Sometimes sex is not better than a bath.
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Sometimes sex is not better than a bath.
:unsure:
Not disputing the loveliness of a bath - just noting that they are difficult to quaff in one go.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
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:ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Been there.
Well, sex and baths are out the question.
Shower, still to dangerous.
Spliff, on its way. (melon.)
Hmmm.
/me stfus
In which case may I suggest some good sounds and (after the spliff) some choccies whilst cocooned in your duvet listening to said good sounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Hmmm...I'd ask for a roling comp...but I would win
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Undoubtedly. I am retired from such things. :smoke:
By default this time though :PQuote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
:D
Seriously, anytime you wanna race.
I'd whoop anyone.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Possibly, although I had a friend back in the early 70s who would have beat you.
He would have just stuffed paper, tobacco and exotic herbal medication straight down his throat and rolled it internally. :shifty:
You have an advantage tonight though.
Just you wait :01:
How long did it take me last night?
:D
Maybe slightly quicker than me. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/peace.gif
My record is 2 mins. :01:
Not just n eejit, eh? :w00t:
Dan, around 6 mins, I think.
Disappointing, in anyones books. :D
nope, a quick eejit too :lol:
6 minutes :ohmy: damn :ph34r:
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Originally Posted by lilmiss
Most impressive. I have no idea how long I took - I was frequently distracted by shiney things. Hours may have come into play. :wacko:
Well, they are rockets. :w00t:
:unsure:
Do you think Ike would remove this :w00t: from me?
Stoned hippy. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I wish I was around back then.
My gingerness would be cooooool.
I'm still wearing my Reading band! :01:
Im rambling, am I not?
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
WRONG THREAD!!!!!! :D :blushing:
:no:
It's not. :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
But strangely easy to follow - :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Picture of young Biggles circa 72
[IMG]http://img119.exs.cx/img119/5408/Meascallowyouth.th.jpg[/IMG]
Hwat have you been drinking? it appears to be quite good :lol:
What do you wnt Ike to remove from you? :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Woot!!!!
You were hawt, when you were younger.
Bet SGG's cute.
Dan, this... :w00t:
I think I'm over excited. :w00t: :blushing: :w00t:
Ah,, your over enthusiastic w00ting
Why thank you, :( alas it was many years ago now. SGG is cute (when not in maiming mode)Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
The :w00t: needs to be confiscated until you calm down. Breathe deeply and relax breathe deeply and relax
:angry: without the spliff
breathe deeply and relax.
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Originally Posted by Biggles
The peroxide is getting me instead! :w00t:
I wanna cause some trouble.
Shut your eyes, hippy. :whistling
Where's the stick smilie when you need it :whistling
I've got it behind me back. :whistling
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...king+stick.gif
What, this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
http://www.runaked.com/forums/images/smilies/spankr.gif
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hee hee they'll both do the trick
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Originally Posted by Biggles
/sniffs into me Toblerone ice cream.
Eeeek. :ph34r:
It is for your own good. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Toblerone ice cream? :w00t:
Toblerone ice ceam? wtf you do really have an abundance of food/goodies
Yeah, I can get it out the fridge ok.
Putting it back is a different matter. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...l+to+devil.gif
I ate me last Tunnocks earlier. :D
is it like Pringles? Once you pop you can't stop
Tunnock's tea cakes? These are wicked things. They are deliberately designed to be eaten in one bite leaving a desire for ever more of their creamy goodness. :drool:
:huh: Not sure why, but that sounds distinctly rude.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
No!! :no:
I bite the choc off, lick out the marshmallow, then eat the biscuit.
Much more fulfilling. :01:
Mmmm.....Pringles.
I have none of those.
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Originally Posted by lilmiss
and messy too!
I'm a messy pup.
Apparently. :blushing:
It is a girl thing - I have been told. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by lilmiss
In particular, eating dry corn flakes in bed should be against all laws and a crime against humanity. :no:
As should causing chaos on the board. However, I need my sleep so DanB will have to take over policing duties.