Re: I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites
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manker
Did you see that.
I've gotten so used to Mary being literal to the point of Oleg that I'm even making excuses when you don't allow for her autism.
Ffs. Most tolerant board evar.
You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
That woman was a little skittish last night.
Did you notice all the superfluous and extraneous exclamation marks. Always a sure sign all is not right :smilie4:
Sometimes I think posts are about me because I forget the fact that I'm not the only woman on here. That's just one of many reasons of course, but yes, she sometimes strangely indulges in bangs.
Well if you're going to be like that I'll never give you another exclamation mark again :ermm:
Re: I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites
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mjmacky
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manker
Bangs :pinch:
When I wrote that, I thought; 'she's probably going to call them exclamation points'. Bangs is worse.
But at least now interrobang makes etymological sense to me.
Just for clarity's sake I wasn't trying to go all programmer nerd on purpose, it was merely the side effect of innuendo.
No fucking way.
I used the smiley I did because I felt it approximated the emotion I felt fairly accurately and the reason I talked about punctuation labelling is because I'm kinda interested in it :mellow:
Re: I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.
I thought it was a joint effort :emo:
But anyway, don't blame yourself. You have a vagina and you both chat on a regular basis. This threatens to manifest the polyamorous aspirations and startles the subject. Talking about it is fine, but your physiology lends a tangible threat to our friend's insouciance.
Confusion and timidity are bound to follow.
Re: I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.
Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.
You need to appear magically at her balustrade first to tell her you don't want to have any contact with her anymore. :snooty: Then you get to do the death-threats. For more stalking tips you should ask your most frequent blog poster. :dave:
Re: I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites
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mjmacky
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Artemis
You need to appear magically at her balustrade first to tell her you don't want to have any contact with her anymore. :snooty: Then you get to do the death-threats. For more stalking tips you should ask your most frequent blog poster. :dave:
I was doing Oleg, not Dave. I'll reserve the Dave threats for when she calls me a narcissist.
How am I supposed to know which homicidal nut-job you are impersonating this week? It was 50/50 I was going to get it right unless I bought a vowel, I naturally assumed it would be :dave: since you have dedicated a blog to his particular episode of the Twilight Zone :idunno:
Re: I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites
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mjmacky
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Artemis
since you have dedicated a blog to his particular episode of the Twilight Zone :idunno:
Have you adopted the Dave Mantra and read way too deep into the creation of that site? I wasn't just fucking with Dave when I explained its origin, it was really supposed to be just a visual joke.
No I just thought that :dave: was more your pet nutter than Oleg, but if you want to be selfish and have them all to your self then fine be greedy. :snooty:
