Think of a film plot !

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i wonder how many film plots are just stolen from exam papers

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for my screenplay extract i wrote a bit of a zombie movie, i should have read Empire more, because at the same time Dawn of the Dead and Shaun of the Dead were just coming out :frusty:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

Could only be a threat. :lol:

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Miss ****** will you come to my office 9 a.m. Monday.

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sounds kinky if you ask me :wacko:

nah, if he was being kinky he would say something like: "Come to my office and proof read this letter, please. You'll need to lean over and put your palms flat on the table to read it closely." :gyllenhaal:

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

nah, if he was being kinky he would say something like: "Come to my office and proof read this letter, please. You'll need to lean over and put your palms flat on the table to read it closely." :gyllenhaal:

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is that a quote or did you just put too much thought into it? :ohmy: :naughty:

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

nah, if he was being kinky he would say something like: "Come to my office and proof read this letter, please. You'll need to lean over and put your palms flat on the table to read it closely." :gyllenhaal:

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The secretary or whatever it's called is one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen.

I liked it, 'twas kinky :naughty:

i liked it, i just like movies about mentalists

so what happened next?

edit : she got sweaty palms? :ermm:

I had plans of making one called "das filmkröhnig", the set was to be painted all in pink, everyone should wear nothing but hats, and blow soap-bubbles out of pipes.

'twas to be a critical analysis of contemporary society.

Never got the ending right though.

a blood bath

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

nah, if he was being kinky he would say something like: "Come to my office and proof read this letter, please. You'll need to lean over and put your palms flat on the table to read it closely." :gyllenhaal:

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my mistake :rolleyes: :lookaroun

maybe you should do a romantic comedy - http://fat-pie.com/love.htm

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is this thread coming to a climax

possibly, but it's pretty popular, running 6 pages, you betcha someone else will make a sequel, which completely ignores all the context of the original, and has cars driving up walls, big crotches, and nipples on body armour

I got an idea for a movie,
and it goes like this
(Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught
In a bottle of Mr. Pibb

And they go on adventures,
I think it could be big
Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?
Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear
All we need are some meetings and a lead

I got an idea for a movie,
It's about this guy
Who wished and wished 'til it came true,
And now this kid can fly

I got an idea for a movie,
and here's my pitch
I get a job and quit my band,
And you stop being a bitch

And we will have adventures,
Like the boy and his bottle did
Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?

Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear
All we need are some meetings and a lead
With a happy ending there this thing will write itself, I swear
All we need is some trick photography

I forgot one thing about the guy
Who gained the ability to fly
It was actually only for a foot or two
And only an inch or so high

thats too long for me to read ....whatever happened to blurbs ?