Letters Of Complaint.

Dear dewy creature that I am currently involved with,

No I do not consider myself "cold" or "unfeeling " for not wishing to take our relationship to "the next level".

Until now I was quite happy was the level that it was at.

However since our conversation I am now thinking that we should instead maybe move back a level.

I will text you with the details.

Yours ardently,
Man Toy.

Dear mother board,
Why have you decided to finally go, you only had to wait 20 some days till i got another one! Your not even a year old and yet, you have been showing signs of aging for the past two months. I believe you just dearly love to piss me off.

Yours sincerely
Pissed off user!

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Dear dewy creature that I am currently involved with,

No I do not consider myself "cold" or "unfeeling " for not wishing to take our relationship to "the next level".

Until now I was quite happy was the level that it was at.

However since our conversation I am now thinking that we should instead maybe move back a level.

I will text you with the details.

Yours ardently,
Man Toy.

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Russian mail-order-brides can be sooo demanding.

I know this from personal experience.
My trunk is full of 'em.

lol no wonder you need new stuff for ya car clocker:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6yD92BLKt0

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Dear dewy creature that I am currently involved with,

No I do not consider myself "cold" or "unfeeling " for not wishing to take our relationship to "the next level".

Until now I was quite happy was the level that it was at.

However since our conversation I am now thinking that we should instead maybe move back a level.

I will text you with the details.

Yours ardently,
Man Toy.

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Russian mail-order-brides can be sooo demanding.

I know this from personal experience.
My trunk is full of 'em.

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I've heard they're kinda like an old Bultaco Pursang; take a new one apart and refit everything by hand, and they'll go like hell for about 45 minutes before needing a total rebuild. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by lynx

Dear Hand,

You clumsy bastard.

That was nearly half a pound of coffee you spilt on the floor.
I ought to make you clear it up on your own.

There's only one word to describe you - WANKER.


Thanks for your attention.

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Too much coffee, perhaps. :mellow:

Dear cricket outside my window,

I know your chirping is intended to attract a mate but let's face facts- it's September now and if you haven't gotten laid yet, a better cricket has won.
You will die a virgin, get over it.

Thanks for your consideration.

Dear last beer,

Why did you leap to your death and ruin the remainder of my night?
Why...


-bd :(

Dear pelvic joints,

you have now completely given out. A crutch does not longer suffice to replace you. It looks like I won't be going out of the house much for the next 9 weeks. I can't believe you have done this to me after 25 years of cooperation.

Skwouch