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I have yet to watch El Camino. Better Call Saul didn't really connect with me. It seemed more like a backfill than it's own thing-- we know who survives so any real excitement is deflated, and there are only so many pieces of history that are overly important/interesting.

Mr. Robot started out really interesting, but for some reason I abandoned it after about the first season. Maybe I need to start over and binge it.

It's good to know nzb's have made it possible to have entertainment during the apocalypse for the next generation.

My daughter went through a period of obsession with gacha games. I believe it must be a rite of passage for every parent to throw wheelbarrows of money at it to appease their masters children.

Shay...coome out to playyy.
Shay...come out to play.
Shay...come oout to play.
Shaaay...come out to play.
Shay...come out to plaaay.

Yeah nope

Will the real dim Shay D please stand up?

Youse guys are going about it all wrong. Here, let me try.

Shay buddy, this is your promised land. God needs you to return. If you do then we swear that we will let you displace chalice.

I'll even let you bomb my hospitalised children and deprive me of water and electricity and basic human needs.

You'll love it.

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I have yet to watch El Camino. Better Call Saul didn't really connect with me. It seemed more like a backfill than it's own thing-- we know who survives so any real excitement is deflated, and there are only so many pieces of history that are overly important/interesting.

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Given how high the bar was, I also expected supreme greatness, but eventually realized that both were a way of giving fans more Breaking Bad without actually giving them more Breaking Bad and were therefore bound by that limitation. With expectations set accordingly, I believe you'll find them an enjoyable (re)watch. Saul in particular managed to avoid that "but the original never said this bullshit we just came up with didn't happen!" effect which plagues sequels so much :ermm:

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Mr. Robot started out really interesting, but for some reason I abandoned it after about the first season. Maybe I need to start over and binge it.

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First two seasons were excellent. Then it slowly started slowly losing its touch, but still ended on a fairly high note - they wanted to actually quit while they were ahead ;)

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It's good to know nzb's have made it possible to have entertainment during the apocalypse for the next generation.

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eMule is not completely dead either and is apparently well-beloved by fans of foreign cinema.

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My daughter went through a period of obsession with gacha games. I believe it must be a rite of passage for every parent to throw wheelbarrows of money at it to appease their masters children.

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Whole thing's basically legal underage gambling. Make her mow some lawns and shit, then she will eventually realize how bullshit spending money on virtual items is. Or become a Russian hacker.

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Shay...coome out to playyy.
Shay...come out to play.
Shay...come oout to play.
Shaaay...come out to play.
Shay...come out to plaaay.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lQ_MjU4QHw

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I'll even let you bomb my hospitalised children and deprive me of water and electricity and basic human needs.

You'll love it.

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If that doesn't entice him then he's dead.

This might be the most insane thing yet except for all the other insane things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBPRFP-CyI&t=11s

Idol, gimme a film to watch. I am bored like the Eurotunnel. You know my tastes, i.e. fucking excellent and bear in mind I've seen just about everything ever made.

There's a good chap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHbfZiE1D50

We're having an Irish long weekend, me boyos. Just to get us started...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt4y4fH938

Edit: bastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByJo2XTtuVc

For fuck sake.

If the next one redirects, I'm giving up and kneecapping a protestant instead.

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Idol, gimme a film to watch. I am bored like the Eurotunnel. You know my tastes, i.e. fucking excellent and bear in mind I've seen just about everything ever made.

There's a good chap.

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The Boondock Saints or if you've seen everything then Defendor.

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Idol, gimme a film to watch. I am bored like the Eurotunnel. You know my tastes, i.e. fucking excellent and bear in mind I've seen just about everything ever made.

There's a good chap.

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The Boondock Saints or if you've seen everything then Defendor.

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The Boondock Saints, I've seen years ago. Didn't like it. Thought it was wank. Defendor rings a bell, but given your first suggestion, that's probably wank too.

It's got Woody out of Cheers in it, innit. So think I'll give it a tentative whirl.

Mission accomplished.

Give me an example of something that you did like, that would help.

