:unsure: I thought it a bit late too.
:rolleyes: Still voted tho.
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:unsure: I thought it a bit late too.
:rolleyes: Still voted tho.
No hands i'm rightwing.
im both :P
but my fingers are pudgy :angry:
Virtualhanded. ;)
Right handed.
Lefty :)
Never knew Senna was left-handed.
Right
^Sinister. Like stu3rt's motives for necroposting something 9 years old.
At least someone knows how to use the 'search' function. :idunno:
Why this would come up is a greater mystery...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWI2LoVUIRcQuote:
Originally Posted by stu3rt
I am largely ambidextrous, although frustratingly was forced to write with my right hand when I was at school and largely lost the ability to write with my left, alot of other activities I am comfortable using either hand (which is actually sometimes confusing).
How can i tell? I seem to have both, one on each side??? :unsure:
Well that is a poser..... when people throw things at you, which hand do you throw up in defence of your face, and how good are your reflexes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Better to ask him which hand he uses to jerk off with.
i suppose i use my left for jamming my thumb up my arse whilst using the right to strangle a seagull, watching the life fade from its eyes... ? :unsure:
As an unlicensed and untrained internet psychiatrist I'm willing to bet my reputation that the part of your brain that has serial killer tendencies is waging a war for dominance with the part of your brain that is a sexual pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
As for a treatment, my advise is to smoke dope and play video games.
Not at the same time though as that could be dangerous.
I haven't gotten high in 5 days which is something of a record of late, i've also progressed dramatically on Max Payne, i believe it makes me a better detective. Yet there's just something about cradling a dead seagull in my arms, weeping, telling it not to worry. And living next to the sea there's always plenty of them and I've never truly lost my first erection, it seems to be permanent. I've just assumed all of you were doing the same sort of stuff so i guess what i'm trying to say is right - I am right handed :smilie4:
Now you see I got to insult Mr Mulder in a subtle off handed manner while you got to lift the lid on the can of worms that is squirming under there....lucky you!Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Many,many years ago in the before time when magazines still existed,there was a Penthouse letter where the writer talked about putting on his special "seagull fucking hat" and then going out and proceeding to fuck seagulls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Now as obviously none of those letters to Penthouse were just stuff made up by staff writers,I was wondering ifyou still have the hatthat guy was you?
Personally I don't care one way or the other but Art seems fascinated by this sort of thing and if I'm reading this right, especially if it involves worms.
Btw playing Max Payne does make you a better detective but only in that alternate world where being a detective doesn't involve solving crime but does involve killing most everything in your path in slow motion.
I voted
I GOT NO HANDS! .
I'd clap but that would be a tad insensitive, and there are all of your other handicaps to consider.....Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
That explains why, to an extent, your suicide attempts have failed thus far... :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Examples:
Pills- can't get top off.
Rope- can't tie knots.
Gun- can't pull trigger.
Cliff diving- can't get out of the front door.
etc.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThat explains why, to an extent, your suicide attempts have failed thus far... :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Examples:
Pills- can't get top off.
Rope- can't tie knots.
Gun- can't pull trigger.
Cliff diving- can't get out of the front door.
etc.
Right, and I always elbow the person next to me. This is a world problem needing to be solved.
Don't stand next to anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinT
Hopefully there's a prize.
Well one can only hope.... :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That's particularly difficult if they have tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Don't stand next to anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinT
You seem like the type who ignores restraining orders...Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinTThat's particularly difficult if they have tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Only when it involves personal matters involving your personal matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYou seem like the type who ignores restraining orders...Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinT
How very fortune cookie of you. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinTOnly when it involves personal matters involving your personal matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Behave, both of you...Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeHow very fortune cookie of you. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinT
A nice intermediate moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXBehave, both of you...Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I'm able to fap with both hands. So does that make me ambidextrous?
Yes, it does, it would appear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
You don't seem impressed. I'll post back when I'll able to do it with my feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXYes, it does, it would appear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Do you require both hands to fap at the same time..... because that would be freakin' impressive :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'You don't seem impressed. I'll post back when I'll able to do it with my feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
That's so 2013, yo!Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisDo you require both hands to fap at the same time..... because that would be freakin' impressive :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
That's nice, I do hate to rain on your crazy parade, but it is 2013.... yo?Quote:
Originally Posted by LostinTThat's so 2013, yo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis