Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

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It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.

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hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.

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hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

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I'm going to make the assumption that you've referred to her as Squeamy only whilst envisioning an interlabial voyage. Mockery is an entirely different story, it just happens to overlap with its arsenal of suffixes. You must avoid meshing the 2 while analyzing my theory.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

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I'm going to make the assumption that you've referred to her as Squeamy only whilst envisioning an interlabial voyage. Mockery is an entirely different story, it just happens to overlap with its arsenal of suffixes. You must avoid meshing the 2 while analyzing my theory.

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There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

I thought this much would be obvious, footboi.

However, I feel obliged to mention you had a point with 'squeamy' which made me think of squishy, which, in turn, took me down an almost tangible onanistic avenue.

ffs manker, I was just about to comment in that thread, ewe bawlbag

it was going to be along the lines of

MagnumDave - leaning on the balustrade of FST since 5/3/12 :smilie4:

assuming it was him, like.

Idk what you're on about, but it prolly was bananas dave, like.

He can do anything.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

ffs manker, I was just about to comment in that thread, ewe bawlbag

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What's stopping you, like :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

it was going to be along the lines of

MagnumDave - leaning on the balustrade of FST since 5/3/12 :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

assuming it was him, like.

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Quality :lol:
and yes, and have you heard Bo Burnham - his name is like yours but he does a parody of rap and it's good.
I was just listening to him in teh jeep.

The jeep?
Have you got a new fancy man driving you around? :ghey:

edit: I've seen that bo burnham chap on the internets before

it's teh missus' :emo:

so ewe drive the hairdressermobile and she drives the penis extension*?:blink:

*unless it's used for proper 4x4 off-road type stuff and not just for going to tesco or whatever.

hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground :snooty:

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Originally Posted by manker

There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

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Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

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Originally Posted by manker

hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground :snooty:

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you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs:lol:

:ermm:

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins :no:

hoi, cawkfan, you ruined my non-quoting post.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

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Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

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Not to defend manker's pooftery of the man utd team but I'm pretty sure everyone (other than rooney's ma and missus, probably, like) calls rooney rooney.

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hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground :snooty:

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you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs:lol:

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It doesn't count where the roads are gritted, like in cities such as Newcastle.

I use it out in the wilds, in nature, gigantic glacial snow drifts and through massive icy rivers and all that kind of thing :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by manker

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you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs:lol:

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It doesn't count where the roads are gritted, like in cities such as Newcastle.

I use it out in the wilds, in nature, gigantic glacial snow drifts and through massive icy rivers and all that kind of thing :lookaroun

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Are they next to the balti takeaway? :smilie4:

hoi, cawk :fist:

/deletes google+

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I was expecting something a bit more posh, like.

It's in Wales :unsure:

The filthy builders have just finished so it's rather nice at the moment. If ever you need my services, I'll make sure that one of the hawt burds does a bit of dusting or w.e. before your arrival.

"the filthy builders have just finished"

that sounds like a grim euphemism.

Not a euphemism. One of them had dirt under his fingernails every single day, even in the morning.
It's sickening is what it is.

Did you check their fingernails each morning before they started work or something?:unsure:

not as such, it's just something you notice when you're me

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Originally Posted by manker

not as such, it's just something you notice when you're me a massive poove or a woman

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fixed.

Yeah, well ... at least I'm allowed to go on the internets when I want to :snooty:

Obtw, did you see Pardew's post match interview after you almost got pwned by 10 men. Fantastic, it was.

Not funny or clever or 'owt. Just fantastic and honest.

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Originally Posted by manker

Obtw, did you see Pardew's post match interview after you almost got pwned by 10 men. Fantastic, it was.

Not funny or clever or 'owt. Just fantastic and honest.

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I haven't but i'll look for it now, like. We were shite in the first half but should have walked it in the second, like. Not to mention the piss poor refereeing, giving cards for fouls that didn't warrant them and then not giving them for those that did and we had a good few penalty shouts that were at lest as strong as theirs but only 1 given.

On the plus side, chris waddle was commentating (although I'm not sure he was watching the same game, like) and still says "pelanty" which makes me lol :earl:

Just finished watching it now. Pardew has been and still is orsum to the macks for the club (even tho' i didn't like that they sacked hughton to give him the job, hughton didn't deserve that).

I've got a tenner on you guise finishing above teh scum, truth.
A pished bet but I reckon it could come good.

We're 10 points above them, I'd like to think it was a safe bet:pinch:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

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Not to defend manker's pooftery of the man utd team but I'm pretty sure everyone (other than rooney's ma and missus, probably, like) calls rooney rooney.

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I'd hate to point out the obvious, but that was the very reason I included it. Also the Jonathan --> Jonny thing, works out just as well. It was apparently so awfully invincible that manky gave up.

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Originally Posted by manker

:ermm:

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins :no:

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Oi, what a cock tease you are. I can see why there is a lack of physical evidence that you're a poofter (isn't that what you U.K. folk refer to those with a homosexual orientation?) is because you're such a prude.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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:ermm:

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins :no:

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Oi, what a cock tease you are. I can see why there is a lack of physical evidence that you're a poofter (isn't that what you U.K. folk refer to those with a homosexual orientation?) is because you're such a prude.

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Go look at the Show Your Pants thread and come back when that notion has shrivelled and your, hitherto unknown, yellow pants hankering is sated :smilie4:

Just saw an advert about some shampoo or some such and it said 'tested on multiple ethnicities'. That's my new favourite phrase.

If I was the kinda spastic to have a sig, that would be it.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Just saw an advert about some shampoo or some such and it said 'tested on multiple ethnicities'. That's my new favourite phrase.

If I was the kinda spastic to have a sig, that would be it.

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:snooty:
What's wrong with sigs.

Altho' I must say, I tend to keep my avatar pristine and neglect my sig, somewhat.

Bwahaha.


Something's different with you. What could it be.

(@chalice)