I'm considering posting a thread called 'Cinefilia Laughs At Disabled People'.
The last one went so well.
On the subject, where is Sez now?
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I'm considering posting a thread called 'Cinefilia Laughs At Disabled People'.
The last one went so well.
On the subject, where is Sez now?
Tonight I may watch some of t'arras. I may on the other hand not.
I am currently watching an old grand designs and stealing loads of stand up comedy videos (out in time for Christmas probly)
Ricky Gervais - Science is in an ongoing might watch tonight situation.
I've got a mate in wurk. He reckons he's a stand up comic. To give him his dues, he wurks hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
His name is Mickey Bartlett. He's got some wank Northern Irish sketch show starting next week. It's called LOL. That's how wank it is.
On the strength of that, he'll spend his life doing voice-overs. True story.
Promote me to a Mod, let me lock this thread and finally cash the money. That might work , I hope :)
He may be the Norn Iron version of Patrick Kielty.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I've got a mate in wurk. He reckons he's a stand up comic. To give him his dues, he wurks hard.
His name is Mickey Bartlett. He's got some wank Northern Irish sketch show starting next week. It's called LOL. That's how wank it is.
On the strength of that, he'll spend his life doing voice-overs. True story.
A cunt.
I now Patrick Kielty is from Dundrum btw, I am ignoring that for comedic porpoises.
Do you really take the seeds out of grapes. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by greatseeder
fixed it, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
turned out the onboard graphicks dealy was disabled in the bios, it all wurked fine when I stuck in the graphics card (and a new more powerful psu).:01:
It scores 7.4 on that windaes rating thing now, like.
Check if the onboard graphicks dealy is disabled in the bios, if it is you should turn it on, or stick in a graphics card (maybe think about new more powerful psu)Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Hope that helps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_oKve-bH0Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulCheck if the onboard graphicks dealy is disabled in the bios, if it is you should turn it on, or stick in a graphics card (maybe think about new more powerful psu)Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Hope that helps.
Bo, you shouda definitely posted yon Captain Hindsight vid to the max or something else.
Looking back, I wish I had the power of hindsight.
I'll know you were going to say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I also have the power of deja vu, so I'll know it again later.
Yea I do it with my mouth, how about you?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulDo you really take the seeds out of grapes. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by greatseeder
No thanks, I don't want you to take my seed out with your mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by greatseederYea I do it with my mouth, how about you?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
We've barely met ffs.
Maybe if you bought me a meal, perhaps a nice bottle of wine.
Sup unhealthy little fucking geeks.Guess who is getting back into nerd smashing mode....ME:01:
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1592/49856989.jpg
Just got back from the gym h'actually :snooty:
I don't understand ,how can a set have three distinct phases? Doesn't set 1 just mean that you did 27 push-ups?Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
And if it does congratulations you qualify for being in good shape for a 59 year old.
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This photo contains everything a movie needs to be good and I'm aware that there is no dialogue.
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Beautiful chicks, cars, Guns.Hell yeah! /me off to watch Taxi :D
No explosion. No blood. No 2nd hot, gun toting chick. :Meh. Straight toQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
DVDdownload...
Yeah, but that's just Day 1. The goal is to be able to do 100 push-ups after 4 weeks or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You start of with an initial test, judging by the amount of push-ups you do you can find which week would be the best to start off with. Let's say you do 60 push-ups on your initial test, then it would just be unnecessary to start with "Week 1". It would be too easy and just boring.
I hope you understand my explanation :)
If not, then look for yourself http://hundredpushups.com/
The car transforms into a giant robot and then explodes sending a wall of lethal shrapnel into John Travolta , severing several arteries resulting in an especially bloody and unpleasant death. The woman ( Maggie Grace btw so double points) in need of new transport carjacks a Ferrari 458 Italia which is being driven by a Victoria's Secret super model. Overcome by the raw emotion of their predicament they check into a sleazy motel an proceed to have wild,animalistic lesbian sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNo explosion. No blood. No 2nd hot, gun toting chick. :Meh. Straight toQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
DVDdownload...
