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It's Saturday morning so I see the usual "link to ddl" spambot is hard at work.
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rabbihe
i dont trust anyone much these days
You're all zen like as you've transcended from telling a joke to becoming the joke.
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It's Saturday morning so I see the usual "link to ddl" spambot is hard at work.
The posts I looked at didn't actually have working links, just file descriptions and that. Looked delightfully mental.
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Can't decide whether to get spangled while watching footie or go down my mam's to get some food and watch the footie, or stay at home to watch the footie and catch up on Walking Dead or post pish on the internets while watching footie.
Or some combination of the above options.
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Go down on ur mam while getting spangled. Watch walking dead after whilst taking a pish.
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As ever, the voice of reason prevails.
brb after debauchery.
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My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.
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I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment :dabs:
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enoughfakefiles
I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment :dabs:
You're too fertile for your own good, effy. How you have time for anything with so many weans running around, i just don't know.
You need to slow down a bit. It's okay for JP, Catholics make a career out of siring, but it's just not for us prosaic people.
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mjmacky
My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.
I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.
Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.
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enoughfakefiles
I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment :dabs:
You're too fertile for your own good, effy. How you have time for anything with so many weans running around, i just don't know.
You need to slow down a bit. It's okay for JP, Catholics make a career out of siring, but it's just not for us prosaic people.
S'ok been a bit addicted to MW3 at the moment. Went to watch Peppa pig and the lost treasure today for the little girls 4th birday. Where did them 4 years go :ohmy:
Also took a week of work last week and spent the whole week decorating because i'm putting the house on the market. I'll be glad to get back to work, I do less :lol:
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Decorating when you're about to move out. Sounds mad but I see your thinking.
When I moved recently, I kept my old house and rented it to a South African lesbian because I couldn't be arsed to pretty it all up enough to impress the swathes of middle class cunts who would be sweeping through in droves.
True Story.
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I've got to bury a figurine of the patron saint of house sellers as well in my garden just to speed things up. The chap who's selling he house really believes in it.
True story.
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enoughfakefiles
I've got to bury a figurine of the patron saint of house sellers as well in my garden just to speed things up. The chap who's selling he house really believes in it.
True story.
There's a patron saint of house sellers :lol:
And also, aren't you the fella who is selling the house?
Unless 'chap' is your pet name for your wife :unsure:
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that's the dreaded realtorrod, innit.
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I just googled 'realtor' and lol'd when I discovered its meaning.
Truth posted above.
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Don't you have those in wales.
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We call them estate agents.
Realtor sounds like an awful americanism or a fantastic robot with lasers that shoot out of his eyes.
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I can see that.
In fact, from now on, that's what I'll be thinking of when I hear the word, ftw.
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I'm just wondering if I can get any of my clients to bury a figurine of the patron saint of taxation in their garden to ensure they don't get caught writing off hookers and cocaine as xps or w.e.
Pics if I can :smilie4:
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That is one of the best things I have ever seen.
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watching some snl. it's pretty lowbrow merkin stuff, but I'm getting used to it.
Also, Zooey Deschanel is in it. I still would.
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For some reason I'd do her sister more. Much more.
She looks like a mental fuck-rabbit.
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Right, now it's time to sleep. Unless it isn't.
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You could always compromise; go to bed and get your three incher out, mate.
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manker
For some reason I'd do her sister more. Much more.
She looks like a mental fuck-rabbit.
Fine, compromise.
I'd do both, together.
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Although, given recent preference in porn, I might also need to involve a squid, a horse, a lot of rope, some orcs, some clowns, a rope, and a shark.
And maybe a small crowd of children to cheer me on.
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I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
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manker
....I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
:sick:
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manker
I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
What the fuck. Laboured?
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manker
I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
What the fuck. Laboured?
why else would you need cheerleaders.
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Maybe I just hate children.
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mjmacky
My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.
I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.
Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.
It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.
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Snee
watching some snl. it's pretty lowbrow merkin stuff, but I'm getting used to it.
Also, Zooey Deschanel is in it. I still would.
The one with Zooey as a host was an awful episode if I remember, it was disappoint.