Here's one.
Edit: That was meant for #1119, you sure like to butt in a lot.
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Here's one.
Edit: That was meant for #1119, you sure like to butt in a lot.
You'll go back to it. You know you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavois
Maybe tomoro, you'll have just got the plonk from your copious cellar, feeling a light, heady tingle from the pre-dinner spliff and you'll be all; 'hmmz. manker said something about churches. I must read it'.
And you will and it will be underwhelming and you'll be slightly disappointed due to that - but gladdened in a different way as you know of and prefer my strengths to be lying elsewhere.
Prolly, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:/ Bed
/fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
If he were that stupid, why is it he keeps getting people annoyed with those short nothings?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisShut the fuck up, you fucking minority.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Get back to being a wetback paedophile and being stupid. It's what you do best.
That said, Allen removed a bracket from a quote the other day, and got a few posts out of that.
So I think ziggy's currently a bit behind.
I'm sorry for spoiling the game, tho, whomever it may concern.
New LOEG looks awesome, tho.
It annoys people by accident. Any intent is smothered by stupidity. Then again, I am rather prone to being annoyed by spastic-fantastics. It gives me direction.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeIf he were that stupid, why is it he keeps getting people annoyed with those short nothings?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
That said, Allen removed a bracket from a quote the other day, and got a few posts out of that.
So I think ziggy's currently a bit behind.
I'm sorry for spoiling the game, tho, whomever it may concern.
Ziggy is marginally more clever than Allen. Having said that, chewing gum is marginally more clever than Allen.
I disagree, tbh. I'm not saying it's the masterminds of the century here, mind you, but there's slightly more than meets the eye.
Flipping woman keeps wanting me to come have coffee with her at wurk, every day.
I'm trying to do my ckrit poasting, ffs.
If that's the case, they hide their light under a bushel the size of K fucking 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Sex her in the toilets and report back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
:lol: :earl: @ the bushel
Btw, Horse Outside - still good.
You knows it. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aDwm...eature=related
I put forth a small amount of effort to have them removed. If you can't even manage to add so much as a smilie...Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I heard Allen tries to listen to his mobile voicemail by dialing 1 on a landline. It's the talk of the day care center.
I heard Ziggy tries to listen to his mobile voicemail by running and mumbling with an envelope in hand. It's the talk of the trailer park.
Attachment 104506Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
:eyebrows:
Well spotted. It is indeed Allan Quatermain as debauched by Sean Connery in that utter spunk bucket of a film. I'm impressed.
Did you catch the 'Massive Genius' reference? The only reason I got it is cos I watched the show just last week.
i bet it's not mary oc
oc?
No I didn't, I don't watch the Sopranos.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
original content, pneub.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That's not a ubiquitous abbreviation, did you injure one of your digits or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankeroriginal content, pneub.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
By the way, that is a macky original. You won't find it anywhere else on the net. It also hurt to take another entire 1 MB out of my allotted space.
It's fairly ubiquitous.
I'm not sure if it's possible but maybe I could expand your space so you can fit more stuff in there.
Probably not, but speaking of magic, you could always ask Tesco.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't think he has much time to do stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisProbably not, but speaking of magic, you could always ask Tesco.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I read a post the other day where he has to get up at like 6am and doesn't get home til nine in the night or something.
He is putting the new smileys on this weekend but I don't really want to ask for a load of other stuff.
Anyway, it was just a euphemism.
Well why don't you just come out and tell Mary you want to roger him then? I don't think he's up to the subtlety ofQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerI don't think he has much time to do stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I read a post the other day where he has to get up at like 6am and doesn't get home til nine in the night or something.
He is putting the new smileys on this weekend but I don't really want to ask for a load of other stuff.
Anyway, it was just a euphemism.
englishwelsh euphemisms
/decryptedQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
so it was :smilie4:
Things the like of which the world will never see again here :(
Despite being encumbered by a girls' name, he was a superb golf player.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
He only played golf once, but he dished the pwnage. As you would expect.
If i could close this thread... I win.
Yes close the thread and win the internets.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iStatiK
I lol'd the whole way through that. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerDespite being encumbered by a girls' name, he was a superb golf player.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
He only played golf once, but he dished the pwnage. As you would expect.
victory!
no mien
Been fooling around with a time lapse app on the iPhone. Pretty orsum stuff phones can do these days. I put it in the backyard today to watch the clouds. :happy:
The neighbors had a new roof put on yesterday and I'm pissed I didn't think to set it up to capture that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvPvFNNanqA
Would be better if post read, "Was helping a friend put a new roof on his house and found this iPhone sitting out. Had this time-lapse video and nude pics of neighbor's wife on it."Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Not if you've seen the neighbors wife. :no:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
Maybe it's just me, but that's better than the original.
Fuck me, Sneesworth, that was pretty fucking great. One guitar. I'm fucking staggered. True story.