The next morning they are awoken by the sound of a huge battle between incredibly skilled CIA assassins and feral vampire ninjas . At the last moment when all appears darkest for our intrepid heroine a giant alien spacecraft incongruously playing cool classic rock music descends from the heavens and a vast army of alien predators riding unicorns embark to apparently save the day .
However a final bittersweet epilogue we learn that John Travolta somehow survived the shrapnel and whist Maggie was preoccupied with world -threatening battles and lesbian sex , went to her house and decapitated her mother.
As for the push-up thing that is seriously one of the silliest exercise programs I have ever seen -taking specificity to the pointless extreme .
Besides pointlessly( oh I already said that) gaining you (maybe ) the ability to do 100 push-ups it's concentration on specific muscles and limited range of motion is a text-book on how not to increase muscle mass/ usable strength.
While I admire the apparent attempt to live in the past at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .
And do some squats and core work ffs.
fnar fnarQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
http://dowzocalypse.com/wp-content/u...0/04/shock.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bofnar fnarQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Oh. I say. Lift it up, and slide it under. :O
That looks like my uncle Rob. He was always a little crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
All sounds quite good except Travola living, and ninja vampires. All have been overdone. Especially Travolta.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The car transforms into a giant robot and then explodes sending a wall of lethal shrapnel into John Travolta , severing several arteries resulting in an especially bloody and unpleasant death. The woman ( Maggie Grace btw so double points) in need of new transport carjacks a Ferrari 458 Italia which is being driven by a Victoria's Secret super model. Overcome by the raw emotion of their predicament they check into a sleazy motel an proceed to have wild,animalistic lesbian sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
The next morning they are awoken by the sound of a huge battle between incredibly skilled CIA assassins and feral vampire ninjas . At the last moment when all appears darkest for our intrepid heroine a giant alien spacecraft incongruously playing cool classic rock music descends from the heavens and a vast army of alien predators riding unicorns embark to apparently save the day .
However a final bittersweet epilogue we learn that John Travolta somehow survived the shrapnel and whist Maggie was preoccupied with world -threatening battles and lesbian sex , went to her house and decapitated her mother.
As for the push-up thing that is seriously one of the silliest exercise programs I have ever seen -taking specificity to the pointless extreme .
Besides pointlessly( oh I already said that) gaining you (maybe ) the ability to do 100 push-ups it's concentration on specific muscles and limited range of motion is a text-book on how not to increase muscle mass/ usable strength.
While I admire the apparent attempt to live in the past at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .
And do some squats and core work ffs.
You know sometimes I imagine what I speak is English and then I realize that I'm just deluding myself.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bofnar fnarQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
thats why i do set 3.and that means 70 in all.also i just got started a few days ago after being off for a year.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I don't understand ,how can a set have three distinct phases? Doesn't set 1 just mean that you did 27 push-ups?Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
And if it does congratulations you qualify for being in good shape for a 59 year old.
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Only sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You know sometimes I imagine what I speak is English and then I realize that I'm just deluding myself.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
What about the rest of the time.
I just want to say something here, that Idle Eyes 747 chap seems like a thoroughly decent sort.
Am I right in this or have I missed something.
He thinks hes a professional movie critic.
machida won:dry:
Guess Rampage took too much time off from fighting to focus on his movie "career" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I think you're a mongoloid or speaking in movie terms, I think you're a mongoloid.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
i kinda look like that kid from gran torino but i am not asian
Uwe Boll's Rampage is actually pretty good in comparison to his other films. He needs a tripod though.Quote:
Originally Posted by gamesoverGuess Rampage took too much time off from fighting to focus on his movie "career" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
You mean the one that got raped?Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Dunno but i'd way fuck those two ginger twins at the bottom there :o
/Wa'gwan, breadbins :smilie4:
Off work today and tomorrow and the second half of next week ftw :01: ...why's someone bumping my 'freds from two years ago :eyebrows:
Off to see that Skyline tonight with teh misses, looks like a massive pile of american shite :01: