we, the ketchup lovers do not believe in higher power that control our lifes for us. We believe in the free investigation, and the right to do as one sees fit as long as it does not harm a fellow human being. (or vegetable, in Rons case)
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we, the ketchup lovers do not believe in higher power that control our lifes for us. We believe in the free investigation, and the right to do as one sees fit as long as it does not harm a fellow human being. (or vegetable, in Rons case)
ketchup lovers shall perish for he who eats ketchup shall be smitened by the lord
with the quran (bible) :rtfm:
Does that also apply to a practising tomato buddhist?Quote:
Originally posted by summond_skull@24 July 2003 - 18:31
ketchup lovers shall perish for he who eats ketchup shall be smitened by the lord
with the quran (bible) :rtfm:
tsk
fundamentalists
Everyone knows ketchup is only used on fast food.Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 20:10
We believe in the free infestation, and the right to do as one sees fit as long as it does not harm a fellow human being.
Fast food is bad for your health.
Ergo: ketchup harms people.
stop twisting my words evil one! :angry:
Evil one?Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 21:06
stop twisting my words evil one! :angry:
HAH!!
Look who's wearing the mask.
That's because my face got mutilated in the previous ketchup war. You may remember it, after all, it was you who was torturing me.
That wasn't torture!!
It's called "interrogating the enemy".
Besides, the truce was signed before I really got started.
Didn't even get the chance to use the cucumbers on you. :(
No no, I think your face has too many zippers because of all the junk food.
You should listen to your <s>master</s> boyfriend, and start consuming some healthy Bolognese. It works better than Oil of Olaz.
aye right!
I still have nightmares about those huge cucumbers you had in that basement...*shivers*
But beware, another few months and the pumpkin season starts! MUHAHAHAHAHA