Boondock Saints was honestly mostly for Wilem Dafoe and Saint Patrick's Day. Defendor is a bit subversive, unexpected and sad.

The Wages of Fear or Sorcerer which is the later American version.

I usually go for director filmographies and keep digging until I hit precious metal

David Lynch, the Coens (Miller's Crossing is my fave), Leone, Scorsese, Lumet, Ford, Jodorowski, Ridley Scott (sometimes, The Duellists, his first is one of his best), Hitchcock, Anderson, KUBRICK, Tim Burton has his moments, Kurosowa. These are just off the top of my head. Many more besides. You get the gist.

I'm more interested in directors and writers than wanky actors, though some are indisputably brilliant. You know who they are.

What's happening with the board, fellas? It's driving me fucking nuts. Just a simple 'it's broked' would suffice. Server Too Busy, my arse. :dabs:

Are we getting DDOSed by half a dick jews or what?

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The Duellists, his first is one of his best

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I agree. Always liked that movie. Supposedly, Scott had real difficulty securing the funding to make it.

I remember Manker really enjoyed The Duellists

Any of you spastics watching Invincible on Amazon?

Prolly not. It's fucking outstanding and extraordinary. So do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6IhLcnyuN0

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Any of you spastics watching Invincible on Amazon?

Prolly not. It's fucking outstanding and extraordinary. So do it.

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I watch the first episode about a year ago when the real hype started. I thought it was genuinely terrible. I'd take Invincible the football movie with Wahlberg over this and that movie sucked.

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Any of you spastics watching Invincible on Amazon?

Prolly not. It's fucking outstanding and extraordinary. So do it.

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I watch the first episode about a year ago when the real hype started. I thought it was genuinely terrible. I'd take Invincible the football movie with Wahlberg over this and that movie sucked.

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What are you, twelve? This is epic, groundbreaking shit. There's a lot of ground to lay before we hit hyper speed.

Stretch your fucking synapses and watch it, you fucking 'gimme everything now', adolescent mong.

Another lovely day at the morgue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqj8ZLqqLls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F901pEnKEQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NqJ8t02Y0

Well, I've finally done it. Life's vocation achieved. I have reached dominion and harshed every human from the board. It hasn't been easy, but luckily I take pleasure in my work. Dedicated to my mother who always gave me the encouragement I needed to become supreme cunt of the internets.

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Nah, I'm just opposed to the existential pressures of being judged whether or not I'm human each time I come to the bored. Life is stressful enough without some AI performing a Turing test on me.

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I watch the first episode about a year ago when the real hype started. I thought it was genuinely terrible. I'd take Invincible the football movie with Wahlberg over this and that movie sucked.

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What are you, twelve? This is epic, groundbreaking shit. There's a lot of ground to lay before we hit hyper speed.

Stretch your fucking synapses and watch it, you fucking 'gimme everything now', adolescent mong.

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Oh a cartoon that is ultra-violent, lacks a moral center and revolves around broken relationships and superheroes (and bad voice acting) is groundbreaking? Well fuck me, Ralph Bakshi, anything by Marvel ever and Alan Moore.

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Nah, I'm just opposed to the existential pressures of being judged whether or not I'm human each time I come to the bored. Life is stressful enough without some AI performing a Turing test on me.

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You know the World is fucked up when AI is the one asking you if you're human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtNagNezo8w

You know the part in Terminator 2 where Sarah Connor determines to track down and kill the man behind Skynet? Good idea in retrospect.

I'm half sure that anon is AI. No one is that even-keeled all the time.

Fuck you AI, anon.

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What are you, twelve? This is epic, groundbreaking shit. There's a lot of ground to lay before we hit hyper speed.

Stretch your fucking synapses and watch it, you fucking 'gimme everything now', adolescent mong.

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Oh a cartoon that is ultra-violent, lacks a moral center and revolves around broken relationships and superheroes (and bad voice acting) is groundbreaking? Well fuck me, Ralph Bakshi, anything by Marvel ever and Alan Moore.

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Suit yourself, Palestine. Go back to your obscure, pretentious foreign language, badly lit indulgences and masturbate in your own discerning faeces.