I heard you the first time
where do you go to let it all hang out?
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I heard you the first time
where do you go to let it all hang out?
the hospital
What is beautiful?
the reflection of a mirror
why are there no three legged creatures?
coz they have a tail
why tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out ?
to give us more room on the beach in summertime
why do people play games?
cuz there is nothing good on TV
If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?
for the same reason a storm has an eye
why do the police not arrest everybody with a jacket over their head. most criminals seen on the news has a jacket over their heads.
Because that is the jurisdiction of the fashion police
Are you technically telling the truth if you lie in bed?
only if you cover it up
what brilliant planner put the stations exactly where the trains arrive?
me
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?