I've had enough of them today, tanks. :whistling
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I've had enough of them today, tanks. :whistling
I guess that means it's time for rampant rabbit rather than king dong :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Normally I'd go a bit purple and look at my shoes if a girlie mentioned a cervix, the interweb rawks :01:
It all sounds pretty nasty :(
Get well soon, lilmiss ;)
Yeah, I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
I just wanted to reassure her that she wasn't in for a big rectal exam the next day.
Why have her worry over something which I was pretty sure they would not do. Such an exam has little purpose in the female. If she has symptoms of a sexually transmitted disease, they would do the whole pelvic thing. Since they had stayed away from that on the initial visit, I was pretty sure she was ok there.
My post was intended strictly to give her a little peace of mind.
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Some antibiotics used to treat Tuberculosis and metronidazole (Flagyl) commonly used for urinary tract infections (<-----watch out, pretty common drug) cause severe nausea and vomiting when mixed with alcohol.Quote:
Ask The Expert - General Medicine
Does alcohol affect antibiotics?
Is it true that alcohol lowers the affect of antibiotics?
There is a generally held belief that alcohol should not be consumed while on a course of oral antibiotics. This advice is correct if a patient is taking metronidazole, cephamandole (may cause a disulfiram-like reaction), and possibly oral ketoconazole (may cause facial flushing). However there is no contraindication to the consumption of alcohol with other antibiotics.
However, the question one has to ask is, is the consumption of alcohol so important that a short period of abstinence is abhored?
The Health Network
March 04
That's very nice of you, however, I'm not sure that a prostate exam would be the only point to checking that area, as certain infections may produce similar symptoms while not being gender exclusive. It is my understanding that the doctor may need to look for lumps and similar in the colon, regardless of gender, in some cases of abdominal pain.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
Antibiotics sometimes mix badly with dairy products, which is something that might be good to keep in mind.
You are both fostering in our poor Lilmiss an inordinate fear of long-fingered people; what if she stumbles across a gifted pianist, or something?
Then I'd say "oopsy".
Tis cool, my friend's 19yr old brother is in a coma following a brain hemorage last friday night :(
Given her symptoms, I doubt jamming fingers in her ass would help.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
A Doctor feeling "lumps" in the colon at her age is almost non-existent and would have zero correlation with her symptoms.
And, of course, I was being nice.
We don't need to let your buddies' worst case scenario frame in LilMissus' mind what she should expect.
I doubted that she had appendicitis and I doubted she would get a rectal rampage.
Just a little reasonable reassurance.
Any reason why?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Best of luck.
The things, hobbes, that that wasn't how you first phrased it. You said:Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
And I said you were wrong. Just like you said DanB was wrong.Quote:
BTW, fingers up the bum are not a way to diagnose this condition. You might do this in a male to look for inflammation of the prostate. The appendix is far from the anus.
And it isn't really an age thing either, they don't just check for lumps, they sometimes check for tenderness in cases of abdominal pain and similar, regardless of age or sex.
It's just how it goes, but I'm not saying she'll be subjected to it anyway, I reckon they would have done it to her already if they would.
Seeing as she's being treated for an infection, and seeing as how she's not already, to my knowledge anyway, hospitalized in anticipation of surgery, I think they've agreed they've pegged it with the current treatment. So I'm very much hoping that she'll not be subjected to any more unpleasantness.
Sorry Snny, I forgot Danb had posted the rectal horror story.
I worded my post forcefully so that she would be convinced that I was correct. I did not want to come off wishy-washy.
Anyway, I knew there was no need to poke her bum and I was just letting her know. Though I doubt it could be any worse than a pelvic exam.
Shit, sorry Dan. :ohmy: :crying:
I didn't realise, you knows where I am....n all that stuff. ;)
If those randy ass raping doctors wanna probe my internals, they better be able to run faster than me. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../bumwiggle.gif
:whistling
Sounds like you're gettin' your spunk back! Break out the vodka!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:sick:Eugh, why would I want my spunk back? :P
I have drank a lot of tea though, it has anti toxins. :01: :D
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:lol:
You going be able to run whilst sloshing around like a tea-urn? :ermm:
Needs must. :P :ermm:
I've had enough running away practise from your waggling finger, anyhoo. :01:
:dust:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:lol:
The snap of rubber glove would add impetus to ones sprinting skills.
:nono:
I need to learn to utilise this after the exits are barred. :frusty:
:D
Theres always an exit...somewhere. :shifty:
Bet SGG can run like the wind when the finger starts to shake.
I'm going to be very wary of the, "Bend over and touch your toes" line for a lil while. Just in case. :ahem:
She had perfected the running leap and lock the bathroom door all in one movement to Olympic standard by the time she was 10. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I should watch out for the old "I appear to have dropped my stethoscope" line too. :shifty:
Hmmm...didn't think about that one.
Guess they are getting sneakier. :unsure:
I should mind, "You've dropped a fiver" too, although that could be unsettling if true.
The real killer is "damn did I just drop my stash of green" They are very very sneaky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:shifty:
:lol: I've tried to pay in shops with my gear before.
Not intentionally, it seems to be the first thing to come out of my pockets. :unsure:
Last night was pure hell, I slept on the sofa wishing me Ma was here with her magic flannel. :crying: :wimp:
Acceptable currency in some places no doubt. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Hope they sort you out soon (preferably sans rubber glove)
Me too, I refused a sick line, meaning I'm going work in 3 hours. :frusty: :crying:
And those shop keepers eyes shone when they spotted my stash.
No way was I paying for a block of cheese with that, I know prices are rising, but still... :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:blink: The thinking behind this being ...?
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Are you some kind of masochist? :unsure:
T'is quite sad, but if I don't go tonight I can't afford the persciption.
And if I don't go to the other job, my lil old ladies won't get to the doctors n hairdressers. :unsure:
Urm, I guess I'm a workaholic.
I had a dream about you last night, G. :huh:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:crying:
:cry1:
Hehe, the dream was good but slightly weird.
Didn't know you have never owned a pair of shoes, and have a severe dislike for them.
You live n learn. :w00t:
:blink:
[/leaves to ponder the freudian implications of this dream]
Remember, Freud said "sometimes in a dream, a flower is just a flower"Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Confused me a lil too. :D
But most things do.
I am a human thong, FYI.
Oh really? :unsure:
That must be a dream come true for most. :w00t:
Are you saying that most people want me closely adhered to their particulars (a grandmother expression). That is quite flattering and a bit smelly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Not at all, just the the fact you don't need to get into anyones pants.
Although we can pretend if you like. :D
[cough] whore [/cough]Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
and? :smug: