This Lions tour is so inconvenient for all dayers.
Had three pints while watching the match this morning and now teh pubs are shut :fist:
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This Lions tour is so inconvenient for all dayers.
Had three pints while watching the match this morning and now teh pubs are shut :fist:
Going out for a couple of pints with my best mate, so expect me to be online tomorrow with a hangover the size of a small planet.
Have a good one folks.
combs especially designed for mullets can't drink :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
:lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
And if they could then it would probably be Carlsberg. Teh Chebus telling tall tales again :dry:
tall, wavy yet manageable tales :dry:
Party's started.....
Cool, another weekend is upon us.
My sister is down this weekend with her betrothed. Also some friends of my girlfriend are coming down from Birmingham so it should be a pretty messy weekend of drunken drunkedness. I was thinking of wearing a garish tie out as a tribute to Richard Whitely.
The hangover is going to hurt...:ph34r:
watching teh freeview and maybe a glass of something with meals, if the mood takes me :snooty:
I'm gonna carry on ignoring my phone til it runs outta battery power and dies a death. :happy:
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna be sedated :music:
What did the poo thing do?
I'll spend my WE posting shite. So basically, the same thing I do during the week.
edit: 'twas supposed to read "the poor thing" but in retrospect that was more of a lapsus than a typo.
It just keeps ringing, and I really hate everyone today.
Especially the dirty feck up ex that keeps sending me twatish txt's. :angry:
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go:music:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Why oh why can't one send 4000 volts back down the system to anyone who sends unwanted txts, spam email etc., I think we should be told. :dry:
Oh, I so want one of these. Fecking telemarketers wouldn't know what hits them! :angry:
Meh, it may be here but I'm working this weekend. 1-4 PM today, 6-11 PM tomorrow and 1-6 PM on Sunday.:(
Going out tonight with the missus as she is off to Ireland to help protect Irish sharks or somesuch. Other than that I shall be taking it easy, get paid today but it's all going on bills.
Hope everyone else has a better weekend than mine.
There are thousands of them swimming in the Liffey just opposite the Guinness Brewery. For some strange reason you can only see them when you are leaving the brewery.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
Thanks for the thought, but no.Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
I'll spend my saturday afternoon with someone I don't exactly like but can't get rid of, get drunk out of my mind to make it pass faster, be sick as a dog on sunday.
My weekend started yesterday :snooty:
Carnival day tomorrow. :cry:
Gonna be driven about the streets on the back of a huge float, which I helped decorate today. Really not happy about this. :fist:
Couldnt get the army jackets we wanted, so we shall be in dungarees and boots. Maybe getting a few haystacks to go on the float too. :unsure:
Why didn't you think of it before? Haystacks have had such an important role in WWII.Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
About as important as the French army's...
:D We just need stuff to fill it up a bit.
Now we are gonna be in dungarees, white vests, boots and headscarf things.
Gonna look like a bunch of butch lesbians. :unsure:
I have to get hold of a watergun, those townie chav's are gonna get such a soaking. :happy:
It's Glasgow Fair Weekend.
So I can take Monday off if I want. I've told me gaffer I'll come in if I feel like it, or not. It depends if I get really pished on Sunday, which is a possibility.
Happy Fair Friday BTW.
The Ladybrook carnival is on tomorrow,it usually rains,not sure if the Elvis impersonater is there this year,usually win a load of crap on the Tombolas,theres a band on called Rankin Steady who are rather good,time to buy some tinnys methinks
might take the day off tomorrow, from the interweb that is, been here a few good days straight now, things are starting to get very boring :unsure:
but where will i go, and what will i do? :cry:
probably watch telly, maybe drink some more :unsure:
Getting pished has made me do some pretty stupid things, but I don't think I've ever been so pished that I went to work when I had a day off, tho' :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
That would take a lot.
EDit: My weekend will prolly be business as usual. That is: I will prolly get up at noon, and then spend as much of the day(s) doing nothing :01:
Celtic v Fulham pre-season friendly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You could go to that.
the good thing about drinking spirits is that you can get a full weekend bender inside a single pint glass :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
My Major plan:
Going nowhere slow.
Appear as generally-a-pest in teh njet. (as usual)
Play the G. and hit the record button more often.
Major song in Minor.
Sauna.
Eat'n'sleep sum.
DL teh new episode of Battles.Galac. and watch that.
Surf for elderly approved material on the njet.
Fap Fap Fap... you know.
Not particularly in that order,
expecting more fappin' about, and searching.
:D
yesh! :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Afronaut
What, my other plans didnt approve?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Those were too much effort :snooty:
Why do they call these things friendlys,there will blood spilt whatever the result :ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Nah, not with t'Hoops fans.Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
We are the best fans in Europe, it's official.
The world as well I think, but I can't remember.
There was a psychic tarot card reader guy in the pub last night. He was really good.
He told me that I'd recently lost a son, I was like wtf?? I told him that my son was alive and well and then he said that either my wife or girlfriend or someone else I'm sleeping with had just had a secret abortion.
Noice.
He went on to say that I'll soon be leaving my job and moving to Scandinavia, possibly because of a French girl.
He also said that I love my mother dearly and have feelings of unbreakable love for the rest of my immediate family. He was, like, spookily perceptive.
FFS, I paid a tenner for that :dry:
[QUOTE=manker]He went on to say that I'll soon be leaving my job and moving to Scandinavia, possibly because of a French girl. [/QUOTE
SnnY+manker :naughty:
Peace bd
Im in Scandinavia too.
But no, I dont bend that way.
:lol:
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Originally Posted by manker
I already told you before, quit the accounting and join me in Malmö. :wub:
I'll prepare chocolate moose for you. :naughty:
Moose...and you're French!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Mousse...:snooty:
Peace bd
http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/2...odsmall3dt.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Stup zee ruddege-a, Bruzeerduubeee-a.
Bork Bork Bork! :dry:
Put your rod away...even in jest a frenchman,should never spell mousse incorrectly. Are you French Canadian,pehaps?Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
This could explain alot.
Peace bd ;)
Birthday Party :lol: