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You just reminded me of something. On the weekend I was chatting to one of my friends who asked me if I'd done anything 'special' with my shed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I don't have a shed, as such, so I asked what he was on about - he said that he'd turned his into a wankatorium, complete with interweb connection and mini-fridge.
Sounds hawt, no?
you know fine well you'd just have an empty shed with some grass on the floor, a pole in the middle and a sheep tied onto said pole
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's really not that often, in fact almost unheard of, for me to do a real lol because of a sheep joke. That was quality tho'.
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Originally Posted by manker
I hope he's done it justice and decorated it porno-style.
I watched the Wallace and Grommit film last night.
Its a full moon you best hide your prize veggies :ph34r:
Well, that's the thing, he goes there to hide from his missus when she's in a mood (you reminded me of his reasoning) so he has to keep his shed looking like a shed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
The laptop is hidden and he's varnished the fridge door so that she doesn't realise he's making it habitable in there. I haven't seen it yet but he told me to pop around.
I'm dubious about his intentions, he didn't ask anyone else :unsure:
That reminds me where's Jonno dissapered to,is in on hols or did someone really piss him offQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Maybe Jonno converted his whole house into a wankatorium and sealed it off from the outside world.Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
And subsequently drowned.
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Originally Posted by manker
He's after some Manker-meat. :lol:
Its a good idea, every bloke needs somewhere to hide from us women when we're mental. I've got visions of flipping wall panels with cowprint on one side and manky shed on the other, sliding tissue holder and porno-wank chair which folds up like a transformer into an or'nery garden chair. All at the touch of a button or triggered by the sound of complaining female tones. :w00t:
:sick: Cum again? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker