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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

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Mate, they sound exactly like Fastway couriers!

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Originally Posted by cunt

I have decided to be 37 tomorrow.

I've been struggling with this decision for 36 and a bit years.

And the rest of youse are cunts.

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Mega-old. Like over the hill and old as the hills, and old like old hat. Old old old.

Still roughly 200 years 'til you're your avatar's age though.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

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http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Del..._A_Package.jpg

Well just went out and there's hardly any fuel at the petrol stations and there's hardly any fruit in the shops. A very sustainable country we live in. They said that they're getting their produce from Sydney markets now and that it'll cost more.

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

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http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Del..._A_Package.jpg

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that's pretty much spot on:pinch:

I'm guessing they must get paid extra if they have to attempt delivery more than once or something else.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Skiz

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Del..._A_Package.jpg

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that's pretty much spot on:pinch:

I'm guessing they must get paid extra if they have to attempt delivery more than once or something else.

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Saw this last week, basically a video version of what skiz posted:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945275

Fastway get paid per drop ... even if they don't deliver the package. There's no real incentive to actually deliver the shit.

Here's 4 minutes with shitloads of repetitions, and hyperbole to the max.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkq6fi2U2zE

Fox News - Shit news about nothing.


I guess it's a step up from the regular crap :eyebrows: