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3) If you have a headache after making sex it also can be the consequence of Viagra and not of the last drinking. By the way, mixing of alcohol and Viagra is not recommended; in this case alcohol fades the action of Viagra. So you have to choose: either to be drunk or sexually effective, but not both of the pleasures at once.
Where's 1 & 2, Allen? (Before you edit it, like)Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Nitwit.
I have a headache.
Your braincell must be pin-balling about your inner skull, then.
Go and have a wank and a lie down.
What he said
These flids today, Skweeks. :rolleyes: :no:
there's only 3 of us here.
Allen, I know this question has been put to you 2 fucking billion times or more, but why in the name of fuck do you deem it necessary to edit every single one of your fuckwitted posts? It's not like you make them any better by the fucking editing, like. More often, they're even worser.
Take for example your last one...at least you showed you got the joke by rhyming it with my previous. Then you went and edited into something absolutely fucking shite.
You're your own worst enema, mate.
summary of last nights secks.
we had dinner and watched telly for a bit, then we went into my room and laid down and watched anchorman and whilst doing so i removed her clothes, she was wearing this awesome green bra/top type thing, frilly knickers and stockings - epic win. i went down on her and she came then i slapped on a condom (i fucking hate condoms) and went to work, started out on top at first, then did her from behind - jizzed - jobs a good'un. watched the end of the film, went at it again - was going alright, she went on top for a bit - she's flipping awesome on top!1 then i went back on top, it went on for a bit too long and then i just flopped right the fuck out, blamed it on the rubber - she agreed, went to sleep then i made bacon sandwiches for breakfast, seeing her again saturday - everyones a winrar :smilie4:
Qual-a-fucking-teeeeeeee, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Waste of bacon, though.