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Well said, t5!Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Other people also have cancer, diabetes, arthritis, etc. You should stop whining about the things you don't have & be happy with the things you do. Especially when the thing you are whining about is something that is within your power to control.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Looks like we're onto something. Oleg, have you thought about giving cancer a try? Supposedly you live close enough to JFK or Laguardia, just buy a ticket and go through the x-ray machines over and over again until they say you're ticket's too old to let you pass. Be sure to milk your time for each instance you go through. If anyone gets suspicious, just let them know you're trying to catch a bit of cancer. Hopefully, you'll start growing some tumors after that and maybe full on metastasis. THEN, and only then, should you try your luck again with the ladies... that is if you aren't too sick to maintain a social life.
He could microwave his testicles.
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The beanbag/pogostick maneuvers they did on that episode was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Yesterday, somebody who works in the college called my house and told me that losers like me who had been dismissed from the college because of an inadequate academic performance would be able to attend a meeting on Friday. During that meeting, we will discuss what we should do in order to be readmitted into the college. Well, hopefully, I'll be able to hear some good news on Friday.
Edit: he didn't call me a loser, by the way. I called myself a loser.
You, for once, make a valid point. I'm sure the other students who lose valuable class time due to your lack of self-control will be thrilled to have you back. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
http://i.imgur.com/Z93tW.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
That's the email I received:
The Faculty Council Committee on Course and Standing is the governing body that reviews applications and has implemented guidelines for readmission for those students whose GPA is below a 2.0.
The submission period for your completed Readmission/Reinstatement application for the Fall 2012 semester is Wednesday, February 1 through 8, 2012. Late applications will not be accepted.
Please note: The Office of Academic Standing is closed on weekends.
To be considered for readmission, you will need to:
ü Attend a mandatory Fall 2012 Readmission/Reinstatement Workshop that will be held Friday, October 28, 2011 at 3:00pm, in room 242, in the Brooklyn College Library.
ü Confirm your attendance to participate in the workshop by responding to this email by Thursday, October 27, 2011.
ü Be absent from Brooklyn College for at least one year (two semesters) and provide evidence that you are now capable of performing at the level required to prevent a second and final dismissal. Students previously dismissed from Brooklyn College two or more times will not be considered for readmission.
ü Prepare a detailed academic plan, along with dated official documentation explaining how you will achieve academic success and what new approaches you will take in order to graduate. Bring this plan to your scheduled appointment with the faculty advisor in your anticipated major department.
ü Provide a typed, dated and signed, Reinstatement appeal letter.
ü Provide dated official documentation along with your Reinstatement appeal letter, which explains the conditions that caused unsatisfactory academic performance.
ü Provide dated official documentation which explains steps taken to overcome performance barriers, or that the conditions are being resolved.
ü Provide a completed Fall 2012 semester Departmental Position Statement form in a sealed departmental envelope. All students must contact and schedule an appointment to meet with their Major Department’s Chairperson, Deputy, or Faculty Advisor as soon as possible to meet the submission period February 1 through 8, 2012 (print attached form).
Man... I gotta take a shower and brush my teeth and then go to that workshop. How can I force my lazy ass to do that? It's now 12:40 p.m...
No one wants to read that shit. Just fucking go. Do you think anyone else loved all their college courses? Of course not; I downright loathed some of them, but you suck it up and go anyways as it's a means to an end. Quit your fucking belly-aching and shit or get off the pot. No one wants to come here to read your whining. Sheesh...
Yeah. Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.