Our search function sux

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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:lol: :D

Fucking idiot.

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Fucking idiot.

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Do you really have nothing better to do than spam/flame? :dry:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Fucking idiot.

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Do you really have nothing better to do than spam/flame? :dry:

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Are you really as stupid as your posts seem to suggest?:ermm:

Evidently not. :dry:

...and since your wit is so predictable, I'll go ahead and post for you:

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Evidently so.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

...and since your wit is so predictable, I'll go ahead and post for you:

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Evidently so.

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Well, actually I was going to leave the thread alone. It doesn't feel right to trade insults with someone who has been so completely stumped by a forum's search function and can't understand the simple concepts therein.

Perhaps we do need a Child Forum for some of our less gifted/younger members.

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Well, actually I was going to leave the thread alone.

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I'm sure you were... :dry:

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Perhaps we do need a Child Forum for some of our less gifted/younger members.

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Do let me know how it turns out. I'm sure you'll find the topics intellectually stimulating. ;)

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Do let me know how it turns out.

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Don't be so hard on yourself. Not even I think you are so dim as to not be able to qualify to post in a Child Section.:ermm:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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In the past it has pissed me off and it's pissin me off right now. I've been looking for a thread that Zed started awhile back. It was titled something like, "What would you do with this power?" but the search function isn't helping at all. I've searched the Lounge all the way back to the middle of May with no luck either. :angry:

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Look outside in the trash bin.

Shortly after the time the thread went "missing", Deletion IKE smelled of trash truck juice. :unsure:

What search function? :blink:

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Originally Posted by Sara

What search function? :blink:

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Im confused as well, the only search function i was aware of was Manker's(tm) Online Word Searcher, and i guessed that was Manker with a dictionary and not some 1337 script by Rossco :huh:

@skizo - the movie i mentioned in that thread is found here http://www.delivery.framebox.de/

the reason why the search function fks up with my name is the % + numbers

I knew I was right! :01:

Thanks zed! :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Fucking idiot.

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Do you really have nothing better to do than spam/flame? :dry:

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You'll have to excuse Cheese, it's not his fault. You see... he's been constipated since birth.

Peace bd

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Originally Posted by 100%

@skizo - the movie i mentioned in that thread is found here http://www.delivery.framebox.de/

the reason why the search function fks up with my name is the % + numbers

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Hi Zed.:D

If you want to use the search function to search for 99%'s threads just untick the the 'Exact Name' bit. That is actually what MCHeshPants420 said in his original post (in fact the guy's guide is pretty faultless):

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Untick the Exact name box next to it.

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Search function works fine. Found the thread you're both referring to straight away: http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t97188.html

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I knew I was right! :01:

Thanks zed! :w00t:

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Nope, you were wrong. Again. What's that like?

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Do you really have nothing better to do than spam/flame? :dry:

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You'll have to excuse Cheese, it's not his fault. You see... he's been constipated since birth.

Peace bd

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Whereas the shit just flows freely from you. Shut it, hippy.:dry:

nice tip
although i found it is impossible to "find all threads started by" in the user profile
it comes up blank

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Originally Posted by 100%

nice tip
although i found it is impossible to "find all threads started by" in the user profile
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That does suck, I think you're right that that is because of the symbol you use in your username(s). The only way around that is to use the search function (which allows you to be more specific when searching for a thread anyhows...swings and roundabouts).

Can a mod please change the title of this thread to:

Our Quality Search Function has a Minor Quirk.

I think the search function sucks compared to the old one....but it ain't bad.

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Originally Posted by manker

Can a mod please change the title of this thread to:

Our Quality Search Function has a Minor Quirk.

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I'd change it to:

I'm a poor workman and I'm blaming my tool.*




*© Trite cliche property of Brotherdoobie.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I think the search function sucks compared to the old one....but it ain't bad.

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I think it's much better, there is no 30 second wait between searches for instance. Other than that there is not much difference. I can find anything that I have a keyword or poster for straight away.:01:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I think the search function sucks compared to the old one....but it ain't bad.

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I think it's much better, there is no 30 second wait between searches for instance. Other than that there is not much difference. I can find anything that I have a keyword or poster for straight away.:01:

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Just losing the 30 second flood control things makes it better.


Give it time.

We've only been on VB for 8 months. Soon enough all the technotards will learn how to use the search function properly.

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

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Originally Posted by manker

Can a mod please change the title of this thread to:

Our Quality Search Function has a Minor Quirk.

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I'd change it to:

I'm a poor workman and I'm blaming my tool.*




*© Trite cliche property of Brotherdoobie.

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Sometimes tho its easier to blame it on the operater ,as my old Maint. Dept. head was so fond of doing. I still have trouble with our search but have learned to live with it.

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Originally Posted by manker

technotards

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by peat moss

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

I'd change it to:

I'm a poor workman and I'm blaming my tool.*




*© Trite cliche property of Brotherdoobie.

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Sometimes tho its easier to blame it on the operater ,as my old Maint. Dept. head was so fond of doing. I still have trouble with our search but have learned to live with it.

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What sort of problems? Perhaps Auntie Cheese can help you?:D

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I think the search function sucks compared to the old one....but it ain't bad.

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I think it's much better, there is no 30 second wait between searches for instance. Other than that there is not much difference. I can find anything that I have a keyword or poster for straight away.:01:

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Can you search by keyword under a certain poster?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

I think it's much better, there is no 30 second wait between searches for instance. Other than that there is not much difference. I can find anything that I have a keyword or poster for straight away.:01:

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Can you search by keyword under a certain poster?

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Sure.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

I think it's much better, there is no 30 second wait between searches for instance. Other than that there is not much difference. I can find anything that I have a keyword or poster for straight away.:01:

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Can you search by keyword under a certain poster?

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Can you search by keyword under a certain poster?

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Sure.

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I just tried it, I just searched for technotards posted by manker (matched by exact user name.

I was sure I'd never used that word before since I made it up to describe you about 10 minutes ago.

It worked perfectly.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by manker

Sure.

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I just tried it, I just searched for technotards posted by manker (matched by exact user name.

I was sure I'd never used that word before since I made it up to describe you about 10 minutes ago.

It worked perfectly.

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Didn't I use the search function in that way once to point out how many times Busyman used the word "dick"?

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

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Originally Posted by manker

I just tried it, I just searched for technotards posted by manker (matched by exact user name.

I was sure I'd never used that word before since I made it up to describe you about 10 minutes ago.

It worked perfectly.

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Didn't I use the search function in that way once to point out how many times Busyman used the word "dick"?

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Yup :01:

I did it too, so that I knew exactly how many times he'd said nutsack. It was fucking loads.

The big gay poof.

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Originally Posted by manker

technotards

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Oi! I resent that. :angry:

Feelin' a bit tardy atm.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by manker

technotards

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Oi! I resent that. :angry:

Feelin' a bit tardy atm.

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My gf called me a pavementtard (sp?) last night when I tripped over.:(

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by manker

technotards

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Oi! I resent that. :angry:

Feelin' a bit tardy atm.

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I thought I'd invented that word (technotard) but Google tells me that 531 uses of it have been recorded on the interweb :dry:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Oi! I resent that. :angry:

Feelin' a bit tardy atm.

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I thought I'd invented that word (technotard) but Google tells me that 531 uses of it have been recorded on the interweb :dry:

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I invented Geptard: http://www.withcheese.ipbfree.com/in...&st=0&#entry25

Only found this out the other day, been looking for an excuse to bring it up.:schnauz:

Chebus' missus > me :(