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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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manker
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Mr. Mulder
The big telly caused more upset last night :no: in my front room is where my PC also lives. I had to do some work last night, proper boring stuffs that involved typing in all kinds of letters and numbers that had to be correct. The misses had Casualty on at a deafening sound. Told her to turn it down or do something else. She turns it down then starts talking to her self :huh: so I said Hoi! Stfu!! Then she went mental and said "I was talking to my self not you!"
Its not like I can just drag my PC into the next room (where another also big telly lives!) Stupid wimins <_<
Two big tellies, you posh merchant banking bar-steward. You'll be adopting endangered childrens like Madonna did next. Or Woody Allen :sly:
One of them is a real life stollen item that a meight "gave me" for a tenner which is why I don't have a remote for it. True story :smilie4:
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Could he not steal a remote for it as well.
Shell fish bar steward.
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I looked on eBay for a remote for it, 20 squids! The telly didn't even cost that much! Its how they get ewe <_<
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With all of mulder's home furnishing issues, I think it's destiny that I spotted this. Do you need me to help you acquire this, mulder?
http://i.imgur.com/VaXd0Oz.png
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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IdolEyes787
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manker
The only O'Brien I know is the transporter operator. Tried to google but it thought your quote emanated from an Irish feminist, which clearly isn't true ...
Or is it :eyebrows:
Geez, like read a book or something.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=O%E2%...o%27brien+1984
Also the transport operator is clearly Jason Statham so that's just stupid.
That book is awful. 1984 was nothing like that, totally impossible to suspend disbelief.
I don't remember that particular year very well other than there was a pop man who brought pop to our street but my parents always said that council pop was just as nice, so quit whining.
It was the same kind of story with the ice-cream man, they brooked no truck with him. The milk man is another story altogether but I think I've documented that.
Despite what adster might believe, parents are wankers when you're a we'an.
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mjmacky
With all of mulder's home furnishing issues, I think it's destiny that I spotted this. Do you need me to help you acquire this, mulder?
http://i.imgur.com/VaXd0Oz.png
Free black cum you say? I'm listening... :eyebrows:
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Works do today, innit.
I'm all dressed up in a santa hoodie and sparkly xmas hat. The rest of my apparel is decidedly non-festive, although I may get baubles braided into my beard later if time allows.
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Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all :smilie4:
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Mr. Mulder
Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all :smilie4:
What about the hawt new burds, surely you can't hate them.
I'd be happy if some of them didn't turn up to mine (not the rly hawt one obv), paying for people to get spangled for 12 hours isn't as much fun as it sounds :dabs:
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manker
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Mr. Mulder
Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all :smilie4:
What about the hawt new burds, surely you can't hate them.
I'd be happy if some of them didn't turn up to mine (not the rly hawt one obv), paying for people to get spangled for 12 hours isn't as much fun as it sounds :dabs:
Putting a tenner behind the bar at 'Spoons is overly generous IMO, I hope you told them to be in for 9 Saturday <_<
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I don't particularly enjoy Christmas, but I haven't been to a holiday office party yet that didn't meet my gold* standard.
*free alcohol
I'm unemployed now, so no free black outs this year.
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Mr. Mulder
Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all :smilie4:
Jinx
I could have gone but plumped for something else.
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JPaul
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Mr. Mulder
Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all :smilie4:
Jinx
I could have gone but plumped for something else.
It was a choice between going to that massive gayfest or liberating Skyrim from its imperial overlords.
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Mr. Mulder
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JPaul
Jinx
I could have gone but plumped for something else.
It was a choice between going to that massive gayfest or liberating Skyrim from its imperial overlords.
I have absolutely no idea what you just said, however i am sure you made the correct decision.
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JPaul
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Mr. Mulder
It was a choice between going to that massive gayfest or liberating Skyrim from its imperial overlords.
I have absolutely no idea what you just said, however i am sure you made the correct decision.
Only if he was accompanied by nude vixens. Modding has done wonders for Skyrim replay value.
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It's just like random sounds, it truly is.
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My office christmas party involves everyone (Both of them) going on holiday while I have to work over chrimbo. :emo:
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id go just for the food and drink
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weenden
id go just for the food and drink
So you would miss out on the ...
Suggested answers below.
1, Dancing
2, Acapella singing
3, Sense of well being that comes with friendship
4, Chance of coitus
5, Vomiting for hours
6, Pishing the bed
You're missing out on the best bits of the night Wee Enden.
