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Top Gear AU is boring! Can't wait to see Top Gear JP and Top Gear IN.

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Originally Posted by tesco

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

What exactly is there to celebrate tesco? If we celebrate too much the Aboriginals will make us remember when we attempted to give them better living conditions and a education by screaming "stolen generation"

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They don't do that to us. :unsure:

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Maybe you should build some huts and walk around in your underwear?

Justsayin' :shutup:

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

7/10 know one or the other or both.
5/10 know C++, so there must be 2/10 who DON'T know C++, only Java (7-5=2)
But 6/10 know Java so that must mean there are 4/10 who know both C++ and Java. (6-2=4)

So the answer is 2/5 (4/10)

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My assplantation was weigh better.

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Yeah? well probably...

A better question would be how the fuck did the 3/10 people who don't know C++ or Java get a job in the programming team in the first place :idunno:

They were attractive females and banged the directing manager?

Just had Chinese for dinner on Australia Day!

Nothing better than talking to pissed cunts on bookface. <-- See what i did dere?

Barbie: They'll be the guys hired to maintain the old system written entirely in cobol and/or vb6. Or they just got in anyways. HR-departments consist of morons.

,Poopers swallow gag on shitsticks exhale yellow grossness
If you like gargle to it, you'll prolly puke atrocious.
I've hear they've got a sale on down at some greengrocers

Cum piddle widdle spittle should be kept away from eyes
The ones above your nose, youse dicks, not your asian.guys.

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