What? You've got Ebola? :sick: :ph34r:
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What? You've got Ebola? :sick: :ph34r:
RAT!
Thank God-
I was about to dispatch a rescue detail.
Good to see your cyber-self, even harrowed as you are.
Take good care, my friend. :)
I am very happy to see her back.
Agreed....
Its been a little quiet around here recently.....
Hoorah!
You've not been kidnapped after all. :01:
Time for plan B. :shifty:
You look good in heels.
But he's not wearing heels in that picture. How do you know?
Kept the heels for the Theatre.. how the fook to they walk in them things?
I'll teach you one day.
They're something I can't say I've seen you wear. :unsure:
Really?
I always wear heels these days. I've got like 15 pair. At least. These days when I buy a new pair Gem makes me throw out an old pair that I don't wear anymore. But I've run out of shoes to throw out so we're down to handbags now :cry:
Probably my fault.
Only places I've ever taken you, you'd probably sink in High Heels.
I like the smile you wear, when you aint shoutin' at me tho.. :wub:
And I think you'd look good in a Birthday Suit.. ;)
I have never shouted at you. :o
Next time we meet up, I'll bring some heels :P
What size are you? (feet I mean :p )
Heels? For Moi?
Slechts wat ik altijd Heb Willen :)
You should really stop using Babelfish :no:
I have a lovely pair of bright purple ones that sparkle. Very comfy too!
Was watching Michael Mcintyre the other night doing the thing about how Geordies pronounce 'a' and 'e' the same.
It's funny cause it's true!
isn't, racist:snooty:
You're no real Geordie :snooty:
depends on what definition of geordie ewe use rly.
I was born in north shields:pinch:
Is that within spitting distance of the Tyne?
No we don't.
All Vowels are hard though, so there are a lot more "a's".
eg:
Teacher = Pronounced "Tech-ah"
Water = Pronounced "Wa-Ta" with hard a's
There's also no such thing as a silent letter in the Dialect. Everything is phonetic. Newcastle = Newcassil, School = Skool etc
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:unsure:
I know how you speak, you don't have to spell it out
(see what I did there)
North Shields is generally regarded as part of the Geordie nation, although some still claim its more Northumbrian.
But then, so are Geordies :lol:
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Originally Posted by Proper BoYes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I've just looked at a map, I don't think you can spit from there to the Tyne unless you are, well erm, a long distance spitter or something.
But it's pretty close I guess.
What do you think RF?
It's right on the river, got the fish quay and everything:blink:
Were you born in the hospital like?
No, on a fishing boat.
He had a natural birth on the river.
Opposite of the Hindu thing...
What was yer maw doing on a fishing boat at that time of her pregnancy? :unsure:
rodding, obviousment.
see what I did there?:smilie4:
Arf!!
Where were you born chalice?
I was born in a town with the unfortunate name of 'Asse'
:no:
Under a wandering and inflamed star.
Piles are very common during pregnancyQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
There's a town in belgiumQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
called asse?:O
A Flare?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
There's a Belgium? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoThere's a town in belgiumQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
called asse?:O
Yes, I know. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyPiles are very common during pregnancyQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice