Oh go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
A unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Oh go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyA unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Everyone tells me to do that, but they forget that I lose the flexibility when I get hard :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousOh go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.
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Originally Posted by manker
You know oddly enough that's the sort of thing I take pains to avoid.
Did he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
When I was 16 my gay mate took me to a gay bar called the Black Cap in Camden, Londonshire. One minute I was having my pint stolen and the next I was watching a man dressed as an S&M policeman putting first a truncheon and then his own penis up his bum. I didn't like it much.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In a way, I encouraged him because we all bet him a quid that he couldn't do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You know oddly enough that's the sort of thing I take pains to avoid.
I have literally no idea but you don't always get bacterial infections from sticking your cawk inside an arse. At least that's true with female arses.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDid he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Maybe you've just discovered the true cause of aids :o
It made me feel a bit sick also.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhen I was 16 my gay mate took me to a gay bar called the Black Cap in Camden, Londonshire. One minute I was having my pint stolen and the next I was watching a man dressed as an S&M policeman putting first a truncheon and then his own penis up his bum. I didn't like it much.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I mean sick as in pig sick. His cawk was enormous. I made a mental note there and then never to consent to intercourse with any of the girls he'd been with.
Luckily, the last time I saw him he was still a virgin, so his gigantic appendage didn't impinge upon my sexual proclivities :01:
When did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Jebus. Women aren't all libido driven rapists, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhen did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've actually met some very polite ones who meekly enquire as to my willingness and just move right along if I say no.
Hahahaha! Good one Manky :glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerJebus. Women aren't all libido driven rapists, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I've actually met some very polite ones who meekly enquire as to my willingness and just move right along if I say no.
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