I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
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I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You're certainly talking out uranus:smilie4:
Hehe, fooled you. I've been in touch with my people who are currently sourcing elephants and getting details of costs for shipping to Mars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert00000
Can't believe i fell for that one :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You really are dense. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Robert00000
Indian elephants are cheaper, more reliable and alot more productive because they work longer hours. :no2:
:mini rant:
i had note from the postman last week to say they were keeping a letter that needed a signature for me to receive. as i have no car, i left it to today to hike upto the depo. the letter basically says that i'm being charged £105.00 for the company moving my car to their holding lot. on top of that, another £12 for everyday it is kept over there, so roughly £90 so far. the letter goes on to inform me that i must collect my vechicle any time before the 14th of Feb, or on the 15th it will be sold on to cover their storage costs!!
the police haven't even called me yet to let me know they have finished checking it for prints and other evidence. plus it's not even being held in my town, so i'd need to find someone willing to tow me home before i can get it into a garage for a quote for the damn insurance cnuts.
almost £200 to get my broken car back, then another £100+ to get it fixed.
what a complete bag of bollocks. :angry:
//end's rant for short intoxication period.
you'd be best off scrapping it, or letting them keep it and sell it to cover their costs so you don't have to pay them
yea, i know. :huh:
the system is fooked up.
My external hd is a thieving pikey too.
It stole about 150 gigs worth of files for me today :dabs:
I reckon it's karma for something I've done.
i must have pissed on the pope then.