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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

its like the other day, i banged out some sharwoods kung po sauce on to some chicken, skweeky ends up pregnant again!1 :no:

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(Pishflaps)

So, I got a bit of a tax return this past year and decided to consider it free money. I put it all in PokerStars and play at least once a week.

Just won $255 off some fuckface in a single hand. I'm up almost $500 for the night. :01:

Correction - $585! :O

That's like £7 or something I think.

wat!? :o seven pounds sterling would get you a tavern wench for the night with money left for a carriage ride home the next day!1

Stupid merkins. :no:

I need a slut to take a ride on my disco stick. :smilie4:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qkOMm98uyV...TU-webpage.jpg

someone give me a second jawb, i need some moar monies so i can leave the country for a bit :sly: