I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

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You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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I work in an all female lab, how are you with being a lab lady? :smilie4:

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I don't think I'd be very good at it.

I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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I could squeeze in to a large french-stick for you. :wub:

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I don't know what that means but okay :naughty:

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I don't think I'd be very good at it.

I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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I'm not sure you could take the pace. You can't even run around a football pitch for 90 minutes, let alone a lab for 8 hours. We'd kill you :console:

In other news, I have just flirted with two men in one post. I am officially at the height of my powers :01:

Haven't we already established that you're a civil servant. You can't kid me now that there would actually be any work type work to do.
Won't we just be sitting around, chatting about periods and flicking through shoe magazines or whatever :unsure:

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Haven't we already established that you're a civil servant. You can't kid me now that there would actually be any work type work to do.
Won't we just be sitting around, chatting about periods and flicking through shoe magazines or whatever :unsure:

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We might let you do that for a bit but won't you get bored watching us do all the science things? I suppose if you can make tea that might keep you occupied.....

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Haven't we already established that you're a civil servant. You can't kid me now that there would actually be any work type work to do.
Won't we just be sitting around, chatting about periods and flicking through shoe magazines or whatever :unsure:

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We might let you do that for a bit but won't you get bored watching us do all the science things? I suppose if you can make tea that might keep you occupied.....

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I can buzz the seventeen year old and tell her to get her sweet ass upstairs because it's coffee o'clock if that's what you mean by making tea.
Can I bring her?

This is all getting a bit confusing.
Stop teaching me new things that I didn't specifically decide to learn.

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I can buzz the seventeen year old and tell her to get her sweet ass upstairs because it's coffee o'clock if that's what you mean by making tea.
Can I bring her?

This is all getting a bit confusing.
Stop teaching me new things that I didn't specifically decide to learn.

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Ok. You'll have to fill in a CV and send in a recent, up-to-date photo of your cock. Just the head and shoulders will do. kthnx.

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I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on :happy:

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If I were to paste that template onto what just transpired between Artie and myself, you're saying Dave is a subject that requires thought. To be fair, you've attempted to focus the origination of rumination from my mind, but it still dons your stamp of credibility. However, given that the Rubik's cube of a personality breakdown of Dave revealed a Bazooka Joe, I'm aghast at the notion that you feel the subject of Dave is anything other than a sequence of neuron misfires.

That's how you do dissimilar vein, noob.

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I work in an all female lab

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Do any of them know the difference between a ketone and a carboxylic acid, or do you all just wash off your fingernail polish with vinegar?

I should have multiquoted earlier, otherwise I end up with way too many posts in a row

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I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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The stern looking ones are the ones who are wondering around looking to sop up the credit. They also say things like, joint effort.

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I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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Is this also why I sometimes confuse you for a gay?

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I can buzz the seventeen year old

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So, is that your official sweet spot then? If you're not trying to play favorites with numbers, just go with nubiles.