I think I know what's up with Idol.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

What about the ones who think you have several behavioural disorders and want to dissect you under their giant mental microscope :naughty:

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Would depend on whether she's also undressing me with her eyes. I'm not sure, but I think that's the first time I've heard a woman nickname her vagina, at least you went with a scientific theme (making it cool) instead of calling her Dalia or something.

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Most men would balk at being born down upon by a vagina nicknamed 'the microscope' but I can see you're taking it all in your stride :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Would depend on whether she's also undressing me with her eyes. I'm not sure, but I think that's the first time I've heard a woman nickname her vagina, at least you went with a scientific theme (making it cool) instead of calling her Dalia or something.

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Most men would balk at being born down upon by a vagina nicknamed 'the microscope' but I can see you're taking it all in your stride :smilie4:

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Is stride the correct term to use here? :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Most men would balk at being born down upon by a vagina nicknamed 'the microscope' but I can see you're taking it all in your stride :smilie4:

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I guess most men don't want their open sores being investigated any further.

Did I get a :sick: out of that one?

I think you like being psychologically examined :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by manker

I think you like being psychologically examined :eyebrows:

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So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

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I think you like being psychologically examined :eyebrows:

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So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

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:lol: That's how older Welsh ladies euphemise their lady garden, too. All of them, it seems to me.
It's also a big reason to me latterly applying the moniker to Mary, as she was being something of a vagina at the time.

No offence, Mary. I love vaginas <3

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So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

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:lol: That's how older Welsh ladies euphemise their lady garden, too. All of them, it seems to me.
It's also a big reason to me latterly applying the moniker to Mary, as she was being something of a vagina at the time.

No offence, Mary. I love vaginas <3

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It's still a cunt of a thing to say though manker. :blink:

rofles :happy:

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So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

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:lol: That's how older Welsh ladies euphemise their lady garden, too. All of them, it seems to me.
It's also a big reason to me latterly applying the moniker to Mary, as she was being something of a vagina at the time.

No offence, Mary. I love vaginas <3

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So it's settled then. I wonder what type he is though? I'm thinking probably a Hollywood.

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I wonder what type he is though?

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A unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.