Naked Chef > Ike Nuts :w00t:
I should send you my mac cheese.
It wont go mouldy, as it as black anyway. :D
You could use it as a weapon, or something. :unsure:
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Naked Chef > Ike Nuts :w00t:
I should send you my mac cheese.
It wont go mouldy, as it as black anyway. :D
You could use it as a weapon, or something. :unsure:
its freakin me out :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
:unsure: So Ike's really Jamie :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:sick: Ewwwwww, I don't wantcha black stinkin mac cheese...... save it for your stone fly.
Or use it on your stone(d) fly :01:
:drool: 'Lo Joob
I think I killed the stonefly with a tea towel, and also took a bead of the wall while at it. Either that, or he is in hiding. :unsure:
I do actually cook ok when I put my mind to it.
I do a mean quorn curry. :01:
:naughty: hello me goddess how thee today!?Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:unsure: Wtf's a quorn curry?
:D Better know you're here Joob, how's you?
:fist: Vegetarian meat substitute curry.
Sounds great, huh. :lookaroun
(You were in my nightmare last night! That's fecking freaky. :ph34r: )
Hello Joob teh Pimp, too btw.
:dry: Good, that's payback for the voodoo/curse you put on me that kept me awake for hours last night when I needed me bewty sleep.
:D Now, tell us about this nightmare mwhahahaha :devil:
:lol: hello ladies im all good for right now i got a good talkin too by me boss today that straighten me 2 love problem out fo me ..sorta!?
but hows u ladies:naughty:
:D Yay, glad someone sorted ya out.
;) You gonna come sort me out :whistling:
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Originally Posted by *goddess*
It was all a bit tramatic, I'd had a few lines of sniff and a hella lot of voddy.
Basically your part, was the biker bitch who laughed when my key snapped in two inside the door, when I was trying to escape from the leaking roof making my wallpaper come down. It all got weirder from then on, and at the end I was on a boat in Scotland, wearing a white mini skirt, and texting my boss to say I would be late in. :blushing: :ermm:
I'm good, Joob.
Glad to hear the sex life is going well. :D
damn thats intising....:drool: but i learn my lesson from messin with to many women tanks but not today baby!! :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:cry: Another rejection
No wonder I turned into a biker bitch laughing at the misfortunes of tha evil miss....... :rolleyes: oh wait, I was already that:P
:lol: :lol: :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
and the sex life is too good ...the only part thats bad is i think im on kid 3??? :frusty:
:cry: its not u it's me ....sux when a man says that!!Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
You were damn hawt in my dream.
No white jacket in sight.
I have no idea why I was dreaming about you, probably lackage of cookies. :snooty:
Official announcement - IKE's nuts are no longer on the menu.
That's right, IKE's nut's have been scratched. :pinch:
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Originally Posted by bujub22
:ohmy: Almost missed that.
You really gotta stop visiting that cabbage patch.
/missie hands over her jacket to Lynx.
You need it more than me, pal.
:ohmy: did u do the scratchin?? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by lynx
No way.
If I get nuts all I do is nibble at them. :blink:
:blink: I thought I'd already eaten Ike's nuts :angelnot:
:rolleyes: Joob, you're supposed to play along with me, cos it's my only 'entertainment'. If I could be this bold in real life it might not be soooooooooo long between 'drinks' :unsure: that, or I need an extreme makeover :lol:
:snooty: The jacket was hawt
with nowt underneath it:P
;) but NO!!!:slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
srry ill get back into charcter .... :naughty: now mold me to your fantasy!!Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:ohmy: Too much info.Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
I gotta go sleeps in a moment, dont wanna induce the wrong kinda dream here. :unsure:
Joob, stay outta the fertile cabbage patch, then. :P
:snooty: Pfft, mood's broken now.
:unsure: This might sound odd, but is it gonna be a half or full brother/sister?
:D Off to dream about me again huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
;) Didja ever get that nurse's uniform :drool:
heres induce dream theropy jus picture me in a t shirt and nothing at all but the picture on the shirt says gep me fo life!! :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:lol:
wtf! :blink:Quote:
goddess* Pfft, mood's broken now.
This might sound odd, but is it gonna be a half or full brother/sister?
i would love to see u in that :naughty: :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:lol: Yeah, last year.Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
Even posted pics.
Well, thats me beat.
Cheerio ho's. :P
(titters.)
:rolleyes: You only posted pics of the uniform from the site what aboot one with you wearing it.
:( Or did I miss that.
:flowers: G'night wenchly
:) S'ok Joob, I worked it out. When do you find out for sure?
well right now were goin on the ol method of the lil friend not been here which is severly late ..so i think ill go buy a pregancy test tommorow cuz i wana know cuz this is with the ex :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:console: Good idea, sorry it's not more cheerful news for ya.
That you did. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
it kinda is kinda not thing..ill be mo happy if it was the my new girl..iwas kinda tryin to cut all ties with the ex but this jus made us a lil closer.....if ya know what i mean!:naughty:
:D so post it or send it onQuote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese :lips:
:rolleyes: It's that 'closness' that gets ya in trouble Joob darlin' :lol:
:ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by lynx
:cry:
me dont like corn nuts :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
:ohmy: Corn nuts are the best!*Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
* The original ones. Not the stupid BBQ or other flavors they have.
i know :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
its that closeness that put u in jail