The 6 year old got a magic set cos he reckons he's David Blaine.
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The 6 year old got a magic set cos he reckons he's David Blaine.
To be fair to the lad, I probably wouldn't want to be seen in public with you either.
What the fuck, like. I am like the bestest dad like evar. My dad went and got himself wrapped around a tree before he was even able to buy me anything. The selfish cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I've always said that my kids will always have all the hula hoops they can eat before I die. Which will be soon.
I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.
Ahh. The Gold Seal of approval. Straight from the mountains. That stuff is fan-tastic to the max. :mushy:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisApologies for not responding the other night, Bovis. I was proper wopped and then some.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Yes, it was squidgey black. Gold Seal. I hadn't seen it yonks either so I hads to get some. Goes a long way and there's a really heavy eyelid stone of off it to the max.
True story.
Whereas you're probably spikier in :earl: than you are here, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
But I don't. I'm a mild-mannered reporter, mang. One of the nicest and most gentile chaps you're ever likely to encounter. Ask Benjamin. I met one of his mates one time in Belfast for a couple of pints and to get him sorted for weed cos he was a clueless Americanist.
I'm just a cunt on the internets.
True that, I am an utter cunt :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseWhereas you're probably spikier in :earl: than you are here, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
He didn't even mug him or pull his ponytail. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
ponytail? ffs, what a cagina.