cuz U can't say bottoms up if you do that
If U become born again, R U required to have two bellybuttons?
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cuz U can't say bottoms up if you do that
If U become born again, R U required to have two bellybuttons?
only if have a naval occupation
what would you call a desert if it got flooded?
an ocean
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
your letters are returned unread
where is the perfect example kept?
hidden
If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's allowed to serve fat people?
because they live off the fat of the land
why do they call them deep sea divers when they jump in?
Because they're emotionally dedicated (aka deeply involved) to the plunge
Why dive down when you could also fly up?
you need to be full of gas to fly
soldiers march, why not april?
Because she is my daughter so they ain`t coming anywhere close*
Why does grass have to be greener on the other side?
* not really although April is a nice name
so that you will not get confused when mowing the lawn
why does all pop music sound the same?