i was reading about british history today...

wtf??? my paypal account is totally empty!!!!!


you are gonna regret this people

malleus malefiracum, b1tches!

i just put a republican style voodoo curse on all of you more prominent members(lords) that did not acknowledge my overlordship and pay me a tribute. your hard drives will go limp within an hour.

bah, I'm kicking it old school, I'm thinking about invading cumbria

i got a better idea than invading, just accidentally build the dyke on the wrong side of the border. when the other country says "hey that's our land" you say "well ok you win we'll fix it later" and never fix it

what dyke??

here

Right, I'm invading Cumbria, not Wales

ah my mistake,
my message should have read "a dyke" not "the dyke"