I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

She wasn't 30 stone when she was 16.

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Originally Posted by chalice

That's all right then.

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That's disturbingly nonsensical like as if I wrote it myself. At least I see now why everyone hates me.

Also is 30 stone always heavy? I thought it would like totally depend on how big the stones are.

This girl is so fat she's actually square. Geometry just can't be arsed with her.

Does Maria make a beeping noise when she steps backward? :blink:

I'm not quite certain what a "stone" is, (being that I come from a first-world country) but 30 of 'em sounds like a lot. Not as in "a bunch", but as in something one would park a car on.

Looked it up:

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How do you people even have internets? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Looked it up:


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How do you people even have internets? :unsure:

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More to the point,how do they wipe their bums?

Maria... I just met a girl named Maria... and suddenly I found how wonderful the sound can be... Maria... I just met a girl named... SPLAT!... (oh... um... despite the promise of eternal BJ's... is that a...I'm fat so I wanna please you in every orifice way thangy) Anyways... if she has a government job... sounds like a keeper...:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by chalice

She wasn't 30 stone when she was 16.

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Were there age of consent laws there then, or did you just have to pay her father some chickens or something?

You could always roll her in flour, then aim for the wet spot Chalice. :idunno: