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Saw this on OCAU:

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i remember reading this recipe before the forums died. i just wanted to add this so it wouldnt be forgotten :)

this makes 500mls of jelly, or about 16 good sized ice-cubes

ok what u will need:
- pack of jelly, flav of choice (pink lemonade works well)
- hot water - 250mls
- cold water - 100mls
- vodka (pref absolut) - 100mls

what u need to do:
- mix cold water and vodka togather in bowl/glass
- put jelly crystals in bowl with hot water, stir till disolved. let this cool for 2-4 mins, so the water isnt really hot.
- add cold water/vodka mixture to bowl and stir a bit
- pour this combined mixture into an ice-cube tray. put in freezer. leave over night
- next day (or whenever set) get a knife and gently cut around cube so it falls out easlly
- put ice-cubes on plate/whatever and serve!

change the cold water to vodka ratio for diff results. ive found this works well, and u get a good amount of vodka in each cube :)

enjoy! :D

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some cunt broke the lens on my rear light in the b&q car park, cheapest replacement I can find on ebay is £75:dabs:

Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:

FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:

Damn potholes :fist:

Mornsup :coffee:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:

FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:

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It's dependent on many different factors including your weight ,fluidity on the bike ,strength/rigidity of the rim, how well the wheel was built( the integrity of the remaining spokes ) ,road surface, geography(is the terrain flat or hilly?) and tire pressure, so there's no way that it can easily be predicted. I'm afraid that you are just going to have to keep riding it find that out.

Just remember to carry medical insurance with you and try to fall away from traffic if possible.

talking to this burd on gheybook what I'd quite like to have sexytime with, she's telling me about how she had a massive row with her boyfriend over the weekend and is now thinking about leaving him and is asking me what she should do

:sly:

Android is a beast! Just figuring out where the fuck the setups are stored one you download them from the Marketplace/AppBrain.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:

FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:

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It's dependent on many different factors including your weight ,fluidity on the bike ,strength/rigidity of the rim, how well the wheel was built( the integrity of the remaining spokes ) ,road surface, geography(is the terrain flat or hilly?) and tire pressure, so there's no way that it can easily be predicted. I'm afraid that you are just going to have to keep riding it find that out.

Just remember to carry medical insurance with you and try to fall away from traffic if possible.

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Weight - ~13 stone
Fluidity on the bike - lolwut? :unsure:
Strength/Rigidity of the rim - Fnar fnar :naughty:
How well the wheel was built - 1980's Raleigh special...
Road Surface - mostly smooth, but occasionally pot-holey if I don't see it in the dark in time.
Geography - Too hilly for my liking!
Tyre Pressure - It's supposed to be about 50psi I think but I can't find right valve attachment so I can only get it to about 30psi, lol.

I think I probably better get a new bike :dabs:

Or if you don't want all that extra expense you could just invest in a half decent pair of bolt cutters .

Are you advocating stealing, young man? :O

I merely note the existence of other possible options .
Btw if the coppers come a knocking you didn't hear it from me.