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Rogue One. Prepare to be depressed.:mellow:
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No shit. You ruined my expectations.
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It's not a bad movie but given the intended audience I wasn't expecting Glory.
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IdolEyes787
Rogue One. Prepare to be depressed.:mellow:
Rogue Two: Pre-Pair Uranus.
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Techincally can't pre-pair anything as you've either paired it or you haven't.
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JPaul
:lol: :earl:
This seems like a cleverly orchestrated attack. I love it.
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Went and had a tooth out today, first extraction since I was a small supple boy. It for some reason took over 4 years to get the appointment which is pretty damn good for NHS standards. It was of course at a hospital nowhere near where I live and took a train and a bus to get to it.
I got to the hospital late morning and it was pretty much empty, just the receptionist woman in sight. I said wachya cunt, where do I go for mouth stuffs. She pointed to an empty hallway, I followed it to an empty waiting room. Sat down then was called up 20 minutes early. Sat down where a little Arab fella injected me a few times (after me signing something that said he might fuck it up but its not his fault). He then got a hard metal stick thing with a thing on the end and stabbed it a lot, hard. When he saw that wasn't working he got the pliers out and with a few twists out it came. I said cheers cunt and left.
It was fine on the walk to the station and fine on the train. Then when I got onto the bus the anesthetic had spread to my eye which half closed and leaked (female style) and then I started drooling blood, the hour flew by and then I was home. Success.
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You have heard of Dentists I assume.
They do the same thing, without such a long wait and nearer where you live.
No need to go to Arabia to get this type of stuff done.
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Some teeth are connected to sacks in your face, it sounds menthol but its probably true :eyebrows:
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I think someone wanted you to pay them a shed load of money so they made stuff up.
That's your typical Arabian for you.
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If I had a camel and a wife with mutilated genitals for every thyme I've fallen for that :no:
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JPaul
You have heard of Dentists I assume.
They do the same thing, without such a long wait and nearer where you live.
I've been to a dentist in the UK. Once.
I do not recommend that experience.
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Two troublesome youths got on the bus this morning and the driver turned the bus off and announced that the youths had to get off or he'd call the police. Apparently they had been spitting at buses after getting off them :huh: they of course didn't get off so the driver got out of his seat, walked past me and right up to them and said "seriously, I'm not taking this bus anywhere with you two on it, off now or I'll call the police". The leader of the two replied with " fuck off m8 call them then". Driver calls them, police say they'll be 40 minutes. Driver radios his boss to explain, boss says you can't wait that long just take them. Youths get off at their stop, spit at the bus then leg it like bosses :smilie4:
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Mr. Mulder
Two troublesome youths got on the bus this morning and the driver turned the bus off and announced that the youths had to get off or he'd call the police. Apparently they had been spitting at buses after getting off them :huh: they of course didn't get off so the driver got out of his seat, walked past me and right up to them and said "seriously, I'm not taking this bus anywhere with you two on it, off now or I'll call the police". The leader of the two replied with " fuck off m8 call them then". Driver calls them, police say they'll be 40 minutes. Driver radios his boss to explain, boss says you can't wait that long just take them. Youths get off at their stop, spit at the bus then leg it like bosses :smilie4:
Dave probably didn't want to do it but Bo told him that he was a poof if he didn't.
Spitting at buses after getting off, though. Never heard of that before - you've got a new breed of chav in the Queen's England and they're perfectly harmless.
Also, m8, wtf is happening to you? All this medical treatment. I think it's because of your clean living.
The human body needs a certain amount of alcohol and/or goofball poison to train itself for fights against bacteria and aids. Someone explained it to me once but I'm fucked if I remember the science details as I was pished at the time.
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I'm trying to have a minimum of x2 takeaway pizzas a week to balance it out lyke but fear it might not be enough...
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manker
The human body needs a certain amount of alcohol and/or goofball poison to train itself for fights against bacteria and aids. Someone explained it to me once but I'm fucked if I remember the science details as I was pished at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkiWvdOl4Dg
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Well, there we are. Thanks, Idol. Proof positive, if it was ever needed after my eloquent surmisation.
Mulder, you'd better start getting pished and stoned - or else enjoy your mouth and brain aids for eternity or until you die :smilie4:
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not if I kill my self first :shifty: