Riddler's Gauntlet-reloaded

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Originally posted by Illuminati@27 June 2003 - 05:52
Mr Wizard should rather be called Master Wizard - He's a baby.

Now I'm getting tobacco withdrawal - Gimme my cigar! :w00t:

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:lol: Give the man his stogie already ! ;)

OK, here we go....round three:

You've come home from work and through the front window you see the neighbors' asshole dog inside your house, snarling & growling at you. The note on the door says that your wife was asked to dog-sit for the weekend and she's gone out for a few hours. You really need to get in your house immediately but you know without a doubt that the dog hates you and given the slightest opportunity, won't hesitate to tear your arm off. How are you going to enter your house ?

I'm guessing that you'd have to get a female dog in the house to distract the dog while you get in and get what you need. If you need to stay in a lot longer, just use the female dog to attract the arsehole dog out of the house while you do a mickey and dive in and shut him out of the house :devil:

This is one which I'm not sure is right - There is a riddle similar to this, where instead there's a smart-arse kid who tries to sneak into an apple orchard while there's a Doberman in it. My answer's kinda a variation from that.

Now while this cigar's still smoking, should I start a trick where I smoke a cigar through each nostril and exhale through my mouth? ;)

One word:

Shotgun

lol :D

no idea b/c this seems to have too many possiblities
for answers.

Sorry about the delay.....damn real world ! ;)

Anyway, both answers get top marks for creativity but, I'm afraid that cigar's in danger of getting wet................the answer you will see, is quite a bit simpler than that. Read the question carefully, and consider exactly what it's asking you ? B)

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Originally posted by Riddler@29 June 2003 - 12:04
Sorry about the delay.....damn real world ! ;)

Anyway, both answers get top marks for creativity but, I'm afraid that cigar's in danger of getting wet................the answer you will see, is quite a bit simpler than that. Read the question carefully, and consider exactly what it's asking you ? B)

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You've come home from work and through the front window you see the neighbors' asshole dog inside your house, snarling & growling at you. The note on the door says that your wife was asked to dog-sit for the weekend and she's gone out for a few hours. You really need to get in your house immediately but you know without a doubt that the dog hates you and given the slightest opportunity, won't hesitate to tear your arm off. How are you going to enter your house ?

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Judging by what you just said (my emphasis on the bold), I'm guessing by opening the front door and walking in through the open door ;) Maybe I'm thinking too simple, but it seems that the dog's a red herring to distract you.

Geez, you're gonna get yellow fingers from all that smoking ! :D

Yeah, the question didn't ask how you're supposed to get in without getting torn apart.............just how do you get in. ;)


round 4:

If I bet you that I could do between two and three thousand pushups in ten minutes, why would you be wise not to take that bet ?

two is not two thousand

Because it wouldn't mean you doing 2,000-3,000 in ten minutes - It'll mean doing 2-3,000 in ten minutes.

That would leave an average of up to 5 minutes allowed per push-up - Even the stereotypical fat kid could do that :D

Shame DLE got it this time - I was kind looking forward to see if I can smoke a cigar with my ear ;)

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Originally posted by Illuminati@29 June 2003 - 09:35
Because it wouldn't mean you doing 2,000-3,000 in ten minutes - It'll mean doing 2-3,000 in ten minutes.

That would leave an average of up to 5 minutes allowed per push-up - Even the stereotypical fat kid could do that :D

Shame DLE got it this time - I was kind looking forward to see if I can smoke a cigar with my ear ;)

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lol
:lol:

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Originally posted by Illuminati@29 June 2003 - 15:35
smoke a cigar with my ear ;)

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tried your a-hole yet ;) ?