If'in we don't hear from youself wiffin a week, then we'll resolved that you'll've shot yourself and the Texas border'll've gained itself another hundred rednecks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
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If'in we don't hear from youself wiffin a week, then we'll resolved that you'll've shot yourself and the Texas border'll've gained itself another hundred rednecks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
In retrospect. I have no fucking idea what I meant with the above, Skiz, so I'm hoping you'll forgive me.
I hear Ciudad Juárez has great bike trails if ur near the border.
When I do that, I usually keep schtum and hope people think I'm being esoteric and that they're the only one who didn't get the joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Like the Emperor's New Clothes, but with badly drawn words.
Regarding Idol, he's all to fuck but he does it on porpoise.
I tried to take him to task once but I think that's his goal because it only served to perpetuate the punctuation pebble-dash.
Btw, skizo, wtf is SXSW :blink:
I've roped along with that in numerous cases, admittedly. But at some point you begin being Zed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhen I do that, I usually keep schtum and hope people think I'm being esoteric and that they're the only one who didn't get the joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Like the Emperor's New Clothes, but with badly drawn words.
And at that point, unless you're Zed, you're fucked.
I'm not as confident as you in zed's non-fuckedness
Last time he came back, he was on about melting plastic in the oven with his son.
I don't even.
Maybe this explanation is not specifically directed towards you, but for clarity's sake that is Mark Foley. He's a former Floridian congressman who resigned in shame when it was discovered he was conducting inappropriate relationships with young page boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I only apologize for the nonsense in 0.2 % of my posts containing such, where are you currently sitting at?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Why the fuck would he melt his son in the oven with some plastic! That's fucking horrible! You can go on about the pedals all you like but that is seriously fucked up! :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Grief your ass seized.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It's not as bad as it sounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWhy the fuck would he melt his son in the oven with some plastic! That's fucking horrible! You can go on about the pedals all you like but that is seriously fucked up! :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The oven is an old disused gas chamber which the family camp out in occasionally to melt plastic and talk about dead jews.
orite. i thought it was your dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyMaybe this explanation is not specifically directed towards you, but for clarity's sake that is Mark Foley. He's a former Floridian congressman who resigned in shame when it was discovered he was conducting inappropriate relationships with young page boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
'Merkin politics, who gives a shit, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. I will always capitalize after the 'Postrophe and start sentences with it as much as opportunity allows.
:lol:
git
So where do comments like Yeehaw fit into the grand scheme of things macktacular hmmmmm?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky'Merkin politics, who gives a shit, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. I will always capitalize after the 'Postrophe and start sentences with it as much as opportunity allows.
I would explain if I made the effort to find out where I last yeehawed you. As it stands, I'm nearly passing out, time for my reprieve.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisSo where do comments like Yeehaw fit into the grand scheme of things macktacular hmmmmm?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
P.S. Loved your srsbzns post in the drawering room, incapable of replying now but will in near future.
more posts in the drawing room? fuck's sake. I never normally check there.
I might have to start widening my circle.
You'll need new crayons. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Crayons to widen my circle.
Oo-er.
I'm GMT+13 so at 12:36 a.m. after a long, long day my wit, such that it is, is somewhat blunted. I know we have oodles of chemists ready to extoll the virtues of various substances of an upperish formulation, but I'm about ready to fall asleep in my coffee. :bye:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Everyone's leaving me :cry:
In other news, Moebius is dead.:no:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=501zc...eature=related
South By Southwest.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wtf it is is slightly complex. It's a huge annual music and film event here in Austin. The city is absolutely packed with artists and celebs. It's tough to go out on the town and not see a couple of recognizable faces or at least one of the big stars. I started coming to SXSW about 15 years ago when it was $25 for a wristband and all the music was exclusive to 6th Street. Now it's around $550 (12 pounds) just for the music wristband, takes place all over downtown and there are literally countless shows going on all day and night. The number must be in the thousands over just a six day period.
It's become well known for it's secret shows over the years. Metallica showed up and played a full set to around 3,000 people. Kanye showed up a couple years ago and played in a small venue. Rumor has it he'll be here again this year. Yesterday, Jay-Z showed up at the interactive portion to promote something and played a short set to a very limited crowd. Lady Gaga is rumored to have a secret show somewhere. Anyhow, if you like live music there's nothing quite like it. :)
Why couldn't it be someone no one would miss, like, idk, Michael Bay or Ron Paul :(
ffs, I just read some of his stuff as well, and was sort of thinking that it'd be nice if he came out with something new.
I'm talking something like Incal here, not Blueberry, ofc.
Just having a bit of juvenile fun with Google translate's regional pronunciations ("listen" icon clicks).
British: manker yanked on my wanker
American: manker yanked on my wanker
For direct comparison I used the exact same words, but this is how the Brits would really say it:
British version of the manker wanker yanker
:glag: :glag:
They both sounded the same to me but, fuck, I giggled.
Sounds like you'll be leaning the fuck all over several balustrades before the week is out.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizSouth By Southwest.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wtf it is is slightly complex. It's a huge annual music and film event here in Austin. The city is absolutely packed with artists and celebs. It's tough to go out on the town and not see a couple of recognizable faces or at least one of the big stars.
Also:
:lol: :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
As was I. If you're curious, going to www.google.com/ncr stops the local redirect from occurring. The only problem is that it saves to your cookies.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by manker
8 yrs here we cumAlongwith25kposts
Can someone do the math?
I just poked myself in the eye, hurts dunnint.
I seriously considered calling someone a fuckwit :earl: Decided I don't hate my job enough, tho. I didn't get laid off once for doing it without learning something :pro:
Middle management equals lack of imagination, and general fail, tho.
Not the boss of me, obv. I answer directly to the proper boss-man, thank jebus.
Can't you do it with humour?
idrc if someone here calls me a fuckwit if either I'm being a fuckwit or if it's accompanied with an eyebrow raise or an awkward smile.
Got two hawt burds off today, one is ill, which is fair enough, I'll pay her as normal. The other one has an ill kid and she thinks he is too ill for her to leave with the kid's grandmother.
I've never had this before :eyebrow:
It's not like he will get better any quicker if she doesn't go to work and ... well ... I've had to make my own cawfee once already today and I've even answered the phone.
I'll address this question to those of you who aren't unemployable doletards: what would your employer do in this situation? Is a sick child a valid reason for time off work?
It's a better excuse than I'd be able to use. Such as "last night's late night fast food isn't sitting well" and "Time got away from me while playing the XBOX".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're just not being creative enough! Take your first excuse example, simply working the word 'explosive' into the description will bring about an amazing reaction from the employer, a shaking of the head as they inform you that that is enough information, and come back when you are better.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt's a better excuse than I'd be able to use. Such as "last night's late night fast food isn't sitting well" and "Time got away from me while playing the XBOX".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not sure about the second one though.... probably a complete falsehood is the only way to shine that one up.....