My idea for future prisons

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Do you guys in Europe actually say "arsehole" or only spell it that way for posting purposes?

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Arsehole is said like it's spelled in the UK.

In the rest of Europe they probably use a different language :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

Arsehole is said like it's spelled in the UK.

In the rest of Europe they probably use a different language :unsure:

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That's hilarious!!! :lol: :lol:

If I was ever called that, I would probably lmao!!! :lol: :lol:

What I meant was that I thought folks were sugarcoating ass.

I thought the residents of the USA pronounced it Asshole because they could not get their tongues round their 'R's. :blink:

Back on the thread. :rolleyes:

I thought the French had a good prison policy, separation. Separate the head from the shoulders. :lol:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

I thought the residents of the USA pronounced it Asshole because they could not get their tongues round their 'R's. :blink:

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...and apparently UK residents can get their tongue around it? :blink:

:sick:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

I thought the French had a good prison policy, separation. Separate the head from the shoulders. :lol:

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Works with the royals too. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

...and apparently UK residents can get their tongue around it? :blink:

:sick:

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No we just read their posts. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

That's hilarious!!! :lol: :lol:

If I was ever called that, I would probably lmao!!! :lol: :lol:

What I meant was that I thought folks were sugarcoating ass.

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Yeah but an ass is an animal, an arse is a curseword for ... umm ... bottom.

It's the Yankfolk who are doing teh sugarcoating.

Btw, if you laughed your arse off when I called you an arsehole, I'd presume that you were one :snooty:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

No we just read their posts. :rolleyes:

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Well no, your implication is that we can't get our tongues around it.

You apparently can.

I think we are ok with not having that skill. :sick:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Well no, your implication is that we can't get our tongues around it.

You apparently can.

I think we are ok with not having that skill. :sick:

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Ladies love teh rimmage :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by manker

Arsehole is said like it's spelled in the UK.

In the rest of Europe they probably use a different language :unsure:

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thats so gay

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

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Originally Posted by manker

Arsehole is said like it's spelled in the UK.

In the rest of Europe they probably use a different language :unsure:

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thats so gay

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I know, fecking continental Europeans can't be bothered to learn a proper language :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah but an ass is an animal, an arse is a curseword for ... umm ... bottom.

It's the Yankfolk who are doing teh sugarcoating.

Btw, if you laughed your arse off when I called you an arsehole, I'd presume that you were one :snooty:

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You didn't so your post is irrelevent.

Ass is a curseword as well so I don't know what you're on about. :huh:

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Originally Posted by manker

I know, fecking continental Europeans can't be bothered to learn a proper language :dry:

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But you say ass right?I say to-ma-toe :01: You have to sand up to bad pronunciations and say no more :angry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Ladies love teh rimmage :lookaroun

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....so that's what you have them do to you......

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Originally Posted by manker

I know, fecking continental Europeans can't be bothered to learn a proper language :dry:

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Connard.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Well no, your implication is that we can't get our tongues around it.

You apparently can.

I think we are ok with not having that skill. :sick:

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I was only implying that you cant pronunce your 'R's. :rolleyes:

@ Guillaume, Give us a call if you look like running out off them. There are a few hundred to spare over here. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Do you guys in Europe actually say "arsehole" or only spell it that way for posting purposes?

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arse'ole.

i also correct people who say ass because it sounds gay

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Originally Posted by bigboab

@ Guillaume, Give us a call if you look like running out off them. There are a few hundred to spare over here. :lol:

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I was actually offering you second-hand guillotines. We eventually found out that the royals would wipe themselves out by inbreebing. Saves on the cleaning bills. ;)

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You didn't so your post is irrelevent.

Ass is a curseword as well so I don't know what you're on about. :huh:

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Ass is a curseword AND an animal whereas arse is 100% pure curseword.

Arse > ass.

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Originally Posted by manker

Ass is a curseword AND an animal whereas arse is 100% pure curseword.

Arse > ass.

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Arse sounds better as well, much more harsh sound to it.

Arse should be said by all at least once a day.

because once arse has gone it'll be nukiller and alluminum :fear:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

arse'ole.

i also correct people who say ass because it sounds gay

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But when youre mad how do you call someone an areshole,dont sound right.HEY FUCKING ARSEHOLE :lol:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

But when youre mad how do you call someone an areshole,dont sound right.HEY FUCKING ARSEHOLE :lol:

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yes it does! :mad:

if some shouted asshole at me i'd laugh at them and call them a soft git

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

Arse should be said by all at least once a day.

because once arse has gone it'll be nukiller and alluminum :fear:

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Americanism. :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Ladies love teh rimmage :lookaroun

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....so that's what you have them do to you......

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I'm damn good but I doubt having teh ladies licking my arsehole would do much for them :unsure:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

yes it does! :mad:

if some shouted asshole at me i'd laugh at them and call them a soft git

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wow.Its like a different universe :shutup:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm damn good but I doubt having teh laidies licking my arsehole would do much for them :unsure:

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More tax refunds?

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm damn good but I doubt having teh laidies licking my arsehole would do much for them

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More tax refunds?

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This could be the start of a beautiful pricing strategy :wub:

Look, it was just a joke, I don't want any problems with Mrs manker. :ph34r:


Edit: Nice one Boab.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm damn good but I doubt having teh ladies licking my arsehole would do much for them :unsure:

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I thought you were supposed to account for everyones taste. :)

With all these comments flying about, it's a good job the esteemed Mrs manker doesn't frequent this forum :snooty:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...efault/bin.gif

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Originally Posted by bigboab

I was only implying that you cant pronunce your 'R's. :rolleyes:

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....and you implied that you, as a UK man, could get your tongue around it. :sick:

btw how can you imply Americans can't pronounce R's when with your accent, arse sounds like "oss". :lol: :lol:

I've played a British part before in a small play but didn't have to say arse ('cause I've never actually heard a Brit say it).

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

wow.Its like a different universe :shutup:

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Tell me about it.

"You oss(arse)hole!!! Whot the feck are you daoing you motherfecka? I'm gaoing to wring yaw neck!!!" :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Tell me about it.

"You oss(arse)hole!!! Whot the feck are you daoing you motherfecka? I'm gaoing to wring yaw neck!!!" :lol: :lol:

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you what?


i reckon we all need to record our voices like we did a million years ago.

which reminds me. i'm now 2 years old

To hear the best "Arse" you need to watch Father Ted,the mad old catholic alchaholic priest seem's to limit his vocabulary to "Arse" and "Drink"

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

To hear the best "Arse" you need to watch Father Ted,the mad old catholic alchaholic priest seem's to limit his vocabulary to "Arse" and "Drink"

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you=voetsek? :ohmy:

No he quotes "The League of Gentlemen"from the that pictureque village of Royston vasey,I believe they they are due to release a film soon

http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/ weird brit comedy

my prison rules just cut off what did the crime!

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Originally Posted by yo-gi-oh

my prison rules just cut off what did the crime!

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I notice that you are typing and not talking. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

the mad old catholic alchaholic priest seem's to limit his vocabulary to "Arse" and "Drink"

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Feck. :01: