Last one to post wins the internets

Day off work injured ftw. Mornsup interweblets.

injured ewe say?

Stop sticking your cock in the donut holes SE...no haha can you imagine?

Skyline is so awesome! I'm super, duper, serial. was a bit lyke district 9 :smilie4:

Did Machida really win.

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I think the greater question (due to frequency) is, "Can my dog get ME pregnant?" :O

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Skyline is so awesome! I'm super, duper, serial. was a bit lyke district 9 :smilie4:

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It got 14% on rottentomatoes. :lol: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyline_2010/

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Did Machida really win.

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Negative. Rampage won a split decision.

Stunner of the night was Penn's KO of Hughes in 21 seconds.

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Skyline is so awesome! I'm super, duper, serial. was a bit lyke district 9 :smilie4:

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It got 14% on rottentomatoes. :lol: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyline_2010/

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Wrong cunting post to reply to.

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Did Machida really win.

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Negative. Rampage won a split decision.

Stunner of the night was Penn's KO of Hughes in 21 seconds.

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That's what I thought. Machida took it reasonably well, but I reckon he thought he was getting the decision.

I downloaded it for the bhoy and I was pretty sure that's what had happened.

Which celebrity has the most body-parts in his / her name.

Spoiler: Show

Tony Hancock. (4)

If you can say 'Beer Can' in a good, English accent, then you can say 'Bacon' in a good Jamaican accent.

We were there, but now we're here (Difficult for foreign dyslexics).

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injured ewe say?

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Not anymore. :idunno:

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Negative. Rampage won a split decision.

Stunner of the night was Penn's KO of Hughes in 21 seconds.

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That's what I thought. Machida took it reasonably well, but I reckon he thought he was getting the decision.

I downloaded it for the bhoy and I was pretty sure that's what had happened.

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The first two round were really a draw.Machida was doing his karate stuff, Backing up playing it smart and rampage was trying to attack with only punching strikes and pushing lyoto to the cage.Round two was much of the same.All the while machida was softening jackson up with some leg strikes.No clear winner and i would call it a draw.Round three was machida in a big way.Rocked rampage and got a take down.He was also going for submissions and did some ninja shit to stop rampage from slamming him in the octagon.Rampage was in real danger in that round.The fight end'd and jackson raised machidas arm to show he felt lyoto won the fight.But when they announced he had actually won his eyes grew wide and was all loike O_O.Dana white already said that there wouldent be a rematch so thats not happening.I dint see the first shogun rua fight between lyoto but they might of realized they made a mistake and there and tried to knock him down one?Either way rampage wont be able defeat shogun neither will machida.

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lol ziggy nice csi meme, it's so true.

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Then its off to the gym for some man showers :naughty:

Piratebay comments >*

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hey fucko what country u from? i doubt whatever shit 3rd world foreign country ur in has better production than america even when we make shit movies they are better than urs. thanks to the uploader! will seed for weed...

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hey fucko what country u from? i doubt whatever shit 3rd world foreign country ur in has better production than america even when we make shit movies they are better than urs.

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i bench you and yo mama

I doubt that very much good Sir as my mother is of a large size and peculiar shape. Such a statement is, quite frankly, preposterous :snooty:

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off wurk today and watching countdown for the first time in ages!! Whoever they've got to replace Vorderman is fucking stunning!! I'd love to shit all over her!!!!!1

just watched the new family guy, no fucking idea when any of those 'merkins were at the end of it when it went all real life, one of them was meant to be a comedian? Hard to say which one :dabs: though the burd sounded lyke the woman bear off of cleveland :eyebrows:

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/went out last night and it was fucking shit! was with the misses, one of her m8s had their birthday. i was the only bloke there, well there was this one other nob but he was an absolute dickhead. he just seemed excited to be outside, with women. Drinking with large groups of wimins is never fun. especially when one of them is your misses :dabs:

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I think what might have happened is you found yourself in a brightly lit bar standing next to a large mirror :pinch:

just had a bath, not had one in ages. Not cos I'm dirty lyke, i'm primarily a shower man. Our shower is broken, I'd forgotten how dull baths are. I shaved my cawk and ballsack and then tried to do a pikachu right above it (as the misses is quite fond of pikachu) but it ended up looking like one of those dinosaurs with the long necks. The moral of the story is don't try :dabs:

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I'm having potato / cabbage cake things with an egg and red onion gravy. :unsure:

I was cutting a hedge today with one of those long-reach hedge trimmers. I'd climbed up inside, to trim the top (it was about 12ft). I overbalanced while stretching and fell head first in to the hedge, still holding the trimmer. My mate said he could only see my leg sticking out the top. :pinch:

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Does that mean blokes are going to pish on you.

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I'm having potato / cabbage cake things with an egg and red onion gravy. :unsure:

I was cutting a hedge today with one of those long-reach hedge trimmers. I'd climbed up inside, to trim the top (it was about 12ft). I overbalanced while stretching and fell head first in to the hedge, still holding the trimmer. My mate said he could only see my leg sticking out the top. :pinch:

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Have you settled down or something else, Something Else.

In other news, it's Rachel Riley, Mulder.

It's been eight years, and she got all excited about an ultrasound of her wrist. Broody.

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Quality to the macs, mate.

You know it makes sence.

did you say new family guy?

Anyone seen this yet: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1684915/ ?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

wurksup, worthless drones... :coffee:

thus far this morning i have virtualized a HDD, ghosted an image to another HDD, bought a massive coffee from round the corner and sorted out a problem with M$Wurd wot someone was having.

It's hard (hard, lol :blushing:) being this awesome, never knowing if one day you're going to wake up dead from an awesome overdose, except you can't wake up because you died or something else... :eyebrows:

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?