I can't get rid of my fucking thoughts. I can't understand shit.
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I can't get rid of my fucking thoughts. I can't understand shit.
Stfu, Oleg. Your attention seeking is akin to that of a socially awkward 12 year old middle child.
Stop being so insular and, instead, look for reasons as to why Darth Rings is grooming you.
And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.
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Originally Posted by manker
Sometimes the internets is kind to me. This thread was like magic trousers, where every single time you put your hand in your pocket, you pull out a squid. You think to yourself, 'there can't possibly be another squid in there', but there is.
Their spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...ed-prick-is-it
Squid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahSquid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.
Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyTheir spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...ed-prick-is-it
I'm peremptorily masticating.
Yeah. I was worried you meant that, I decided you meant a magical pair of trousers that had never-ending squid in the pockets.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisIt wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.
The sheer uselessness of the repetitive squid pulling wouldn't detract from the, frankly, inspiring spectacle of something surprisingly good transpiring from something so mundane as a bloke wearing trousers.
And there's a symmetry there, with this thread.
My point still stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisIt wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.
Bit of a non sequitur though, wasn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahMy point still stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis