What do you call a thalidomide baby in a swimming pool?
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What do you call a thalidomide baby in a swimming pool?
bob
What's the difference between a thalidomide baby and a freezer?
Spoiler: ShowI can't bring myself to issue the punchline, but rest assured - it's punchily funny. I glagged guiltily for ages when my niece told me told this joke.
I think there's something wrong with me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm slow witted. What's the punchline?
-doobs
A thalidomide victim goes up to an ice cream van and asks for an ice cream.
'Do you want a flake in that'? asks the ice cream guy.
'Doesn't matter, I'm gonna drop it anyway'
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
-doobs
A freezer has fish fingers on the inside? :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Fuck it.
A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.
You are sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
BTW, I'm still loling ...
-doobs :whistling
i am indeed.
It kinda loses something, i think, when some cawk from the internet tells it but coming from a 16 year old girl, it was a genuinely shocking moment.
missus; he is still laughing
neice: yeah
missus; what did you tell him
neice; ask him
missus; hoi, tell me
me; ok <tells it>
missus; <stonefaced> you both disgust me.
I've told that joke, but it was just a regular baby.