Last one to post wins the internets

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I've never actually met the guy tbh. He's was an internets colleague.

You sure didn't miss much.

And I can confirm the ponytail thing. It's true.

Can you imagine how restrained I had to be. I did that for you, Benjamin. For you.

hahaha. Much appreciated. He helped me out quite a bit with stuff, and he's cool.

I would have twatted him and nicked his passport.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I would have twatted him and nicked his passport.

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A merkin passport and geordie accent wouldn't work. Fact.

I would have thrown it in a river or something, like.

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Jupiter's Clock - I just finished Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Don't know what they were planning on doing for Season 2, I thought it finished rather nicely.

My dad, the other week:

Picks up a folding rule, like. A shop clerk passes him by. He tells her, 'they don't make these any longer, do they'. She's all like 'uhm, yes they do, we're expecting anoth...' so my dad interrupts her, slowly unfolds the whole things, points at it, and goes, 'look, it's only two meters'.

It works even better in the original klingon.

He does that like all the time. Telemarketers, shop clerks, friends of his children, their parents, any and all relatives, everyone, really. If there's an opening to make someone go :blink: he takes it.

That's good parenting to the max. Setting an example an aw.