I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

You are sometimes so pedantic as to be almost exasperating, I don't know whether it is the merkin culture thing, or whether nuance is sometimes just a vague acquaintance? But now that you have sucked the fun out of the joke I will explain: I meant pet as in pet project, not as in a literal pet animal to tether and feed.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You are sometimes so pedantic as to be almost exasperating, I don't know whether it is the merkin culture thing, or whether nuance is sometimes just a vague acquaintance? But now that you have sucked the fun out of the joke I will explain: I meant pet as in pet project, not as in a literal pet animal to tether and feed.

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We are both posting as our archetypes at the moment.

Yes, I must confess as I was typing that, I knew, knew mind you, that mary had struck yet again, but as you say I'm posting as my archetype and couldn't help myself, it's so sad to be predictable. :bag:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Yes, I must confess as I was typing that, I knew, knew mind you, that mary had struck yet again, but as you say I'm posting as my archetype and couldn't help myself, it's so sad to be predictable. :bag:

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You want to be my predictabuddy?

I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought it was a joint effort :emo:

But anyway, don't blame yourself. You have a vagina and you both chat on a regular basis. This threatens to manifest the polyamorous aspirations and startles the subject. Talking about it is fine, but your physiology lends a tangible threat to our friend's insouciance.
Confusion and timidity are bound to follow.

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You're right, it was, my mistake :hug:

:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.

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Morning, retarded love puppy! :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on :happy:

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You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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Originally Posted by manker

You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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I work in an all female lab, how are you with being a lab lady? :smilie4:

If I put on a mouse-suit, will you inject me with stuff. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

If I put on a mouse-suit, will you inject me with stuff. :smilie4:

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I only work with inbred stock. Are you inbred, Ben? :smilie4:

I could squeeze in to a large french-stick for you. :wub: