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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Sake is what happens to slow quarterbacks and baijiu is a stringed instrument favoured by hillbillies.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I had assumed that sake was something owned by fuck and that baijiu was a ball-shaped conglomeration of mechanically recovered canine slurry mixed with onions and favoured by Indians in their cuisine.
It could have been embarrassing.
I'm reasonably sure that in as previous life I was a dictionary.
Lastdayofvacationsup.
A new Formula 1 track is being built just outside the city limits here, putting it about 20 minutes from my house. I was listening to some talk radio this week where the host was mentioning the enormous markup on hotels for that week (about a 800-1000% markup from standard rates). So I went online to see what homeowners with comparable homes are renting for during the event and it's like $1200-$1900/night. :o It's a bit scary to think of a complete stranger living in my home for 3-5 days, but if it's done through one of the popular sites like HomeAway or VRBO with a sizable security deposit, then I'll feel a little better about it. Have any of you ever rented your home out for something like that?
I reckon it's a good idea so long as you're not too entrenched within your surroundings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
The Ryder Cup was near to my home in 2010 and there was similar talk about people who were going to rent their house out for a the week.
As it approached, the prices offered fell and I think the average was around £1200 ($7.3bn) for the three days. Not all that many people who were on about it actually went to the effort.
I was never tempted, it seemed like such an effort to move everyone and everything of value out for a week and then back in again. I only know of one person who did it and she did alright out of it, too. The merkin family were decent god-tearing folk (are there any other kind) who left her house cleaner than when they arrived.
She said the agency fees were horrific - but that's to be expected, I spose.
Those god-tearing folk scare me. Skizo. If you do gopher it, don't forget to remove the porn and dead animals first. Obviousment.
Maybe he could move the eviscerated bunny rabbits and the decapitated deer into the wankpit and padlock the door so that the god-fearing folk don't have to wallow in his hobbies :smilie4:
You use too many modern terms for me to find that believable.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Should I do this myself or get a filthy builder to do it.
I've been musing upon this for quite some days. Some might say procrastinating.
you might need someone to help you with the massive measuring tape and stanley knife, like.
They were nearer to my mind's eye when I conceptualised the problem.
I reckon they're probably small enough for me to lift on my own without the help of some expert implement handler.
4/10 for that one.
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Originally Posted by manker
Oh, you.
I just didn't want to write filthy builders again.
Is this a serious type question and if so is there underpad or the removal of baseboard to consider.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If so I suggest a builder ,infloor heating and hardwood.
Unless you can't afford it or are living in 1980 that is.
I don't think I have underpads or baseboard. Or maybe I do have baseboard because it looks like a board and it's down at the base of the room :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Is this a serious type question and if so is there underpad or the removal of baseboard to consider.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If so I suggest a builder ,infloor heating and hardwood.
Unless you can't afford it or are living in 1980 that is.
I'm just going to stick the carpet to that with spray glue. It surely must be very easy.
The area to be carpeted is for one of the offices downstairs in work, I bought exhibition carpet for the whole of the downstairs, the stairs themselves and the landing - and it cost £100. They just let me take as much as I wanted, so I just filled up the transit ftw. The builders laid most of it but then fucked off without laying it in a small office. I haven't paid them for doing it or anything and they seem reluctant to come back for such a small job.
I look forward to the infloor heating and hardwood when I come and lean on the balustrade outside of your log cabin or w.e
The pad is pretty important actually. It keeps the carpet fibers from quickly wearing out between the foundation (or whatever base you have) and the day to day foot traffic. Not to mention the added comfort. Without that, you don't get the comfort of carpet and that kind of defeats the purpose in having it I would think. :unsure:
Ah, I think you guise mean underlay when you say underpad.
I put the expensive carpet with underlay and grippers upstairs in my office and the meeting rooms.
The carpet downstairs will probably have to be replaced after a few years but wtf, it hardly cost anything.
The hawt burds seem happy enough with the exhibition carpet though and I've said they can come upstairs and walk on the decent stuff occasionally if they take their shoes off.
I thought they called that the boot in England.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://joneakes.com/jons-fixit-datab...rpet-underpads
Trypophobia pictures make my skin bubble
*shiver
The real reason the rug needs to be replaced:
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Which does increase the price of the job- unless, you are in New Jersey. Nobody replaces their carpets in new Jersey.
Cheers, mbm. The stanley knife looks a decent size now :happy:
Bo's tiny hands must have made my tool seem bigger.
I personally prefer hard flooring over carpeting. Lay it yourself, then hire a barber.
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I glagged, when I found that in the code.
Then I showed a mate, and he was like 'how awful!'
And I was like 'yes, it's horrible :no:'
True story.
hmmz.
So, Swedish coders.
Is the language contained within your code Swedish, or is it in English? Logically it would be English, I think. So was that conversation with your co-worker conducted in English too? I assume if you're going to code, then speaking English is a big help.
Lastly, have you ever thought about completely giving up speaking Swedish?
I knew I never responded to this. Anyways, hopefully you remained in the dark or I just wasted 3 minutes finding this post (which I was forced to think about having uploaded a 1 MB pic).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Go to here to see it. If yours is infinite because you're a mod then fuck you and go report yourself for fuckety fuck.
That was ridiculous.
I clicked your link and marvelled at the long list of all the attachments I've ever posted. Out of curiosity I clicked one of the oldest ones and ended up reading the 2006 version of this thread for an hour.
Edit: i didn't see a limit anywhere on the attachment page thing but i've got like 7 meg uploaded
/bed
I've got 20 MB, the limit looks to be 100 MB for me.
:d
You had to edit that? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by cathymartin
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My mate with the scarred urethra had to get his lad out in hospital today. It was a preliminary 'frighten the fucking bejaysus out of the patient' kinda thing. I think they do it to keep down costs on the National Health. Intimidate the walking wounded so they walk the fuck somewhere else.
In his own words...
Fuck that. Fuck that all over the place. :no:Quote:
Originally quoted by My Mate With The Dodgy Todger
Did you get my message about the dick meeting i had. My options are superb, for me the term cured doesn't really apply. Either i get the same operation i had before and live a life of daily knob stretching, or, i have invasive surgery that the Paki doc described as cosmetically undesirable and spend the next few years hoping it doesn't get worse. The latter involves them cutting into my wab and sewing in a 'skin flap' that will render me disabled in terms of a stand up piss pot. Fun times! Needless to say i shall be either choosing the first option or hanging myself forthwith
Take note, oh yee of the perfect penis. It could happen to you.
What was the back-story on that? I kinda remember you saying something a ways back, but the details are lost...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Not much of a back story. We were comparing biological tragedies one day and my mate's knob happened to pop up.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWhat was the back-story on that? I kinda remember you saying something a ways back, but the details are lost...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
In other, rather more fucking fantastic news, the previews for LOEG Century 2009 are out. I'm making baby muck in what's left of my pants.
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Gay dick story fag.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking minority.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Get back to being a wetback paedophile and being stupid. It's what you do best.
What about a transplant, aren't there a number of members right here who have no foreseeable use for theirs in the coming decades?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
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Sometimes, when you see someone you care about is suffering, your closest kin. You think; 'would that I could take your pain from you and suffer in your stead'.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Or something that doesn't sound quite so pretentious.
But fuck no, dad. All the best with your knob rot. I'm staying the fuck miles away from this :smilie4: