and they are not on my list..
[Rocktron] how is that possible?
[3rd gen noob] i don&#39;t think they actually see your list
[3rd gen noob] i think it&#39;s a request
[Rocktron] and not even in the noob rooms
[Rocktron] ah ok
[3rd gen noob] because i see "shared files browsed by ..." and there&#39;s no upload from my comp
[Rocktron] oh ok
[Rocktron] thanks
[3rd gen noob] so i think they&#39;ll get the "no files shared" message
[Rocktron] bet they do
[Rocktron] lol
[3rd gen noob] and they&#39;ll be thinking "fucking leeches"
[3rd gen noob] oh, shit, i&#39;m not sharing any files at the moment
[3rd gen noob] lol
[3rd gen noob] feck
[Rocktron] hahaha
[Rocktron] bloody leech :lol:
* Rocktron saw that

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[blitz813887] I dunno but...cough cough [URL=http://www.holwerda.org/[/URL] cough cough is nice
[Mad Cat] well it happened
[Mad Cat] so *%£% you
[Mad Cat] :P
[Mad Cat] lol blitz
[fkdup74] blitz
[Mad Cat] stop raping sites i send ya

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LOL

gs: no porn dudes, pretty please

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[FBI SWAT TEAM] EVERYBODY FREEZE
[FBI SWAT TEAM] THIS IS A RAID
[Mad Cat] im drunk, so megh, fuck off
[blitz813887] rofl
[**Ice Queen**] pmsl
[Summerlinda] A what?
[3rd gen noob] lol
[Summerlinda] RIOT?
[FBI SWAT TEAM] DON&#39;T HACK OUR SERVERS YOU FUCKS
[blitz813887] what is a "RAID"?
[FBI SWAT TEAM] WE&#39;RE WORTH MUCH MORE THAN A TENNER
[Mad Cat] i have RAID set up on my PC&#33;
[blitz813887] lol
[blitz813887] RAID kills cockaroaches
[james_bond_rulez] hi Mr. FBI from Great Britan...
[Summerlinda] MOSEPH
[james_bond_rulez] 81.**.**.**
[3rd gen noob] http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=108821
[james_bond_rulez] i dont think there is fbi in GB
[blitz813887] lol james
[blitz813887] that was too easy
[Mad Cat] :P
[Lamsey] OMG YOU GOT MY IP

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:P :P :P

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[Mad Cat] begins with V
[Skweeky] lmao
[Skweeky] does it have 6 letters?
[CeLy] does it have 6 letters??
[Mad Cat] no
[Skweeky] no wait
[Skweeky] that would never be amywhere near MC
[Mad Cat] what did you think it was?
[CeLy] lmao
[CeLy] &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
[Mad Cat] 6 letters?
[Skweeky] vagina
[Mad Cat] ooh...
[Mad Cat] stfu skweeks :P
[Skweeky] hehehe

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Madcat being pwn3d

Laters
Cely :music1:

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[Ad/] wtf
[Ad/] i fucked up on signign in
[Ad/] &#33;&#33;&#33;
[HeavyMetalParkingLot] lol
[Lamsey] LMAO
[Ad/] look the adism fucked up signign into ss
[Ad/] brb

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[Ad.] 12 20 am abotu time for a whoer

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:o

[peerzyboy] okay i flamed him, now to read the thread and why i flamed him...