Amazon fun & frolics (for FST)

Not really going anywhere now:

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Dear Seller, We are very sorry for the incovinience, if that is the case, You can end up your transaction with us on amazon, and also if you can not get money and ship this item, we will be unable to transfer the money. Regards Manager.

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I have decided to send the item with no postage attached to it and it
will be up to Mr Ben Jack to pay the post when it arrives with him.

Please can my account be credited ASAP.

Thanks in advance.

David.

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Dear Julian Cheese, Ok , We have contact Ben Jack, and he said you can do it that way, so we await the tracking reference number of the shippment. Regards Manager.

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Me (I made the number up):

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The tracking number is: Order #: 736-4245522-3247560

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Him:

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Dear Julian Cheese, We are hereby using this opportunity to tell you that if you have no transaction to do with us on amazon, pls you are advise to stop having transactions with us. How could you send us an invalid tracking reference number, and by the way what courier is this.? Regards Manager.

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Just to let you know its become a common thing to sell stuff on ebay and recieve maybe 5-10 emails from Nigerian people wanting to buy using Bidpay or other methods. There are also a few other things to do with the Nigerian post office and such about 80% of sellers now won't mail anything to Nigeria. Just thought i would warn you.

Also that Manager from Amazon looks a bit fishy, using slang like pls and using a full stop and question mark at the same time.

If he's not giving you a good deal just hold out from selling it to this guy.

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

And edit out your name again, FFS, Dave. Cos I don't want any other FSTer stalking you :wub:

Gurahl, most people who have been around this forum for a bit and might have the slightest interest have seen teh cheebus's name before.

Any damage that could be done by people having access to it has already been done, I think :unsure:

:lol:

That's three times I've found out that his middle name is Julia.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Gurahl, most people who have been around this forum for a bit and might have the slightest interest have seen teh cheebus's name before.

Any damage that could be done by people having access to it has already been done, I think :unsure:

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Back off, he's mine.



Argl. Gotta go back to the bloody job center. See y'all later.

For some reason when i google cheese's name i get:

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/lumsd...en_devries.jpg

and

http://tmex.spun.com/amgcover/dvd/fu...32007ht0tc.jpg

:huh:


For my name i get:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/bas...elebron_ap.jpg

:nameaholic:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

And edit out your name again, FFS, Dave. Cos I don't want any other FSTer stalking you :wub:

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D'oh. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

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If you don't like it don't read it :blink:

Its pretty darn obvious that Cheese is playing them along for a laugh, do you really think he's going to send his mp3 player to the guy? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

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If you don't like it don't read it :blink:

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I'd rather post trollish comments to relieve the boredom of today thank you.

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Originally Posted by DanB

Its pretty darn obvious that Cheese is playing them along for a laugh, do you really think he's going to send his mp3 player to the guy? :unsure:

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No? Really?

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

I'd rather post trollish comments to relieve the boredom of today thank you.

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I found getting a job helped me when I got to that stage of forum posting ;)

Actually, I have it on good authority (Spider_dude) that Cheese has already spent next year's student loan on mp3 players to take advantage of the burgeoning electronics market in Nigeria.

He's going to make a packet, apparently. He offered to cut me in on the sweet deal but I refused on the grounds that he refused to invest in my gypsy re-training project :snooty:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

I'd rather post trollish comments to relieve the boredom of today thank you.

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I found getting a job helped me when I got to that stage of forum posting ;)

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Meow :P

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by DanB

I found getting a job helped me when I got to that stage of forum posting ;)

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Meow :P

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Trolling is more fun when you aren't just playing on your own :naughty:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by manker

Meow :P

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Trolling is more fun when you aren't just playing on your own :naughty:

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Well, you've had enough practice at the solo stuff. It's about time you moved up :naughty:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by DanB

Trolling is more fun when you aren't just playing on your own :naughty:

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Well, you've had enough practice at the solo stuff. It's about time you moved up :naughty:

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You offering? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by manker

Well, you've had enough practice at the solo stuff. It's about time you moved up :naughty:

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You offering? :unsure:

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Your groomage is complete, young grasshopper :lookaroun

Yeah, let's all troll MCHeshpants420. He's a reet git anyhows. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Yeah, let's all troll MCHeshpants420. He's a reet git anyhows. :dry:

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He can wait his fecking turn - have you any idea how many people I'm supposed to be trolling before 9pm tonight :dry:

Me:

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That is the number on the receipt, it is not a tracking number. The
item has been sent by Royal Mail.

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Him:

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Dear Dave Cheese, Can you pls scan us the receipt of payment?. Regards Manager.

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Me (the number is a gay chat line that spider_dude told me about):

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I have no scanner. But you can phone Royal Mail and quote them the
number I provided.

Royal Mail's phone number is 0908 082 2392.

David.

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Him:

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Dear Dave Cheese, There in no way, you will have to look for a scanner, and scan us the reciept of shippment. Regards Manager.

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Ok, will do. I will be in contact when I have scanned it.

David.

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Just need to make a fake receipt now...

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Yeah, let's all troll MCHeshpants420. He's a reet git anyhows. :dry:

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:rolleyes:

That's not a gay chat number. I have that stored in my mobile phone under Spd.

From it I get calls from a pished Scottish bloke on the weekends ... also texts about gep every now and again :unsure:

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

:rolleyes:

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:dry:

And what's with the stupid name? Sealab was never funny.

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Originally Posted by manker

That's not a gay chat number. I have that stored in my mobile phone under Spd.

From it I get calls from a pished Scottish bloke on the weekends ... also texts about gep every now and again :unsure:

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phone most numbers in Scotland on a saturday night and you will get that :rolleyes:

btw mr dave your surmname is also making it on to your notes in case it bothers you :unsure:

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Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)

btw mr dave your surmname is also making it on to your notes in case it bothers you :unsure:

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He's a dumbass. I'm going to go and boil his bunny, stab him with a sword and make him into a skin suit.

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Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)

btw mr dave your surmname is also making it on to your notes in case it bothers you :unsure:

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Cheers Zero, I keep making that mistake. :pinch:

Yours sincerely

David Lumsden.

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

I'd rather post trollish comments to relieve the boredom of today thank you.

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I found getting a job helped me when I got to that stage of forum posting ;)

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I know. That's why I've renounced doing a job I might like (or even enjoy) and chosen to simply get a job.

Good luck :D

I have got to the stage of working were I wish I was unemployed again :lol:

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Originally Posted by DanB

Good luck :D

I have got to the stage of working were I wish I was unemployed again :lol:

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I normally get that at about 9:05 :cry:


(well if I worked I would :unsure: )

I think it time to send a email saying that amazon has sent you (David) an email stating that the person that is trying to get you to send merchandice to him ....(too much typing)..... is a fraud and you should stop all communications with said person.

Cheers.

write a letter saying thanks for the payment, the parcel will be there in the morning according to the DHL site...

fuck with his head :D