Er. I didn't post any spoiler. Lord Faarquad is the evil midget prince in Shrek.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
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Er. I didn't post any spoiler. Lord Faarquad is the evil midget prince in Shrek.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Aha. :blink:
Damn you, and your confusing script jumping.
Do I really have to go to the swamp right now? :crying:
Oi!!!! You editeded.
Depends. Have you condoned in anything even remotely magical lately? :spanishinquisition:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
And no, I didn't editidit anything.
No more than usual. :D
I did do Tarot cards on Friday night, but I'm not as heavy as a duck. :unsure: :wacko:
You bloody well did......and then....covered it up somehow. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Oh no, there goes another marble. :wacko:
'k. What did I post in the first place then? :blink:
:lookaroun I can't remember now, cos your stoopid mind tricks are working.
There's one thing I hate more than a jedi.
And that's a French jedi. :dry:
Hey, these are a bit too similar for my liking... ;) :dry: ;) :dry:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Be careful, you might see WeeMouse, remember her Bon Jovi fasination? She will probably be dragging Liam by the ear.
heh heh. :lookaroun
I don't think she would travel 300 odd miles to see a tribute band though. :shutup:
I still have to do the shift, but I've wangled Sunday off. :01:
Sudden flash of precognition. :wacko:
On the BBC,Saturday night: Crazed waitress stabs twenty with broken pint. :fear:
No, it wont be that bloodthirsty.
Apart from the repeated stabbing in the mullet of a certain Mr. BJ. :01:
I really hate that band. :stampyfit:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Yeah, they all say that.
But then, after a couple songs, the crowd will start to sing along. And then...
Stabbity stab. http://img128.exs.cx/img128/7492/stab8ne.gif
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/s/shining.jpg
Oh yes, your drinks' coming up, right the fuck up!!!
If only I could close to the real one. :shifty: :fryingpan:
Although, I'm sure he is going to hell for all the suffering he has caused anyway.
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I'm sure Satan deserves a punishment, but Bon Jovi? That's a bit harsh.
Fine, send in Hanson.
Bon Jovi can goes to Wales instead, whch be soon floating towards shark infested waters. M'whahaha.
Just as soon as I find my clipper to light the dynamite with. :huh:
Mmm... You seem quite bent on nuking Wales lately.
Manker said anything you didn't like?
Not really, apart from having no taste in music. :D :unsure:
Nobody likes the Welsh, we just put up with them.
:shutup:
Could be worse, really.
I'm living 1 mile away from Germany. Now, they are neighbors I wouldn't inflict on anyone.
Try GetDataBack , works for me
Use a gun...it's quick and easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
We Americans love guns. :w00t:
Peace bd
Guillaime, dont be a smaegol please.
Why? Doesn't he like poor smeagol, my precious?
It's a bit quiet in here, so I'll scream some more. :angry:
I've had my Kalms today. :mellow:
/laughs at teh stoopid frenchman. :schnauz:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Pothead. http://img114.exs.cx/img114/882/tongue5sc.gif
got a few spare ones?
Pots or heads?
I have plenty of pots in the kitchen, but only one head I'm afraid.
:P
How can you ask that question?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I would never dare to ask you to give me head. :blushing:
http://img103.exs.cx/img103/8082/coat6vm.gif
:ohmy:
La putain de ta mére. :P
/runs.
Oi! Leave my mom out of this!
Edit: your mom's whore? What is it supposed to mean anyway?
:ohmy:
Have you been hitting me with a mallet all night?
If I wake up mentally damaged tomorrow, I shall be very cross with you. :crying:
And I don't know, it's from your stoopid site.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...77/thpokey.gif
Ok, then you really deserve teh hammering. :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
No you won't, 'cause you'll have an opportunity to call in sick. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
I can't call in sick because my Ma would know you've been smacking my brains in with a mallet. I don't think she'd be best chuffed with that kind of behaviour, and would probably hunt you down and tear your intestines out with a unwashed chopstick.
But, I will call in sick if you insist. :lookaroun
I need to shed a few (dozen) pounds anyway. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
From where exactly? :blink:
Unless you're giving money away? :w00t:
Never mention money around here it might attract you-know-who. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Heh heh, you started it.
/looks in the corners just in case.
My head hurts, stop it! :angry:
Brian?Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
'k. But from now on, remember I'll be able to retaliate any pokey-sticking. :cool:
:no: He who must not be named. :shutup: :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
Meh, wait till I invent a grass mower with a dislike to cocky french peoples. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...e77/snooty.gif