Yes, Allen, I know what a fucking scapula is.
I got mine broked a few years ago coming back from the pub. The x-rays were fucking horrendous. That's why I think it's broked again. It's the same shoulder blade, you monkey.
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Yes, Allen, I know what a fucking scapula is.
I got mine broked a few years ago coming back from the pub. The x-rays were fucking horrendous. That's why I think it's broked again. It's the same shoulder blade, you monkey.
ffs, if allen's info is correct(who cares if it is, he's a dick), then you've broken at least 198 other bones(I haven't googled boring facts, so I could be wrong).
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Originally Posted by callum
Wotcha Callum.
Nice to see that at least one person is carrying the harsh torch in this fucking ghost town these days.
back from date number 3 with debbie, it went win from what i can tell - we went and sat on the beach and had an ice cream then we went to see that dorian ghey film which i thought was going to be really shit but turned out to be just shit but she liked it, then we went for a chinese, then i got her back to mine - we watched that cube thing on the telly box, i got some tongue action, then she said she hadn't seen any of the new mock the week and i said o rly? they're on the iplayer, we could watch them on my little netbook so i got her on my bed and got some serious groping action ftw but then she said she had to go ....but i'll get her next time for sure :sneaky:
im gonna cook for her next and by cook for her i of course mean penis her.
and so after all that my bawls are currently the size of Russia so if you gents will excuse me... :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Cook spag bol for her. Burds love that shit. I once made a burd orgasm with a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese.
And I didn't even have to open the tin.
wat!? :o i can knock up proper spag bol in lyke 10 minutes!!!!111!1111!1 its fucking dolmio and everything!111 ...she's not gonna live through an epic seeing to like that :no:Quote:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Cook spag bol for her. Burds love that shit. I once made a burd orgasm with a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese.
And I didn't even have to open the tin.
its like the other day, i banged out some sharwoods kung po sauce on to some chicken, skweeky ends up pregnant again!1 :no:
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Break her in gradually, mate.
Lead in with some Bachelor's Super Noodles (barbecue beef flavour) and she'll be creaming her keks in five minutes flat, like.
planage.
I'll even throw in a couple of blue nuns, she'll be frothing at the gash for it!1