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it wasn't anything that bad really, it was about 3 in the morning and the clubs were shutting and the roughest, ugliest roughest burd asked me to walk her home, i was beyond fucked so i said sure - got talking to her and she lived miles away! and as we were walking i was starting to sober up to notice she was covered in really shit tattoos and had cuts on her face, apparently she'd been fighting and she was in her late thirties and had gone out by her self and she was rough as fuck and we got to hers and then i was more or less sober and realised what was gonna happen, she took off her skirt so i just got up and walked out her door closing it behind me, there is no way i could ever ever ever shag someone like that. she was awefull, thank fuck i left when i did. took me ages to work out where i was and get back to my flat :no:

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it wasn't anything that bad really, it was about 3 in the morning and the clubs were shutting and the roughest, ugliest roughest burd asked me to walk her home, i was beyond fucked so i said sure - got talking to her and she lived miles away! and as we were walking i was starting to sober up to notice she was covered in really shit tattoos and had cuts on her face, apparently she'd been fighting and she was in her late thirties and had gone out by her self and she was rough as fuck and we got to hers and then i was more or less sober and realised what was gonna happen, she took off her skirt so i just got up and walked out her door closing it behind me, there is no way i could ever ever ever shag someone like that. she was awefull, thank fuck i left when i did. took me ages to work out where i was and get back to my flat :no:

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So you poked her then :smilie4:

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

My mum's cat had to be put down today. I dug a hole and buried it.

:(

Dewd.

I just rewatched Tank Girl. It still pwns.

They should all lez out at the end, though.

When that Tank Girl fillum came out here, there was a big premiere in the west end. They had tankgirl driving a pink tank down the road. Me and my mates chased it and hung on to it for a ride. Charvers. :no:

What. The proper real actual Tank Girl?

cos I'd hit that.

Yup. The real one. Hawt like a fox.

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srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

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Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?:unsure:

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srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

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Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?:unsure:

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Stop using skweeky's account Gem, yah hun bar steward.

I was referring to Royston

Gem once spent the night in the jail in Royston. And he was wearing a suit. :no:

Royston? :unsure:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU[/youtube]

Thank jeebus for idiots. They don't feel like wot we do, I'm fairly certain, so I don't have to pull my metaphorical punches.

EDit: And that's tonight's posting caught up with and sorted. Bai.

Just got a text from Mel :wub:

i met her when i went back home for that big piss up, she's 27, 5'2, short brown hair and has the sexiest little bum :lookaroun

weirdly enough she's exactly 10 years older than my last misses and has the exact same job working in an opticians, different chain of opticians though but still... :eyebrows:

Kim's got her Geordie friend around and she's a ginger, that means I double don't trust her ....i'm watching her :sneaky:

What happened to the 36 year old? She sounded hawt.

:pinch:

I agree with cheebus. You could have least have take pics :dry:

I'm trying out a new monitor, btw. It's fucking awesome +1.

So you're seeing Mel and Kim?

fnarf

I'm a VGA cable short of a working PC. :emo:

Welp. They forgot to include a power cable wot works in sweden with mine, I'll be set if I ever bring it to engeraland, though.

I had to scrounge one from an older 'puter I had sitting on a table cos it's a classic, like.

I just nicked a spare cable wot no one uses, well they don't need it if it hasn't got a computer plugged into it.

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So you're seeing Mel and Kim?

fnarf

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:pinch:

I got myself a cool new trouser suit type of thing. It's wicked.

I'm a bit sad.

Just had dinner out in the garden with some friends and that will be the last time ever we do that here. We are moving when we get back from holiday. End of an era really. I am looking forward to having a bigger place and being closer to everyone we know, but I have so many memories here.

This is where Gem and I first lived as a married couple. Pretty much built our lives together here and it was Ben's first home.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...ature-golf.jpg

:lol:

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http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...ature-golf.jpg

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Lol.

Their "My hobby is saying "pun intended" on the end of random sentences" sketch has kept us in good material today.

Pun intended.

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I'm a bit sad.

Just had dinner out in the garden with some friends and that will be the last time ever we do that here. We are moving when we get back from holiday. End of an era really. I am looking forward to having a bigger place and being closer to everyone we know, but I have so many memories here.

This is where Gem and I first lived as a married couple. Pretty much built our lives together here and it was Ben's first home.

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He'll always be Scottish. Fact.

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I'm a bit sad.

Just had dinner out in the garden with some friends and that will be the last time ever we do that here. We are moving when we get back from holiday. End of an era really. I am looking forward to having a bigger place and being closer to everyone we know, but I have so many memories here.

This is where Gem and I first lived as a married couple. Pretty much built our lives together here and it was Ben's first home.

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He'll always be Scottish. Fact.

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:h4r5h:

Great. I'm leaving for Crete tomorrow and this morning I wake up to find that Mount Etna has relocated to my chin. How fucking rude. :snooty:

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http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...ature-golf.jpg

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Lol.

Their "My hobby is saying "pun intended" on the end of random sentences" sketch has kept us in good material today.

Pun intended.

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xkcd, mang

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-las...postcount15150

Also

How do I set up one of those donation thingies, I need about 80 million spond.

I'm going to be next owner of newcastle if this works:smilie4:

Do a name in your sig. Innit.

Quote to see the code. Maybe. :unsure: